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b0b GeekCrew Administrator FTP Server Offline The revolution will not be televised. Posts: 7464 Battle Creek, Michigan Gender:	Re: Random Quote Thread Reply #15 - Oct 29^th, 2007 at 12:23pm My computer beats me at Solitaire, but I beat my computer at kick boxing.
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WesDownersMom GeekCrew n00b Offline WesDownersMom.com Posts: 14 Bob's Bedroom Gender:	Re: Random Quote Thread Reply #16 - Oct 29^th, 2007 at 12:23pm Power tends to corrupt, absolute power should be left in the hands of IT professionals.
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b0b GeekCrew Administrator FTP Server Offline The revolution will not be televised. Posts: 7464 Battle Creek, Michigan Gender:	Re: Random Quote Thread Reply #17 - Oct 29^th, 2007 at 12:24pm Diplomacy is telling someone to go to Hell and making them look forward to the trip.
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WesDownersMom GeekCrew n00b Offline WesDownersMom.com Posts: 14 Bob's Bedroom Gender:	Re: Random Quote Thread Reply #18 - Oct 29^th, 2007 at 12:24pm What do they call the person that graduates last in his class from medical school? Doctor.
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b0b GeekCrew Administrator FTP Server Offline The revolution will not be televised. Posts: 7464 Battle Creek, Michigan Gender:	Re: Random Quote Thread Reply #19 - Oct 29^th, 2007 at 12:25pm Microsoft Windows: A thirty-two bit extension and graphical shell to a sixteen bit patch to an eight bit operating system originally coded for a four bit microprocessor which was written by a two-bit company that can't stand one bit of competition.
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WesDownersMom GeekCrew n00b Offline WesDownersMom.com Posts: 14 Bob's Bedroom Gender:	Re: Random Quote Thread Reply #20 - Oct 29^th, 2007 at 12:28pm "His eyes were cold. As cold as the bitter winter snow that was falling outside. Yes, cold and therefore difficult to chew..." -Jack Handy
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b0b GeekCrew Administrator FTP Server Offline The revolution will not be televised. Posts: 7464 Battle Creek, Michigan Gender:	Re: Random Quote Thread Reply #21 - Oct 29^th, 2007 at 12:30pm 73 Ferengi Rule of Acquisition: "If it gets you profit, sell your own mother."
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WesDownersMom GeekCrew n00b Offline WesDownersMom.com Posts: 14 Bob's Bedroom Gender:	Re: Random Quote Thread Reply #22 - Oct 29^th, 2007 at 12:33pm I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him. - Mark Twain
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b0b GeekCrew Administrator FTP Server Offline The revolution will not be televised. Posts: 7464 Battle Creek, Michigan Gender:	Re: Random Quote Thread Reply #23 - Oct 29^th, 2007 at 12:34pm In management's temperate, considered, intellectual opinion, Microsoft sucks and we hate them.
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Reply #24 - Oct 29^th, 2007 at 12:36pm

I like my women like I like my coffee... ground up and kept in the freezer.

I like my women like I like my coffee... I don't like coffee.

I like my women like I like my coffee... quiet.

I like my women like I like my coffee... ethically purchased from farming cooperatives in Latin America.

I like my women like I like my coffee... cold and bitter.

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b0b GeekCrew Administrator FTP Server Offline The revolution will not be televised. Posts: 7464 Battle Creek, Michigan Gender:	Re: Random Quote Thread Reply #25 - Oct 29^th, 2007 at 12:36pm "A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." -Sigmund Freud, "General Introduction to Psychoanalysis"
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WesDownersMom GeekCrew n00b Offline WesDownersMom.com Posts: 14 Bob's Bedroom Gender:	Re: Random Quote Thread Reply #26 - Oct 29^th, 2007 at 12:37pm Give a man a campfire and you'll keep him warm for a day, start a man on fire and you'll keep him warm for life.
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Reply #27 - Oct 29^th, 2007 at 2:22pm

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We must upskill ourselves to allow us to leverage technology to achieve a competitive advantage and a synergy with other incentive-oriented departments. Without that synergy, our company would not be able to shift to a new paradigm or leverage the low-hanging fruit of core competencies to drill down into our game plan and do the heavy lifting needed to become world class!

So much wisdom! You have much to teach us Wes' Mom.

Also, I lol'ed on this one:

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Give a man a campfire and you'll keep him warm for a day, start a man on fire and you'll keep him warm for life.

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spanky Post Whore FTP Server Offline Posts: 1540 Detroit-ish Gender:	Re: Random Quote Thread Reply #28 - Oct 29^th, 2007 at 4:07pm good one I found: "Over Clocking is a lot like marriage, the outcome is always unpredictable but when your computer goes at least it doesn't take half your shit."
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Reply #29 - Oct 29^th, 2007 at 4:40pm

spanky wrote on Oct 29^th, 2007 at 4:07pm:

good one I found:
"Over Clocking is a lot like marriage, the outcome is always unpredictable but when your computer goes at least it doesn't take half your shit."

That reminds me of this one:

Turning off the servers in your data center is like putting the old folks to bed in the nursing home. When you turn the lights back on in the morning, not all of them are going to wake up.

-b0b
(...loves that one.)

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