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I Am MacGyver
Jun 30^th, 2009 at 6:28pm

I'm sitting here in a hotel in DC bored out of my skull. I inadvertently ordered two entreés from the local Chinese restaurant last night, and I certainly couldn't eat it all. I stored the remains in the minibar (schwing!) to keep them cold.

Now I'm hungry, but I have a dilemma. I don't have a microwave. Fortunately, the containers are waterproof and the showers (yes, two of 'em!) in my hotel room are insanely, ridiculously hot. If I throw the containers in the shower for 30 minutes with the water cranked to inferno, do you think my food will get hot enough to eat?

-b0b
(...is going to try it.)

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b0b GeekCrew Administrator FTP Server Offline The revolution will not be televised. Posts: 7464 Battle Creek, Michigan Gender:	Re: I Am MacGyver Reply #1 - Jun 30^th, 2009 at 6:29pm I'm also having a moral dilemma. I'm on the fifth floor and I have a balcony. Directly under my balcony is a ridiculously overpriced BMW. Should I hock a loogey on it? -b0b (...ponders the great questions in life.)
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MediaMaster GeekCrew Administrator FTP Server Offline Holy Xenu! Posts: 1884 Detroit Gender:	Re: I Am MacGyver Reply #2 - Jun 30^th, 2009 at 7:02pm Quote: Should I hock a loogey on it? ...yes of course, you are only trying to spitshine the birdpoo off of the car. Nice job, citizen!
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X Post Whore FTP Server Offline Truth Is Treason, In The Empire Of Lies Posts: 3903 Gender:	Re: I Am MacGyver Reply #3 - Jul 1^st, 2009 at 2:04am Take the food and dump it on the car!!! Or eat the food, process it, and "render" the remains on the car!
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b0b GeekCrew Administrator FTP Server Offline The revolution will not be televised. Posts: 7464 Battle Creek, Michigan Gender:	Re: I Am MacGyver Reply #4 - Jul 1^st, 2009 at 7:16am It is my sad duty to report that Operation Ghetto Heater was a failure. -b0b (...wanted more egg rolls anyway.)
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b0b GeekCrew Administrator FTP Server Offline The revolution will not be televised. Posts: 7464 Battle Creek, Michigan Gender:	Re: I Am MacGyver Reply #5 - Jul 1^st, 2009 at 8:21pm TSA sucks. That is all. -b0b (...hates typing on mobile phones.)
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