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Reply #255 - Mar 20th, 2008 at 12:45pm
 
If true though...these cops are wrong...the only time you can use your vehicle to stop a suspect is when you or someone else is in great danger.  If a suspect is fleeing you cannot use your police cruiser to simply run over them.

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Reply #256 - Mar 20th, 2008 at 2:57pm
 
Meh, they probably had it coming anyway.

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Reply #257 - Mar 20th, 2008 at 3:41pm
 
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If a suspect is fleeing you cannot use your police cruiser to simply run over them.


Boring!

And you are not thinking nearly lazy enough.
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Reply #258 - Mar 20th, 2008 at 9:45pm
 
No kidding.  Running after a suspect is a lot of hard work.  You might even break a sweat.

Besides, running them over is probably far cheaper in the long run than shooting them.

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Reply #259 - Mar 21st, 2008 at 11:20am
 
Not sure if running them over would be cheaper.  Last week premium down here hit $4.05 /gal.

High prices are a sign of the end times!
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Reply #260 - Mar 21st, 2008 at 12:10pm
 
If you think gas has gotten expensive, check out ammunition prices.  Gas has increased by 250% or so since 2000, but ammunition has skyrocketed by about 400%.

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Reply #261 - Apr 2nd, 2008 at 8:42am
 
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Report: 3rd Graders Plotted to Kill Teacher

Tuesday , April 01, 2008

Officials in Georgia have thwarted a plot by a group of third-grade special education students to kill their teacher.

Officials at the Center Elementary School in Waycross, Ga., learned of the plot on March 28, when a student told authorities about the plan before the start of the school day, the Waycross Journal-Herald reports.

Eleven of 12 students in the class allegedly brought to school a broken steak knife, a roll of duct tape, handcuffs, ribbon and a crystal paperweight in a bid to kill their teacher, Belle Carter, the paper reports.

The students allegedly had assigned roles in the plot, the Journal-Herald said.

School officials spoke with parents about the incident on Monday, the paper said. The fate of the 11 students was yet to be determined.

Waycross Police Chief Tony Tanner declined to comment about the case pending an investigation, the paper said.


Why didn't they just use their retard strength?  And what the heck was the one student going to do with a ribbon?

On a serious note, if 11 of your 12 students want to kill you, you might be doing something wrong.

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Reply #262 - Apr 2nd, 2008 at 8:49am
 
I hate to inform you...but we took a group vote and it doesn't look good.


I still believe everyone should be given 1/12th of a kill card once in their life...if 12 other people feel strong enough to use their only kill card on you...well it might be time to cut your loses.

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Reply #263 - Apr 2nd, 2008 at 9:25am
 
Wow, that's a really good idea.  Did you think of that all by yourself?

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Reply #264 - Apr 2nd, 2008 at 11:13am
 
Kinda.  My C++ professor was the inspiration though.

...and most of the class agreed on it.
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Reply #265 - Apr 7th, 2008 at 3:10pm
 
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Hmm an explorer that does a 10 second quarter, 0-60 in 3 seconds, and gets 35 mpg powering a 1000hp hydraulic motor.  That is a sexy SUV, screw your 5.9!
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Reply #266 - Apr 7th, 2008 at 4:33pm
 
Any Explorer with a Cisco sticker on the side gets a thumbs-up in my book!

The only problem with that car is it has "1,000hp" only as long as the pressure tank holds out.  I have no idea how long that is, but I'm guessing the time is measured in minutes.

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Reply #267 - Apr 7th, 2008 at 4:56pm
 
Thanks for your input mister glass is half empty!
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Reply #268 - Apr 8th, 2008 at 2:33pm
 
http://youtube.com/watch?v=T0xoKiH8JJM&feature

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Reply #269 - Apr 8th, 2008 at 2:57pm
 
Well I know bob prefers men over women...but that is off topic.

It is a proven fact that women have smaller brains and are unable to understand things at our level.

Also, huge sunglasses and a mustache...that guy stole my look!  Well technically I don't own any huge sunglasses and my mustache is...shut it bob!

(...So I watched this without sound, but I am confident in my lip reading ability)
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