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Reply #975 - Apr 27
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Japanese Sheep, Poodle Story A Fabrication
Animals Sold Over Internet, British Press Reported
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UPDATED: 10:47 am MDT April 27, 2007
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LONDON -- A report that thousands of Japanese residents had been "fleeced" into buying neatly-groomed lambs they thought were poodles was a hoax, an investigation has revealed.
The Sun newspaper of London orginated the story Thursday under a reporter byline. The Metro newspaper picked up the story, as did the Daily Express. The story was then repeated by the BBC and has since been reported internationally by newspapers and Web sites in the UK, America, New Zealand and South Africa. Even talk-show host Rush Limbaugh reported the story.
According to the reports, lambs were shipped from Great Britain and Australia to Japan by an Internet company advertising them as poodle puppies.
The Sun also reported that a Japanese actress suspected a scam after her "poodle" didn't bark and wouldn't eat dog food.
Actually, the actress appeared on a talk show and only said she had "heard" of a person who bought a poodle that turned out to be a lamb, the Web site Snopes.com reported Friday.
The newspapers said that authorities believe as many as 2,000 people in Japan had been conned. It turned out, the reporters were conned.
Weirder and Weirder.
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Reply #976 - Apr 28
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Hey Bill...remember when you asked me what the definition of irony was?
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Gun Control Lawyer To Carry Gun After Threats
MARTHA RAFFAELE
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Friday, April 27, 2007
HARRISBURG, Pa. (AP) — A Philadelphia lawmaker who supports tougher gun-control laws said Thursday he will likely start wearing a bulletproof vest and carrying his gun more often after receiving a threatening e-mail.
Rep. Jewell Williams said during a news conference on gun control that he would ask police to investigate an e-mail he received Thursday morning from an Allentown resident saying Williams should be shot for supporting Rep. Angel Cruz, also a Democrat from Philadelphia.
Williams, a former police officer who has a gun permit, said he also felt threatened by a gun-rights rally Tuesday during which two participants held up a banner calling for Cruz to be "hung from the tree of liberty." The message was protesting legislation sponsored by Cruz to require gun registration and a $10-a-gun annual fee.
"Now that I hear this attitude of people recommending lynching, I'll probably be wearing my gun more and possibly wearing my bulletproof vest, because we now think we're being threatened," Williams said.
A spokesman for the Capitol Police, Edward Myslewicz, said no formal complaint had been filed Thursday about either the banner or the e-mail Williams said he received.
Black lawmakers denounced the banner's message as racist and "a terroristic threat."
Rep. Thaddeus Kirkland, D-Delaware, sent a letter Wednesday to the state police commissioner, Col. Jeffrey B. Miller, in which he demanded a "thorough and full investigation" of the banner. The rally attracted hundreds of gun-rights supporters.
"I believe that certain members of this organized rally were so displeased with Rep. Cruz's legislation that they wanted him dead," wrote Kirkland, chairman of the Pennsylvania Legislative Black Caucus.
A spokesman for Miller said Thursday that he had seen a picture of the banner and would refer Kirkland's letter to Capitol Police.
"It's more of a legal question. ... Is it protected speech or is it something that was intimidating or threatening?" Miller said. "It probably has to be determined by a district attorney."
Cruz said Thursday he plans to amend his bill so that only Philadelphia residents would have to register their guns under a pilot program. He said he would offer details at a news conference Monday.
"If we could establish a significant gun registry system for the city, we could track illegal guns and discourage people from selling them for illegal purposes," Cruz said in a statement.
The gun-control news conference took place just before the House Judiciary Committee heard testimony on proposals to limit gun purchases to one per month and require the reporting of lost or stolen handguns.
Diane Edbril, executive director of CeaseFirePA, an organization that supports "one-gun-a.m.onth" legislation, referred to the banner in her testimony before the committee.
"We are all being held hostage by a small gang of thugs who have hoodwinked the General Assembly into thinking that we cannot and should not do more to prevent handgun violence from ruining our lives and our commonwealth," Edbril said.
One of the committee's members, Rep. Will Gabig, took issue with Edbril's statement, calling the two protesters "a couple of derelicts who have been condemned by the entire House."
"To try to broad-brush the people on the other side is a little bit of rhetorical flair that I find a little hard to take," said Gabig, R-Cumberland.
Classic...this is almost as good as Al Gore and his "carbon footprint" being more than 30X's the average Americans.
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Reply #977 - Apr 30
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18384667/site/newsweek/
Yes! RIAA is finally doing something about that darn radio machine that gives people music...without paying for the crap they repeat over and over on those stations!
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A Navy sailor's wallet has been found in Boston 56 years after it was stolen.
A demolition worker at Boston's Paramount Theatre discovered the wallet on April 11 in a wall, 56 years to the day it was stolen from Val Gregoire, the Lewiston, Me., the Sun Journal reports.
"I was stunned," Gregoire's wife, Jeannette, told the Sun Journal after receiving a call from the worker's wife, Kathy Bagen. "How could this have survived?"
Gregoire was an 18-year-old sailor on the USS Macon when he lost his wallet. He had taken a day of leave in Boston when an assailant slugged him and snatched his wallet and pants. Without ID, Gregoire had to talk his way back onto the ship and was given a night in the brig, Jeannette Gregoire told the paper.
The demolition worker found everything but Val Gregoire's money in the wall, including photographs, IDs and the young sailor's Armed Forces Liberty Pass dated April 11, 1951.
Sadly, Val Gregoire did not live to see his wallet returned. He died in 2003 from complications after a kidney transplant, the paper reports.
That's amazing. It's not every day you hear a
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Reply #979 - May 2
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Feinstein’s Cardinal shenanigans
By David Keene
April 30, 2007
Anyone who knows much about real power in Congress knows that almost every member of the House and Senate lusts after a seat on the Appropriations Committee and hopes one day to achieve the status of Cardinal. The Cardinals, of course, are the folks who chair the various Appropriations Committee subcommittees and literally control the billions of dollars that pass through their hands.
California Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D) chairs the Senate Rules Committee, but she’s also a Cardinal. She is currently chairwoman of the Interior, Environment and Related Agencies subcommittee, but until last year was for six years the top Democrat on the Military Construction, Veterans Affairs, and Related Agencies (or “Milcon”) sub-committee, where she may have directed more than $1 billion to companies controlled by her husband.
If the inferences finally coming out about what she did while on Milcon prove true, she may be on the way to morphing from a respected senior Democrat into another poster child for congressional corruption.
The problems stem from her subcommittee activities from 2001 to late 2005, when she quit. During that period the public record suggests she knowingly took part in decisions that eventually put millions of dollars into her husband’s pocket — the classic conflict of interest that exploited her position and power to channel money to her husband’s companies.
In other words, it appears Sen. Feinstein was up to her ears in the same sort of shenanigans that landed California Rep. Randy “Duke” Cunningham (R) in the slammer. Indeed, it may be that the primary difference between the two is basically that Cunningham was a minor leaguer and a lot dumber than his state’s senior senator.
Melanie Sloan, the executive director of Citizens for Responsible Ethics in Washington, or CREW, usually focuses on the ethical lapses of Republicans and conservatives, but even she is appalled at the way Sen. Feinstein has abused her position. Sloan told a California reporter earlier this month that while”there are a number of members of Congress with conflicts of interest … because of the amount of money involved, Feinstein’s conflict of interest is an order of magnitude greater than those conflicts.”
And the director of the Project on Government Oversight who examined the evidence of wrongdoing assembled by California writer Peter Byrne told him that “the paper trail showing Senator Feinstein’s conflict of interest is irrefutable.”
It may be irrefutable, but she almost got away without anyone even knowing what she was up to. Her colleagues on the subcommittee, for example, had no reason even to suspect that she knew what companies might benefit from her decisions because that information is routinely withheld to avoid favoritism. What they didn’t know was that her chief legal adviser, who also happened to be a business partner of her husband’s and the vice chairman of one of the companies involved, was secretly forwarding her lists of projects and appropriation requests that were coming before the committee and in which she and her husband had an interest — information that has only come to light recently as a result of the efforts of several California investigative reporters.
This adviser insists — apparently with a straight face — that he provided the information to Feinstein’s chief of staff so that she could recuse herself in cases where there might be a conflict. He says that he assumes she did so. The public record, however, indicates that she went right ahead and fought for these same projects.
During this period the two companies, URS of San Francisco and the Perini Corporation of Framingham, Mass., were controlled by Feinstein’s husband, Richard C. Blum, and were awarded a combined total of over $1.5 billion in government business thanks in large measure to her subcommittee. That’s a lot of money even here in Washington.
Interestingly, she left the subcommittee in late 2005 at about the same time her husband sold his stake in both companies. Their combined net worth increased that year with the sale of the two companies by some 25 percent, to more than $40 million.
In spite of the blatant appearance of corruption, no major publication has picked up on the story, the Senate Ethics Committee has reportedly let her slip by, and she is now chairing the Senate Rules Committee, which puts her in charge of making sure her colleagues act ethically and avoid the sorts of conflicts of interest with which she is personally and so obviously familiar.
YEAAAAAAH! I would love to see Feinstein get busted and forced to resign (or, better yet, get prosecuted). She is one of the biggest gun-grabbing politicians in the United States and is now certainly the most powerful.
Of course, the liberal media will fail to pick up on the matter. You can't expect them to persecute one of their own.
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Reply #980 - May 3
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Another corrupt politician...also related to money and inside jobs!!!
I say...
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Reply #981 - May 3
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In case I didn't say so earlier...
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Reply #982 - May 3
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Best.
Story.
EVER!
http://www.japanprobe.com/?p=1678
Those crazy Chinese.
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Reply #983 - May 3
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That truly was the best story ever!
Disney is so going to sue them!
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Reply #984 - May 3
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By JIM AVILA, CHRIS FRANCESCANI & MARY HARRIS
ABC News Law & Justice Unit
May 2, 2007
Is somebody getting taken to the cleaners?
A $10 dry cleaning bill for a pair of trousers has ballooned into a $67 million civil lawsuit.
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'I'm Being Sued for WHAT?'Watch senior Law & Justice Unit correspondent Jim Avila's report today on "Good Morning America."
Plaintiff Roy Pearson, a judge in Washington, D.C., says in court papers that he's been through the ringer over a lost pair of prized pants he wanted to wear on his first day on the bench.
He says in court papers that he has endured "mental suffering, inconvenience and discomfort."
He says he was unable to wear that favorite suit on his first day of work.
He's suing for 10 years of weekend car rentals so he can transport his dry cleaning to another store.
The lawsuit is based in large part on Pearson's seemingly pained admission that he was taken in by the oldest and most insidious marketing tool in the dry cleaning industry arsenal.
"Satisfaction Guaranteed."
Pearson did not return numerous calls from ABC News for comment.
It's the kind of lawsuit that makes liability reform advocates' temples throb.
"People in America are now scared of each other," legal expert Philip Howard told ABC News' Law & Justice Unit. "That's why teachers won't put an arm around a crying child, and doctors order unnecessary tests, and ministers won't meet with parishioners. It's a distrust of justice and it's changing our culture."
The civil trial, set for June, has the scope of a John Grisham courtroom thriller and the societal importance of a traffic ticket.
Pearson plans to call 63 witnesses.
Defending themselves against the suit -- for two years running -- are Korean immigrants Jin and Soo Chung and their son, who own Custom Cleaners and two other dry cleaning shops in the Fort Lincoln section of Washington, D.C.
The ABC News Law & Justice Unit has calculated that for $67 million Pearson could buy 84,115 new pairs of pants at the $800 value he placed on the missing trousers in court documents. If you stacked those pants up, they would be taller than eight Mount Everests. If you laid them side by side, they would stretch for 48 miles.
The fact this guy is a judge should speak volumes about the general health and quality of our legal system today.
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Reply #985 - May 3
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has calculated that for $67 million Pearson could buy 84,115 new pairs of pants at the $800 value he placed on the missing trousers in court documents. If you stacked those pants up, they would be taller than eight Mount Everests. If you laid them side by side, they would stretch for 48 miles.
Glad these guys are earning their salaries with useless calculations!
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Reply #986 - May 4
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That's a lot of pants. I wonder what you could possibly do to make a pair of pants worth $800.00?
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Reply #987 - May 10
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I stumbled across this page earlier today and I just had to share it with you guys. A collector of "one sixth scale miniatures" has assembled a Nazi train caravan. The level of detail is absolutely mind boggling!
Here's a sample of his work...
You can check out the rest of the collection here...
http://www.onesixthcollectors.co.uk/clubforum/viewtopic.php?t=3989
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Reply #988 - May 11
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http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/05/10/stasi_shreds/
Computer saves shredded Stasi files
600 million pieces of totalitarian history
By Mark Ballard
Published Thursday 10th May 2007 13:41 GMT
East German historians have employed the help of a computer program to reconstruct 16,000 sacks of shredded paper that once documented the snooping of the Stasi police.
The job was previously done by hand, with a team of 30 workers piecing together 350 sacks of shreds since 1991, The Guardian reports. The team estimated that at that rate it would take 400 to 800 years to finish the job.
E-Puzzler, a software program designed by Berlin's Fraunhofer Institute for Design Technology, was employed to reconstruct what remained of the 600 million shreds from 45 million documents, which recorded the lives of six million people watched by the Stasi.
It reconstructed the originals by examining the type of paper as well as the nature of the script. The program had already been used to help reconstruct broken figures from China's Terracotta Army and "hundreds of thousands of bank notes shredded by a mother in an attempt to block her estranged daughter from her inheritance".
Other countries that had suffered under military dictatorship and the tyranny of secret police had apparently approached the institute to help reconstruct their shreds of history as well.
Stasi boss Erich Mielke apparently ordered the files to be shredded and burned after the fall of the Berlin wall in 1989. But the shredders were in such a hurry to get away they left the sacks in the basement of their Berlin headquarters.
The operation was proposed by the institute in 2003.
I hope the Stasi informants get their collective butts handed to them!
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Reply #989 - May 14
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SALEM'S WITCH TRIAL
According to two members of the House Democrat Caucus, Reps. Nancy Pelosi and Steny Hoyer have informed them that they will "aggressively pursue" reinstatement of the so-called Fairness Doctrine over the next six months. In January, Democrat presidential candidate Rep. Dennis Kucinich announced that he was going to pursue the Fairness Doctrine through his Government Reform subcommittee. That announcement was greeted with silence. But now, Pelosi has moved things to the front burner.
Much of the doctrine, regulated through the FCC, was largely dumped in 1987. Other parts of it, related to "personal attack" rule and the "political editorial" rule, remained in place until 2000. The personal attack rule required anyone "attacked" over the airwaves to be notified beforehand and given an opportunity to respond. A similar rule was followed for the political editorial, where a broadcaster endorsing one political candidate or issue had to give similar time for a response from those not endorsed or supported.
The decision to press for re-establishment of the Fairness Doctrine now seems to have developed for two reasons. "First, [Democrats] failed on the radio airwaves with Air America, no one wanted to listen," says a senior adviser to Pelosi. "Conservative radio is a huge threat and political advantage for Republicans and we have had to find a way to limit it. Second, it looks like the Republicans are going to have someone in the presidential race who has access to media in ways our folks don't want, so we want to make sure the GOP has no advantages going into 2008."
That last comment appeared to be a veiled reference to former Sen. Fred Thompson, who appears to be gearing up for a presidential run. Over the past year, he has built a following both over the AM airwaves through the ABC Radio network, as well as through almost daily appearances across cable TV on the TV show Law & Order, where he plays a tough-talking district attorney.
According to another Democrat leadership aide, Pelosi and her team are focused on several targets in the fight, including Rush Limbaugh and the Salem Radio Network. In fact, Kucinich's staff has begun investigating Salem, one of the fastest growing radio networks in the country, which features such popular -- and highly rated -- conservative hosts as Bill Bennett and Michael Medved, and Christian hosts such as Dr. Richard Land.
"They are identifying senior employees, their political activities and their political giving," says a Government Reform committee staffer. "Salem is a big target, but the big one is going to be Limbaugh. We know we can't shut him up, but we want to make life a bit more difficult for him."
What is it with the communists and their constant whining about "level playing fields"? It's a constant barrage. When city-wide smoking bans get pushed through, the smokers go to other cities to spend their money, so the commies scream "No fair! How dare you circumvent our decree?" After they're done whining, they push for statewide legislation to "level the playing field."
Life isn't fair, capitalism isn't fair, and politics aren't fair. Grow a pair and deal with it. If anyone wanted to be subjected to the ear piercing whine of a liberal with a wedgie, they would travel to the nearest college campus. Unfortunately for the liberals, NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU THINK.
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