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Oct 29th, 2007 at 12:01pm
 
I'm in to bestiality, sadomasochism, and necrophilia... but I guess I'm just beating a dead horse.
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Reply #1 - Oct 29th, 2007 at 12:04pm
 
I have the heart and mind of a young child... and I keep both of them in jars on my desk.
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Reply #2 - Oct 29th, 2007 at 12:09pm
 
Butterflies are like random thoughts people have.  They live, they die, they are utterly pointless.
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Reply #3 - Oct 29th, 2007 at 12:09pm
 
"It is against company policy to sell human beings." -eBay
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Reply #4 - Oct 29th, 2007 at 12:10pm
 
Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife.  Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife.
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Reply #5 - Oct 29th, 2007 at 12:10pm
 
There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
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Reply #6 - Oct 29th, 2007 at 12:11pm
 
I just neutered the cat.  Now he's French.
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Reply #7 - Oct 29th, 2007 at 12:13pm
 
Patiently, she waits.  She looked serene standing there, anticipating what you had to say.  You remained quiet, thinking about the question she asked.  You had to get this right.  You cannot afford to make a mistake.  Then, she asks again, "What's it going to be, Patrick?"  You start to fidget.  You always fidget when you get pressured.  Finally, you mumbled, "Give me a short single mocha half and half."
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Reply #8 - Oct 29th, 2007 at 12:14pm
 
All hail Bob, keeper of our sins, soapbox on the podium of our lunacy, collector of all things human, and a damned nice guy to boot.
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Reply #9 - Oct 29th, 2007 at 12:14pm
 
Getting caught with a hand in the cookie jar is no reason to stop eating cookies.
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Reply #10 - Oct 29th, 2007 at 12:17pm
 
There are three people on earth you should never lie to:  Your mother, your pastor, and your network administrator.
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Reply #11 - Oct 29th, 2007 at 12:20pm
 
"Ah damn. I think I left my towel on the beach in Jutty's vagina." -OlDirtyBen
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Reply #12 - Oct 29th, 2007 at 12:20pm
 
Espresso, Jack Daniels and Marlboros - because breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
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Reply #13 - Oct 29th, 2007 at 12:21pm
 
Computer Sales - an industry created to give used car dealers a second career option.
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Reply #14 - Oct 29th, 2007 at 12:22pm
 
We must upskill ourselves to allow us to leverage technology to achieve a competitive advantage and a synergy with other incentive-oriented departments.  Without that synergy, our company would not be able to shift to a new paradigm or leverage the low-hanging fruit of core competencies to drill down into our game plan and do the heavy lifting needed to become world class!
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