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Words/Phrases That Annoy You
Oct 11^th, 2007 at 9:08am

I'm in a fickle mood this morning, so I thought I'd share some of the most annoying phrases I hear on a daily basis. Whenever I hear these things, I just want to bit the heads off of everyone in a 25' radius. God forbid I should hear them while standing in a nursery...

Baby Bump - It's not a bump, you fat bastard.
Fashionista - I believe the proper term is "gay."
Illegal War - The president asked for it and congress voted on it. You might not like it, but it isn't illegal. Get over it.
Guru - This one is especially annoying when applied to IT people. I'm not Buddhist. Why don't you just call me a "Computer Zealot" instead?
Whatevva - If you can't pronounce "er," consider retaking Remedial Speech.
Undocumented Immigrant - Yeah, and when I rob the bank, I'm going to call it an "undocumented paycheck."
At the End of the Day - At the end of the day, I'm going to bed, and I'll probably fall asleep right now if I hear that phrase one more time in the same conversation.
Blood for Oil - My Jeep loves Iraqi oil. Considering how expensive gas is these days, I'm thinking blood might be a cheaper alternative.
Raise Awareness - Screw awareness. Raise livestock instead, there's more money in it.
Baby's Daddy - Yeah, you're a whore, but you don't need to advertise it by using that idiotic phrase.
Shotty - It's not a shotty, it's a shotgun. Call it a shotty again and I'll break your kneecaps.
Extreeeeeme - Listen, there is nothing "extreme" about extreme cheerleading, extreme energy drinks, or extreme off-roading. The only extreme thing I can think of is the length your mother will go to in the pursuit of another line of coke.
All New - Why is it that every new episode of a TV show is "all new"? Why not just new? Is "all new" newer than just plan new?
Are You Serious? - Yes, I'm serious. If you ask me one more time, I'm going to choke you just to show how serious I am.

Alright guys, do your worst. What phrases annoy you?

-b0b
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Stick@school GeekCrew Pedestrian Offline Personal Text: Posts: 91	Re: Words/Phrases That Annoy You Reply #1 - Oct 11^th, 2007 at 9:35am I find that I use a couple of those regularly... So don't break my kneecaps, or choke me.
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Reply #2 - Oct 11^th, 2007 at 11:24am

ok, phrases I hate:

The weights aren't in Mattec - Are you sure? Did you check before you came to me or are you guessing?
Anything Vern says - I hate him.
Anything to do with rimses on a POS car - retarded.
Anything to do with rimses on a Cadillac - Worst car company in the US.
Caddy - Don't be shamed on the money you wasted, say the whole name.
Wii - Console fun, name retarded.
Want some cheese? - No I don't want your damn cheese!

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Reply #4 - Oct 11^th, 2007 at 11:30pm

Me: How did you like that movie?
Person A: It was awesome!
Me: On a scale of 1 to 10 how was it?
Person A: An 11!
Me: *Kicks Person A in the crotch*

Me: How's your team doing coach?
Person B: They're giving 110%!
Me: How can they give more then everything they could possibly give? What are they? Two people in one?
Person B: *Stares blankly*
Me: Not to mention, if they gave 100% wouldn't they be dead soon?
Person B: *Stares blankly*
Me: *Shakes head and walks away*

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computerjuvenile GeekCrew Luser Offline Posts: 154 Houghton, Michigan Gender:	Re: Words/Phrases That Annoy You Reply #5 - Oct 13^th, 2007 at 12:34pm people that sign their name, and then try to put an amusing phase after it in the third person tone.
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b0b GeekCrew Administrator FTP Server Offline The revolution will not be televised. Posts: 7464 Battle Creek, Michigan Gender:	Re: Words/Phrases That Annoy You Reply #6 - Oct 13^th, 2007 at 12:53pm Ooh, you're sneakier than a bag of ninjas. -b0b (...thinks somebody needs a hug.)
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Reply #7 - Oct 15^th, 2007 at 1:55am

I go to a women's college (bad choice, don't judge me--I learn the hard way that girls suck ass) and here are some of the things I hear on a daily basis that make me cringe:

1: OMG, really?! (and they dont say oh my god--they actually say OMG.).
2: i dunno
3: lol
4: Sup?
5: Hey Boo
6: you shut up. (no, you shut up!). ok. just get off the phone with your lametard boyfriend, K? thanks.
7: they only treated me that way because i'm (take your pick): a woman/lesbian/feminist/different race or culture, etc. seriously. stfu. i'm tired of your bitching. yeah yeah yeah, burn your effing bras and see where it takes you.
8: jk
9: bitch is crazy. (and your grammar sucks ass. how'd you get into college, again?)
10: people who say "how are you?" and walk away before you answer.
11: thats what she said. funny at first, now its just annoying
12: your mom.

That is a small sample of words/phrases make me twitch. I hate girls. Angry

Caitlin "I drink because you annoy me" McC.

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Reply #9 - Oct 15^th, 2007 at 10:08am

I thought of another phrase that annoys me:

"Ya know what I'm saying?" more to the point...when it's used like this:

"It's like when I was a kid, ya know what I'm sayin', and, ya know what I'm sayin', I was, like, walking, ya know what I'm sayin', towards the stores and, ya know what I'm sayin', I saw like a car, ya know what I'm sayin', that was, like, this weird lookin car, ya know what I'm sayin'?"

NO! NO I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYIN'! IT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING YET! SO STOP ASKING!

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Stick@school GeekCrew Pedestrian Offline Personal Text: Posts: 91	Re: Words/Phrases That Annoy You Reply #10 - Oct 15^th, 2007 at 10:13am I agree X, you know what I'm sayin?
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MediaMaster GeekCrew Administrator FTP Server Offline Holy Xenu! Posts: 1884 Detroit Gender:	Re: Words/Phrases That Annoy You Reply #11 - Oct 15^th, 2007 at 10:44am ha! I know what you're saying!
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b0b GeekCrew Administrator FTP Server Offline The revolution will not be televised. Posts: 7464 Battle Creek, Michigan Gender:	Re: Words/Phrases That Annoy You Reply #12 - Oct 15^th, 2007 at 12:43pm MediaMaster wrote on Oct 15^th, 2007 at 10:44am: ha! I know what you're saying! Yeah, I know what you're saying. -b0b (...fo' realz, yo!)
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Stick@school GeekCrew Pedestrian Offline Personal Text: Posts: 91	Re: Words/Phrases That Annoy You Reply #13 - Oct 15^th, 2007 at 12:48pm If you know what I'm saying, then what am I saying?
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b0b GeekCrew Administrator FTP Server Offline The revolution will not be televised. Posts: 7464 Battle Creek, Michigan Gender:	Re: Words/Phrases That Annoy You Reply #14 - Oct 15^th, 2007 at 1:14pm Can you hear me now? -b0b (...good.)
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