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Reply #915 - Mar 27
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your right...thats one side of the story
and hers is...
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Barmy BBC ban on staff changing lightbulbs
By DAN NEWLING - More by this author » Last updated at 22:00pm on 25th March 2007
Stop! BBC staff are not trusted to change lightbulbs
How many BBC staff does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just the one, it seems - but it must be a safetyaccredited workman called out at £10 a visit.
The corporation's stringent health and safety regulations apparently ban the average employee from performing the simple task themselves.
The ludicrous process was brought to light by a staff member in the BBC's in-house magazine, Ariel.
"I called up to ask for a new lightbulb for my desk lamp and was told this would cost £10," said Louise Wordsworth, a learning project manager.
"On telling them I'd buy and replace the bulb myself (bought for the bargain price of £1 for two bulbs) I was told that it was against health and safety regulations."
The corporation has faced criticism for its complicated internal-market system, first introduced in the 1990s by then-director general John Birt.
Under the system, internal jobs such as changing a lightbulb or fixing a computer are outsourced to separate departments-which then issue invoices accordingly.
The result is a Kaftaesque bureaucracy in which the simple can become very complicated - and very expensive.
In 2005 it was revealed that the outsourced property management firm Land Securities Trillium charged the BBC an astonishing £2,500 to erect nine shelves.
According to furious BBC staff members, the same firm charged £1,000 to erect a sign and £5,500 to install an air conditioning unit worth just £2,000.
Last year, when the second 'i' in the BBC Television Centre sign in West London broke, it took more than a month to fix.
The corporation's own facilities management company, plus two outside contractors, spent thousands of pounds of licence-fee payers' money on the task.
It is thought to have cost £1,100 every time one of the contractors conducted an assessment of the problem.
The profligate spending comes despite the BBC receiving a lowerthanexpected licence-fee settlement this year. In February it was announced that the licence fee will go up by £4, which is less than the rate of inflation.
The corporation is already in the process of making some 4,000 redundancies.
It is expected that the effective cut in its income will mean that it has to make more.
A spokesman for the BBC claimed that Mrs Wordsworth had been given the £10 cost of changing a lightbulb in error.
She added: "BBC staff are permitted to change lightbulbs if they want, however they should follow the appropriate safety precautions, such as ensuring that the light is switched off at the time."
Something like this happen to me at Western at an on campus church service. We were in kinda a cafeteria a few times and the first time we were there we used the chairs to sit and be comfortable. We unstacked them from the tables that were to the side and then returned them back neatly to the same place. Well I guess someone ratted because the university came down on us hard because the janitorial union (which was supposedly being screwed over by the university with outsourcing to a private firm) ran and cried. Their complaint was that because we took chairs down and put them back we took jobs from them and took food of their families plates. Are you serious? We have been using the entire center were we held service for free and at the pleasure of the university. Yet in this tight room and on uncomfortable floors we had to sit instead of chairs because the union workers weren't working that late when our service was being held. This is just one of many of the horror stories I have about Western and their janitorial services but this is the one that irked me the most.
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Reply #917 - Mar 27
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Uh oh, do I hear a union debate coming?
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Reply #918 - Mar 27
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Man we haven't had a good debate in a loooong time...let's go!
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Reply #919 - Mar 28
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www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,261523,00.html
Four Dead After Sewage Floods Gaza Town
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
UMM NASER VILLAGE, Gaza Strip — An earth embankment around a cesspool suddenly collapsed Tuesday, spewing a river of sewage and mud that killed four people and forced residents to flee from this village in the northern Gaza Strip, officials said.
A local official blamed shoddy infrastructure in Umm Naser, a town of 3,000, for the disaster.
A 70-year-old woman, two small children and a teenager died in the sudden flood, and 25 people were injured, said Dr. Muawiya Hassanin of the Palestinian Health Ministry. Many of the village's houses were submerged or seriously damaged.
Fadel Kawash, head of the Palestinian Water Authority, said that the level of sewage in the pool had increased over the past few days, creeping up the earth embankments around the pool until one collapsed, "causing the sewage to pour toward the village."
Ziad Abu Farya, head of the village council, described the scene as "our tsunami."
Rescue crews and gunmen from the militant Muslim group Hamas rushed to the area to search for people feared buried under the slide of sewage and mud. Most residents fled or were evacuated. Three children left on a cart pulled by a donkey, heading toward the nearby town of Beit Lahiya.
Angry residents drove reporters out of the area and mobbed government officials who arrived at the scene. When Interior Minister Hani Kawasmeh arrived to survey the damage, his bodyguards fired in the air to disperse the crowd. Initial reports that Kawasmeh had been shot at were apparently incorrect.
"We lost everything. Everything was covered by the flood. It's a disaster," said Amina Afif, 65, whose small shack was destroyed.
The Water Authority's Kawash said Gaza's poor infrastructure was to blame for the accident.
Several major sewage treatment projects funded by foreign donors, including one near Umm Naser, were frozen after Hamas won elections last year. The U.S. and EU consider Hamas a terrorist group.
"We had a project to treat sewage in north Gaza, it was worked on for two years," Kawash said. "We built a pressure pipe line and pumping station," he added. "But it was stopped after ... troubles began."
Hamas spokesman Fawzi Barhoum blamed the "sanctions against Palestinians, including Gaza and the West Bank" for the condition of Gaza's infrastructure.
The Israeli army offered humanitarian assistance to help clean up the spill. There was no word on whether the offer had been accepted.
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March 27: Rescue worker searches for bodies in raw sewage following collapse of cesspool embankment in Gaza village of Umm Naser.
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March 27: Palestinian rescue workers search for bodies after a cesspool embankment collapsed.
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March 27: Palestinian rescue workers search for bodies amongst flooded houses after cesspool embankment collapses in village of Umm Naser, in northern Gaza.
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Reply #920 - Mar 28
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That's sick...why don't they just get a net and have two people on each bank drag it through?
Now that's what I call a stick situation *snickers*
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Reply #921 - Mar 28
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"his bodyguards fired in the air to disperse the crowd"
is there any other way to get rid of a crowd?
might just be me but i think that is a little overkill
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Reply #922 - Mar 29
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SAN FRANCISCO, California (Reuters) -- San Francisco's Board of Supervisors voted Tuesday to become the first U.S. city to ban plastic bags from large supermarkets to help promote recycling.
Under the legislation, beginning in six months large supermarkets and drugstores will not be allowed to offer plastic bags made from petroleum products.
"Many [foreign] cities and nations have already implemented very similar legislation," said Ross Mirkarimi, the city legislator who championed the new law. "It's astounding that San Francisco would be the first U.S. city to follow suit." (What to find out if they'll be saying 'paper or fabric' at the checkout line )
"I am hopeful that other U.S. cities will also adopt similar legislation," he said. "Why wait for the federal government to enact legislation that gets to the core of this problem when local governments can just step up to the plate?"
The city's Department of the Environment said San Francisco uses 181 million plastic grocery bags annually. Plans dating back a decade to encourage recycling of the bags have largely failed, with shoppers returning just one percent of bags, said department spokesman Mark Westland.
Mirkarimi said the ban would save 450,000 gallons of oil a year and remove the need to send 1,400 tons of debris now sent annually to landfills. The new rules would, however, allow recyclable plastic bags, which are not widely used today.
A spokesman for San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom, who must approve or veto the legislation, called it sensible. "Chances are good that he is going to sign it," said Nathan Ballard.
Copyright 2007 Reuters. All rights reserved.This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.
First they banned pistols, then light bulbs, and now... plastic bags. Way to go, San Fran!
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Reply #923 - Mar 29
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So umm does that mean we have to cut down more trees to have paper bags?
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Reply #924 - Mar 30
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I was wondering that same thing. The hippies' heads will implode once they figure that one out.
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Reply #925 - Mar 30
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Maybe they'll make us some out of hemp! I wonder if they recognize plants are "living" too?
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Reply #926 - Mar 30
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"I'm a vegetarian. It's not that I love animals, I just really hate vegetables."
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Reply #927 - Mar 30
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I wonder if they recognize plants are "living" too?
yeah, thats the only reason i would be a vegetarian...to kill more of those blasted plants!
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Reply #928 - Mar 30
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Beat you, haha!
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Reply #929 - Mar 30
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he who laughs last....is the best!
so HAH!
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