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Reply #45 - Jul 10th, 2007 at 10:09pm
 
At least Idaho has potatoes.

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Reply #46 - Jul 11th, 2007 at 12:45pm
 
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BEIJING - They're flush with pride in Chongqing, where a recently opened porcelain palace features an Egyptian facade, soothing music and more than 1,000 toilets spread out over 30,000 square feet.

Officials in the southwestern Chinese city plan to ask Guinness World Records to have the free four-story public bathroom listed as the world's largest, state-run China Central Television reported Friday.

"We are spreading toilet culture. People can listen to gentle music and watch TV," said Lu Xiaoqing, an official with the Yangrenjie, or "Foreigners Street," tourist area where the bathroom is located. "After they use the bathroom they will be very, very happy."

Footage aired on CCTV showed people milling about the sprawling facility and washing their hands at trough sinks. For open-aired relief, there's a cluster of stalls without a roof.

Some urinals are uniquely shaped, including ones inside open crocodile mouths and several topped by the bust of a woman resembling the Virgin Mary.

There are also plans to build a supermarket nearby, which will sell toilet-related items, CCTV reported.



Although they may not have food sanitation down pat, at least they have a lot of toilets...

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Reply #47 - Jul 18th, 2007 at 4:22pm
 
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College courses on prostitution could be the next addition to New Zealand's educational institutions.

Funding for courses on the age-old profession may be considered if the courses are deemed to have the necessary quality and relevance to the educational field, according to education officials.

Any request to provide courses on prostitution would be examined under the same criteria for any other college course Tertiary Education Commission chief executive Janice Shiner said.

Lawmakers in New Zealand's parliament were told of the development during hearings into changes to how higher education was funded.


I wonder if this is a Sociology, Business Management or Physical Education course?

I bet the exams are given orally!

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Reply #48 - Jul 18th, 2007 at 5:29pm
 
I should have double majored in school.  Who could turn down a Computer Engineer/Man Whore?
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Reply #49 - Jul 19th, 2007 at 7:29am
 
spanky wrote on Jul 18th, 2007 at 5:29pm:
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There, fixed it for you.

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Reply #50 - Jul 19th, 2007 at 3:44pm
 
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Swedish Woman Gets Superfast Internet

STOCKHOLM, Sweden (AP) -- She is a latecomer to the information superhighway, but 75-year-old Sigbritt Lothberg is now cruising the Internet with a dizzying speed. Lothberg's 40 gigabits-per-second fiber-optic connection in Karlstad is believed to be the fastest residential uplink in the world, Karlstad city officials said.

In less than 2 seconds, Lothberg can download a full-length movie on her home computer - many thousand times faster than most residential connections, said Hafsteinn Jonsson, head of the Karlstad city network unit.

Jonsson and Lothberg's son, Peter, worked together to install the connection.

The speed is reached using a new modulation technique that allows the sending of data between two routers placed up to 1,240 miles apart, without any transponders in between, Jonsson said.

"We wanted to show that that there are no limitations to Internet speed," he said.

Peter Lothberg, who is a networking expert, said he wanted to demonstrate the new technology while providing a computer link for his mother.

"She's a brand-new Internet user," Lothberg said by phone from California, where he lives. "She didn't even have a computer before."

His mother isn't exactly making the most of her high-speed connection. She only uses it to read Web-based newspapers.


Wow, imagine the BitTorrent speeds you could hit with that thing!

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Reply #51 - Jul 19th, 2007 at 5:47pm
 
You can download movies off of the super global information highway?
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Reply #52 - Jul 23rd, 2007 at 11:00am
 
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College Application Causes Bomb Scare

Here's a tip for aspiring college students: Make sure your applications don't warrant a visit from the bomb squad.

Emergency crews evacuated an Eastern Illinois University building Friday, after a campus postal carrier discovered a disheveled-looking package heading for the college's admissions office.

"There was no return address, it was poorly written, poorly addressed to the university, there were misspellings," school spokeswoman Vicki Woodard said Saturday. "There was some tape over it. Just the overall appearance was rather strange."

The stuffed-and-stained envelope was strange enough that police alerted the bomb squad.

Explosives investigators X-rayed the package and blocked off a nearby street before they discovered the envelope contained only an application to the 12,500-student school.

Woodard said the application came from somewhere in northern Illinois, but wouldn't comment on whether the bomb scare would affect the prospective student's chances of admission.

"I'm sure it'll be processed like any other application at this point," she said.



How did you know it was a bomb?
-Well it had stains on it and had spelling errors...

I think this takes being a grammar nazi a little too far, and the scare wouldn't affect the chances of the student from getting in?  HAH right (lights the envelope on fire).
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Reply #53 - Jul 23rd, 2007 at 12:45pm
 
If I have my way, someday we'll just shoot people who make grammatical errors in a publicly-viewable document.

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Reply #54 - Jul 23rd, 2007 at 2:33pm
 
words is stupid!

I would still vote X for supreme world dictator.
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Reply #55 - Jul 23rd, 2007 at 3:58pm
 
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I would still vote X for supreme world dictator.


Whoo hooo!!!!

One minion down...5.99999999 billion to go!

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Reply #56 - Jul 23rd, 2007 at 4:23pm
 
Actually, the population is closer to 6.4 billion these days.

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Reply #57 - Jul 23rd, 2007 at 4:26pm
 
Well my world population is 5.1 billion.  To hell with china!
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Reply #58 - Jul 23rd, 2007 at 4:50pm
 
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Actually, the population is closer to 6.4 billion these days.


Ya but my minions have to eat something...and I get all the good food and Mountain Dew.

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Reply #59 - Jul 23rd, 2007 at 5:33pm
 
mountain dew or crab juice?
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