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I Am MacGyver
Jun 30th, 2009 at 6:28pm
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I'm sitting here in a hotel in DC bored out of my skull.  I inadvertently ordered two entreés from the local Chinese restaurant last night, and I certainly couldn't eat it all.  I stored the remains in the minibar (schwing!) to keep them cold.

Now I'm hungry, but I have a dilemma.  I don't have a microwave.  Fortunately, the containers are waterproof and the showers (yes, two of 'em!) in my hotel room are insanely, ridiculously hot.  If I throw the containers in the shower for 30 minutes with the water cranked to inferno, do you think my food will get hot enough to eat?


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Re: I Am MacGyver
Reply #1 - Jun 30th, 2009 at 6:29pm
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I'm also having a moral dilemma.  I'm on the fifth floor and I have a balcony.  Directly under my balcony is a ridiculously overpriced BMW.

Should I hock a loogey on it?


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Reply #2 - Jun 30th, 2009 at 7:02pm
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Should I hock a loogey on it?


...yes of course, you are only trying to spitshine the birdpoo off of the car. Nice job, citizen!
  
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Reply #3 - Jul 1st, 2009 at 2:04am
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Take the food and dump it on the car!!!  Or eat the food, process it, and "render" the remains on the car!
  
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Reply #4 - Jul 1st, 2009 at 7:16am
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It is my sad duty to report that Operation Ghetto Heater was a failure.

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Reply #5 - Jul 1st, 2009 at 8:21pm
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TSA sucks.  That is all.


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