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Reply #30 - Jul 2nd, 2007 at 4:59pm
 
Next I will send you a very strongly worded hand written letter!

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Reply #31 - Jul 3rd, 2007 at 9:34am
 
oh snap!

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Reply #32 - Jul 6th, 2007 at 8:17am
 
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DEARBORN, Mich. (AP) - A police officer in this Detroit suburb was allowed to resign after admitting he took marijuana from criminal suspects and, with his wife, baked it into brownies.

The department's decision not to prosecute former Cpl. Edward Sanchez left a bad taste in the mouth of at least one city official, who vowed to investigate.

"If you're a cop and you're arresting people and you're confiscating the marijuana and keeping it yourself, that's bad. That's real bad," City Councilman Doug Thomas told the Detroit Free Press for a story Thursday.

"That's like apprehending a bank robber and keeping some of the money for yourself."

The newspaper said Sanchez, who resigned last year, declined to comment Wednesday.

Police Cmdr. Jeff Geisinger left a phone message with a Detroit television station saying Sanchez resigned during an internal investigation. Geisinger did not return subsequent calls asking why Sanchez was not prosecuted.

The department's investigation began with a 911 call from Sanchez's home on April 21, 2006. On a 5-inute tape of the call, obtained by the Free Press under the Michigan Freedom of Information Act, Sanchez told an emergency dispatcher he thought he and his wife were overdosing on marijuana.

"I think we're dying," he said. "We made brownies and I think we're dead, I really do."

Sanchez later told police investigators that his wife took the marijuana out of his police vehicle while he was sleeping. In a subsequent interview, he admitted he got the marijuana out of the car himself, put it in the brownie mix and ate the brownies.


Only in Detroit!
Listen to the 911 call, it's classic!
http://www.centralmediaserver.com/WXYZ/wxyz-dearbornheights911-potbrownie.wav
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Reply #33 - Jul 6th, 2007 at 2:32pm
 
Wow Spanky are you going to post any stories on here about any Titanic jokes?  That's how old this story is...it's been AT LEAST a month since everyone in the US has heard this!

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Reply #34 - Jul 6th, 2007 at 2:39pm
 
I'm King of the world!!!!
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Reply #35 - Jul 6th, 2007 at 3:14pm
 
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Reply #36 - Jul 6th, 2007 at 4:32pm
 
I either don't understand your picture joke, bob...or it didn't post correctly.
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Reply #37 - Jul 6th, 2007 at 4:37pm
 
...umm, Titanic?  We're talking about Titanic?

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Reply #38 - Jul 6th, 2007 at 4:39pm
 
I think you got hit with a hotlinking blocker, cause it just says impawards.com, hehe
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Reply #39 - Jul 6th, 2007 at 5:30pm
 
Those Imp people always get awards...and no one agrees with the outcome of any of them!
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Reply #40 - Jul 10th, 2007 at 8:51am
 
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BEIJING - China on Tuesday executed the former head of its food and drug watchdog who had become a symbol of the country’s wide-ranging problems on product safety.

Zheng Xiaoyu’s execution was confirmed by State Food and Drug Administration spokeswoman Yan Jianyang at a news conference held to highlight efforts to improve China’s track record on food and drug safety.

Such cases “have brought shame to our administration and revealed serious problems. We need to seriously reflect on what lessons we can draw from such cases,” Yan said about Zheng and a separate case involving Cao Wenzhuang, the administration’s former pharmaceutical registration department director.


wow, that guy got FIRED!
what he did was kinda bad, but damn(don't mess with Te...China!)
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Reply #41 - Jul 10th, 2007 at 8:54am
 
If I ever messed up on the job in China, I think I'd find another country to be in...

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Reply #42 - Jul 10th, 2007 at 1:37pm
 
What the story doesn't tell you is that chopped him up and put him in the dog food.

Food recall after a lot of pet deaths in 3...2....1....


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Reply #43 - Jul 10th, 2007 at 4:43pm
 
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BEND, Ore. - Last weekend, Kent Couch settled down in his lawn chair with some snacks — and a parachute. Attached to his lawn chair were 105 large helium balloons.

Destination: Idaho.

With instruments to measure his altitude and speed, a global positioning system device in his pocket, and about four plastic bags holding five gallons of water each to act as ballast — he could turn a spigot, release water and rise — Couch headed into the Oregon sky.

Nearly nine hours later, the 47-year-old gas station owner came back to earth in a farmer's field near Union, short of Idaho but about 193 miles from home.

"When you're a little kid and you're holding a helium balloon, it has to cross your mind," Couch told the Bend Bulletin.

"When you're laying in the grass on a summer day, and you see the clouds, you wish you could jump on them," he said. "This is as close as you can come to jumping on them. It's just like that."

Couch is the latest American to emulate Larry Walters — who in 1982 rose three miles above Los Angeles in a lawn chair lifted by balloons. Walters had surprised an airline pilot, who radioed the control tower that he had just passed a guy in a lawn chair. Walters paid a $1,500 penalty for violating air traffic rules.

It was Couch's second flight.

In September, he got off the ground for six hours. Like Walters, he used a BB gun to pop the balloons, but he went into a rapid descent and eventually parachuted to safety.

This time, he was better prepared. The balloons had a new configuration, so it was easier to reach up and release a bit of helium instead of simply cutting off a balloon.

He took off at 6:06 a.m. Saturday after kissing his wife, Susan, goodbye and petting his Chihuahua, Isabella. As he made about 25 miles an hour, a three-car caravan filled with friends, family and the dog followed him from below.

Couch said he could hear cattle and children, and he said he even passed through clouds.

"It was beautiful — beautiful," he told KTVZ-TV. He described the flight as mostly peaceful and serene, with occasional turbulence, like a hot-air balloon ride sitting down.

Couch decided to stop when he was down to a gallon of water and just eight pounds of ballast. Concerned about the rugged terrain outside La Grande, including Hells Canyon, he decided it was time to land.

He popped enough balloons to set the craft down, although he suffered rope burns. But after he jumped out, the wind grabbed his chair, with his video recorder, and the remaining balloons and swept them away. He's hoping to get them back some day.

Brandon Wilcox, owner of Professional Air, which charters and maintains planes at the Bend airport, on Thursday confirmed Couch's flight. Wilcox said he flew a plane nearby while Couch traveled, and a passenger videotaped the flying lawn chair.

Whether Couch will take a third trip is up to his wife, and Susan Couch said she's thinking about saying no. But she said she was willing to go along with last weekend's trip.

"I know he'd be thinking about it more and more, it would always be on his mind," she said. "This way, at least he's fulfilled his dream."


Well, that's American ingenuity at its finest!

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Reply #44 - Jul 10th, 2007 at 6:06pm
 
Oregon's so boring people can't get out of there fast enough...and they think Idaho is even more exciting than OR...that's sad.

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