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Today is Earth Day. How are you guys going to celebrate?
I'm going to do what I do every Earth Day: head to the nearest strip mine and barbecue a bald eagle over a tire fire.
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(...screw Earth. Who needs it?)
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Reply #1 - Apr 22
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I figure I'd go for a bigger run than I usually do. After all, this would make me have a bigger carbon footprint and thus contribute to global warming more. It's been getting kinda cool here, so I want some Florida weather!
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Reply #2 - Apr 22
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How does running make you have a bigger carbon footprint?
Weak sauce!
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Reply #3 - Apr 22
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You breath more thus taking in more oxygen and expelling greater amounts of carbon.
Do you need a diagram because you don't know what running is, fatty?
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Reply #4 - Apr 22
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Hey, I can run at least ten feet before the wheezing gets really bad!
Besides, why run when you can drive a Jeep Grand Gas-Guzzler instead?
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(...15.7MPG, ohhhh yeah!)
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Reply #5 - Apr 22
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Well on sunday I put 120 miles on my car...and I really didn't have anywhere to go. It's a celebration, bitches!
Pat you really shouldn't make fun of fat people. If we were in a plane that went down in canada (frigid I know) you skinny bitches would be the first to die...either by cold or wes' mom getting hungery.
PS. Good burn!
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Reply #6 - Apr 22
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we dont have enough meat on our bones... the large people will eat each other while we create a means of escape leaving everyone else to their doom!
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Reply #7 - Apr 22
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Never underestimate the speed of a fat white guy. Once you get all that flubber moving in one direction, nothing short of a freight train is going to stop it.
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Reply #8 - Apr 22
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If we were in a plane that went down in canada (frigid I know) you skinny bitches would be the first to die
Not unless I hollow you out like a tan tan and wait for rescue.
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Reply #9 - Apr 22
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And I thought spanky smelled bad on the outside!
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Reply #10 - Apr 22
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And I thought spanky smelled bad on the outside!
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Reply #11 - Apr 22
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Bob pukes smiley faces...freaking hippie.
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Reply #12 - Apr 22
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, 2008 at 2:49pm
That would be awesome. I could make the freak show circuit and visit Wes at the carnival.
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(...wonders if Wes is still a carnie?)
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Reply #13 - Apr 22
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, 2008 at 3:11pm
On a side note, it also happens to be Lenin's birthday. How appropriate.
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Reply #14 - Apr 22
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, 2008 at 5:06pm
Happy birthday Jon.
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