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Reply #15 - Nov 27th, 2009 at 8:59am
 
I completely understand that customers are dicks, but that's something that must be accepted when you get into any retail business.

Imagine if a customer walked into their room at your father's B&B and saw the following signs plastered all over the place:

  • Do not start your room on fire.
  • Do not throw water balloons.
  • Do not leave your eight-year old unattended for nine hours.
  • Do not kick a hole in the closet door.
  • Etc...


95% of customers would be insulted, and the other 5% that actually need to be told such things probably wouldn't bother heeding the warning anyway.  Save the inkjet toner and use it to buy a Taser instead.


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Reply #16 - Nov 27th, 2009 at 1:11pm
 
That's why the good Lord invented the civil courts!  Make people sign something that makes them responsible for all those things...and sue the pants off of them.  It's a one stop warning without having to be a jerk about it.

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Reply #17 - Nov 28th, 2009 at 3:09pm
 
Yeah like I said, the lady went about it wrong.  My Dad just had a contract people had to sign, and if they broke the rules he seized there deposit =p
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Reply #18 - Dec 11th, 2009 at 11:37pm
 
http://www.break.com/index/awareness-test.html

Hilarious...may be a year old but still good.
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