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Reply #195 - Dec 9
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Geez Bob when do you wake up?
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Reply #196 - Dec 9
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“We already have the means to travel among the stars, but these technologies are locked up in black projects and it would take an act of God to ever get them out to benefit humanity… anything you can imagine we already know how to do.”
Ben Rich, former Head of the Lockheed Skunk Works, in a lecture shortly before he died
This man had access to stuff we could never dream of. Do you think he was telling the truth?
Teleportation. Faster-than-light travel. Nano technology. Rejuvination technology. Cloning. AI. Bionics. Terraforming. Time Travel. Nuclear fusion reactors. Anti-matter reactors. Zero point energy. Interdimensional travel. Transphasic shielding. Star killers. Ring worlds. Dyson Spheres. Stasis fields. Replicators. Star Gates. Space Elevators. Jump gates. Worm holes.
If this were all true, we are really missing out.
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Reply #197 - Dec 9
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Just another reason why the people should run the government. Ok let me put up a senario as to why this is good for the people in power. Let's take solar cars, that is cars (like the ones we have now) that use the sun for energy. You have to auto dealers who ae in bed with or ARE the people in power who are not checked by the people because the people car little how their lives are being manipulated. The manufatures make the cars we have now. The average, unquestioning American spends let's say $20K for a car. Then, if one is lucky, they come out with a hybrid car. If one get's that before it's mainstream about $30K, then it's just 25K. Then they can introduce the solar car for a measly $50K because you don't have to spend money on gas or possibly not another car ever again. Most industries want to progression of technology to be as slow as possible. This insures that they make the most money possible. I believe Skunkworks have done a lot for us the U-2, SR-71, F-117A, and the B-2 are just the highlights of their career and those were just airplanes. This has revolutionized our airforce as well as our own lives. Just as, going to the moon brought about technology that we now use daily, including those cool pens that write upside down, underwater, in zero G....sweeet. However if we progressed, ya know, for the benefit of mankind....the bottom line wouldn't be so big, and that makes rich people sad. They can no longer afford 10 private jets but only have to settle for 5 of them after they cash in the 401Ks that they've stolen. Let us take this opprotunity now to morn for those filthy rich...or the rest of mankind...depending if you have a soul or not.
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Reply #198 - Dec 9
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I don't need your soul. I already own Corey Spade's dignity.
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Reply #199 - Dec 9
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This should provide plenty of fueld for Stewie's paranoia. The U.N. recently held a summit about the creation of a Palestinian state, wherein a map was shown without Israel on it.
http://www.eyeontheun.org/view.asp?l=21&p=142
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Reply #200 - Dec 9
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Check out the title of this article, then take a close look at the picture and see if you can tell me what's wrong.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10394551/
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Reply #201 - Dec 9
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Is it that someone is playing Solitare when they should be typing how much they will make correctly?
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Reply #202 - Dec 9
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DING DING DING! We have a winner, folks!
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Reply #203 - Dec 9
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That just makes my day, and it really needed to be made
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Reply #204 - Dec 11
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http://malaysiamagicfellowship.com/index.php?showtopic=798&view=getnewpost
some fun illusions.
Scroll down to the burger trick thats the best one. Actually most are pretty good.
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Reply #205 - Dec 12
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The best gun shoot I've
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5854686068870249151
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Reply #206 - Dec 13
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The official Microsoft guide to l33tspeak.
http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/children/kidtalk.mspx
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Reply #207 - Dec 13
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http://www.thisislondon.com/showbiz/articles/21177047?source=PA
Follow up on the fake space tourist show.
Best quote that shows just how dumb some people can be.
As the captain announced they were waiting for the Anti-Gravity Generators to "warm up", Paul seemed to suss the real problem, saying: "It feels like we're still on the ground!"
But the captain was quick to tell them: "There's no friction in space, that's why it's so smooth."
LOL @ Anti-Gravity Generators.
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Reply #208 - Dec 14
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I've come to the conclusion that people - in general - are stupid.
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Religious McDonald's Sign Draws Attention In Raleigh
Woman Asks Restaurant To Remove Sign, 'Jesus Is The Reason For The Season'
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UPDATED: 10:25 am EST December 14, 2005
RALEIGH, N.C. -- Everyone celebrates religion and holidays in their own individual ways, but currently there are questions about whether the two should be more connected. One of the latest places involved in the controversy is a McDonald's restaurant in Raleigh.
The sign at McDonald's on the corner of Falls of Neuse and Spring Forest Road reads: "Merry Christmas, Jesus is the Reason for the Season." It is a holiday message that Amanda Alpert thinks comes on a little too strongly.
"It offends me because it specifically talks about Jesus, Merry Christmas. It doesn't give credit to anyone else," Alpert said.
Alpert called the McDonald's corporate office in Atlanta and requested that the sign be changed to the politically correct Happy Holidays. The response was the owner has the right to do what she wants with the sign.
"I care because I'm Jewish, and the reason for the season is upsetting to me," Alpert said.
None of the drivers WRAL spoke to were offended by the sign.
"I've always known it to be Merry Christmas, and it is Jesus' birthday," said Tom David of Smithfield.
It's a debate that's struck a chord nationally and locally. The White House Christmas card surprised some with its "Happy Holiday Season" message. A proposed nativity scene in Raleigh recently drew a crowd at council chambers.
McDonald's managers say the sign has been good for business. They say church groups have stopped by to eat, and some people who usually don't eat food from McDonald's have stopped by because of the sign. The store's owner did not return WRAL's calls.
You don't see me complaining about Hannukah or Yom Kippur, do you? Apparently, it's fine to bash on Christmas, but don't even think about screwing with her Jewish holidays.
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Reply #209 - Dec 14
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Actually I always bash on Yom Kipor. Look into the history and find the true meaning and who started it. Yeah I want to celebrate a holliday from a convicted felon!
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