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Reply #525 - Jun 27th, 2006 at 11:07am
 
That's hardcore.

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Reply #526 - Jun 28th, 2006 at 9:58pm
 
http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/business/stories.nsf/story/990F0C138A043E938625...

Today's wacky PETA story brought to you by...St. Louis!  I just think these hippies are hungry for more than algee...oh wait those are "alive" too!

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Reply #527 - Jun 28th, 2006 at 11:01pm
 
I'll see your wacky PETA crew and raise them a bunch of a clowns attacking a nuclear missile silo.

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http://defensetech.military.com/archives/002531.html

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Clowns Sabotage Nuke Missile

On Tuesday morning, a retired Catholic priest and two veterans put on clown suits, busted into a nuclear missile launch facility, and began beating the silo cover with hammers, in an attempt to take the Minuteman III missile off-line. Seriously.

The trio -- members of the Luck, Wisconsin group Nukewatch -- said the break-in was part of "a call for national repentance" for the Hiroshima and Nagasaki A-bombings in 1945.

The activists used bolt-cutters to get into the E-9 Minuteman III facility, located just northwest of the White Shield, North Dakota. "Using a sledgehammer and household hammers, they disabled the lock on the personnel entry hatch that provides access to the warhead and they hammered on the silo lid that covers the 300 kiloton nuclear warhead," the group said in a statement. "The activists painted 'It's a sin to build a nuclear weapon' on the face of the 110-ton hardened silo cover and the peace activists poured their blood on the missile lid."

This was all done while wearing face paint, dunce caps, misfitting overalls, and bright yellow wigs.

We dress as clowns to show that humor and laughter are key elements in the struggle to transform the structures of destruction and death. Saint Paul said that we are “fools for God's sake,” and we say that we are “fools for God and humanity.” Clowns as court jesters were sometimes the only ones able to survive after speaking truth to authorities in power.

Guards responded within minutes. And when they arrived, the protesters "ate a lot of gravel," I'm told.

"The individuals were taken from the area and brought to the McLean County Jail," the AP notes. "The three are being charged with criminal trespass and criminal mischief, both Class A misdemeanors, and bond was set at $500 each.... The FBI is involved in the case and federal charges are pending."
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Reply #528 - Jun 29th, 2006 at 2:49pm
 
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uk.news.yahoo.com/29062006/80-132/operation-remove-light-bulb-inmate-s-anus.html

Operation to remove light bulb from inmate's anus

Thursday June 29, 10:02 AM

MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters) - Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass light bulb in his anus.

On Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object.

"Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else," Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan.

"We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation."

Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.

"When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," Mohammad said.

"I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners."

The doctor treating Mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose.



Let's see how many interesting quotes we can get out of this one...

  • So much for the light at the end of the tunnel.
  • I said Bud Light!
  • I guess he had an idea at the wrong end.
  • Too bad they don't have an electric chair, it'd make for one heck of a show!
  • Enlightening.
  • At least the doctor has seen the light...
  • Was this an attempt to lighten a load?


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Reply #529 - Jun 29th, 2006 at 4:01pm
 
How many inmates does it take to screw in a light bulb?

- 2 one to stick it up his butt the other to turn the inmate


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Reply #530 - Jun 30th, 2006 at 10:42am
 
http://www.kten.com/Global/story.asp?S=5090694

And cops wonder why they have bad reputations.  This is what happens when you have people with power who use it for their own benefits and not for the benefits of the people they represent and/or protect and serve

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Reply #531 - Jun 30th, 2006 at 11:31am
 
Busted!  He should know better than to get his mack on while on duty.

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Reply #532 - Jul 1st, 2006 at 2:21am
 
http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/30/people.hasselhoff.ap/index.html


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LONDON, England (AP) -- Former "Baywatch" star David Hasselhoff had surgery after severing a tendon in his right arm in an accident in a London gym bathroom, his spokeswoman said Friday.

The 53-year-old actor, who played lifeguard Mitch Buchannon on the TV beach drama for 11 years, was shaving at a gym in the Sanderson Hotel on Thursday when he hit his head on a chandelier, showering his arm with broken glass, his publicist, Judy Katz, said.


noooooo! Hasselhofffff!
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Reply #533 - Jul 1st, 2006 at 11:38am
 
Am I the only one that thinks that story doesn't make a bit of sense?  How do you bust a chandelier while shaving?

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Reply #534 - Jul 5th, 2006 at 2:08pm
 
Picard vs. Palpatine, what what!

http://cracked.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=623

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Reply #535 - Jul 5th, 2006 at 6:02pm
 
Story


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BERLIN (Reuters) - Police in Berlin said on Wednesday they had arrested two men on suspicion of placing cement-filled soccer balls around the city and inviting people to kick them. At least two people injured themselves by kicking the balls, which were chained to lampposts and trees alongside the spray-painted message: "Can you kick it?"

Police said they had identified a 26-year-old and a 29-year-old and had found a workshop in their apartment where they made the balls. The two are accused of causing serious physical injury, dangerous obstruction of traffic and causing injury through negligence, police said.

Berlin hosts the World Cup final Sunday.

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Reply #536 - Jul 6th, 2006 at 4:13pm
 
If you've got 45 minutes to blow, check out this awesome documentary on Israel's 1981 air raid on Iraq's first and only nuclear reactor.  It also discusses the tactics Mossad (think Israeli CIA) used to kill off the French physicists that worked on the reactor.  Many of the "coincidences" reminded me of just how much God watches out for Israel.  Good stuff!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2295792449224502914&q=documentary

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Reply #537 - Jul 6th, 2006 at 4:29pm
 
God may be on their side, but their leaders dont seem to be on his...
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Reply #538 - Jul 7th, 2006 at 11:47am
 
True.dat.

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Reply #539 - Jul 7th, 2006 at 12:28pm
 
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SAGINAW, Mich.

A former middle school band teacher admitted she had sexual contact with six male students and entered a guilty plea one day before her trial was scheduled to start. Laura L. Findlay, 32, pleaded guilty Thursday in Saginaw County Circuit Court to 22 counts of first-degree criminal sexual conduct with a person younger than 16.

Under an agreement with prosecutors, she faces at least seven years in prison at sentencing Aug. 17, though the judge could sentence her to up to life in prison. Defense lawyer James F. Piazza said his client might withdraw her plea if the sentence exceeds seven years.

Prosecutors say Findlay had sexual contact with male students from Ricker Middle School in Buena Vista Township over five months in 2004- She had taught at the school for seven years.

Assistant prosecutor James T. Borchard said the students and their parents agreed with the plea deal.


Now I'm the first person to make fun and critizie the Catholic "church" and I'm not saying that these supposed "holy men" are less wrong in fact they're probably worse...but I see the media jump all over the abuse there where here they get nothing.  I remember in Mrs. Braks class (God rest her soul) an entire Newsweek issue devoted competely to the abuse in the Catholic "church", I've seen CNN, FOX, MSNBC, and a slew of other comedy and drama TV shows deal with it.  However, what makes what these teachers do any different?  Have you been reading more of these stories lately?  I have...it seems like every week we pick a new state and a new age group to watch adults use their power over children.  Does it make any difference that most of the time it's heterosexual?  It shouldn't.  Does it matter that most of what happens appears to be concensual?  It shouldn't.

My friends where is the outcry?  We make fun of Catholics and Michael Jackson yet we almost see this a "fantasy come true".  Where is our outrage at the people who use their power and position to take advantage of our youth?  We saw it in our schools with Pam and Mr. Berg (I have proof of that), the girls soccer team and their coach, not to mention Veeg and Perkins staring at every girls chest they could get at.  Yet we had people like Mrs. Brezden who led marches against the people wanting teacher testing and more control on the hiring practices of teachers.  I have newspaper articles where there were background checks and finger prints taken of a bunch of teachers and found out most of them were convicted criminals.  Guess what?  The school hired them first and when the parents heard about the background checks they wanted them fired.  Under New Jeersey, I think it was in NJ...I can look it up if you want me to, they couldn't be fired after hiring!

Have the public schools become the way of the television?  Do we not care about our children anymore so we send them off to a place where we don't care where they go as long as they are out of our hair and we don't have to deal with them?  If you, as a parent let's say, found out that a stranger was having sex with your under age child...would you be mad?  Or would you just shrug it off?  I hope you would be mad!  Now what's the difference when it's not a stranger but a known, trusted teacher?  In fact there should be more outrage because of it!  If it were a stranger we'd lock him/her up and force them to submit to signing up for the sex offenders list.  However here, most of the time it's just a slap on the wrist and that's about it.  You don't hear the cry from the public?  This is what happens when you get a group of people who fight for the rights of NAMBLA also fighting for our tax payed teachers.

Sorry to go off on this tirade but I was mad about it.  Anyone else feel likewise or different?

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