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b0b GeekCrew Administrator FTP Server Offline The revolution will not be televised. Posts: 7464 Battle Creek, Michigan Gender:	Re: Random Stupidity Reply #1950 - Jan 13^th, 2010 at 6:17am When I walked out of the movie, I was disappointed that I wasn't surrounded by a bunch of 10' blue furries. Err.... -b0b (...just kidding!)
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The_Fat_Man Wootzor von Leetenhaxor FTP Server Offline Grand High Overlard Posts: 910 Colorado Springs, Colorado Gender:	Re: Random Stupidity Reply #1951 - Jan 13^th, 2010 at 12:04pm You two are such dorks.
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Re: Random Stupidity
Reply #1952 - Jan 19^th, 2010 at 11:04pm

My friends talked me into doing an Omegle (omegle.com, not worth your time). Check out this convo I had with someone.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hey
You: how are you
Stranger: good what r u doing
You: Watching Dirty Jobs and hanging with friends
Stranger: well i am currently tracking your ip address right now. you just violated code 24.43.5. your internet provider will be contacting you in 24 hours
Stranger: just kidding lol haha
You: yeah you're messing with a network engineer
You: I have your ip
You: I really am though
Stranger: ...

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And that, knowing the time, that now it is high time to awake out of sleep: for now is our salvation nearer than when we believed.

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b0b GeekCrew Administrator FTP Server Offline The revolution will not be televised. Posts: 7464 Battle Creek, Michigan Gender:	Re: Random Stupidity Reply #1953 - Jan 29^th, 2010 at 11:50pm Okeechobee County has an official zombie emergency response plan, officially making them the coolest county ever. http://www.okeechobeeeoc.com/Annex%20Z.pdf -b0b (...thinks someone put a hell of a lot of thought into that.)
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Stick Wootzor von Leetenhaxor FTP Server Offline Stick is back Posts: 501 Michgan Gender:	Re: Random Stupidity Reply #1954 - Feb 5^th, 2010 at 9:29am http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000206727594&ref=search
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The_Fat_Man Wootzor von Leetenhaxor FTP Server Offline Grand High Overlard Posts: 910 Colorado Springs, Colorado Gender:	Re: Random Stupidity Reply #1955 - Feb 5^th, 2010 at 4:45pm I like he he still works at Wal-mart.
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X Post Whore FTP Server Offline Truth Is Treason, In The Empire Of Lies Posts: 3903 Gender:	Re: Random Stupidity Reply #1956 - Feb 7^th, 2010 at 11:32am http://reporter.blogs.com/.a/6a00d83451d69069e20120a867a7f6970b-500wi While I admit this poster for the remake of Clash Of The Titans is cool...(and I still think the original looks better)...does anyone else get reminded that this Kraken looks kind of like the Cloverfield monster?
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b0b GeekCrew Administrator FTP Server Offline The revolution will not be televised. Posts: 7464 Battle Creek, Michigan Gender:	Re: Random Stupidity Reply #1957 - Feb 8^th, 2010 at 7:21am Coincidentally, it also bears a resemblance to Wes' mom. -b0b (...cha-ching!)
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Re: Random Stupidity
Reply #1958 - Feb 18^th, 2010 at 3:25pm

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First came love, then came marriage-night arrests

LEWISTON, Idaho (AP) -- A marriage got off to a rocky start after the 21-year-old groom from northern Idaho was arrested twice on his wedding night and charged with assaulting his new wife in nearby eastern Washington. Court records show Nathan Lewis of Lewiston, Idaho, was charged Tuesday in Asotin County Superior Court with second-degree assault and interfering with a report of domestic violence.

The Nez Perce County Sheriff's Office in Idaho says Lewis was married Sunday and later arrested for drunken and disorderly conduct in Lewiston.

Police say that after Lewis was released on bail, he assaulted his new wife at a home in nearby Clarkston, Wash. The bride told authorities she was slapped and choked during the altercation, the Lewiston Tribune reports.

Lewis is scheduled to be arraigned March 1.

Well, that's one way to get the party started...

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(...dumb dumb dumb dumb DUMB.)

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Reply #1959 - Feb 25^th, 2010 at 5:19pm

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DETROIT (The Borowitz Report) – General Motors’ decision yesterday to stop manufacturing Hummers has struck at the heart of the group who loved the vehicles most: America’s assholes.

Across the nation, leading assholes spoke of a sense of loss and sadness caused by the decision, and suggested that they would now be searching for new ways to compensate for their small penises.

Tracy Klugian, a realtor in Tempe, Arizona, said that he would consider buying a boat with an annoyingly loud sound system, “but it just won’t say ‘asshole’ like a Hummer does.”

Mr. Klugian, whose penis has been described as “microscopic,” also questioned the timing of GM’s decision.

“Right now, the Hummer is the only thing on the road capable of stopping a Toyota,” he said.

Sad part is this is mostly a true story.

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b0b GeekCrew Administrator FTP Server Offline The revolution will not be televised. Posts: 7464 Battle Creek, Michigan Gender:	Re: Random Stupidity Reply #1960 - Feb 26^th, 2010 at 6:19am I guess more people will have to buy a real SUV. -b0b (...Jeep for the win!)
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b0b GeekCrew Administrator FTP Server Offline The revolution will not be televised. Posts: 7464 Battle Creek, Michigan Gender:	Re: Random Stupidity Reply #1961 - Mar 2^nd, 2010 at 9:32pm http://firstpersontetris.com/ Do it!
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MediaMaster GeekCrew Administrator FTP Server Offline Holy Xenu! Posts: 1884 Detroit Gender:	Re: Random Stupidity Reply #1962 - Mar 3^rd, 2010 at 5:16pm http://www.tv.com/video/3HjaqNGh5vXUgToR71To6e8yGFP_Xb23/how-to-beat-a-bad-guy?o... hahaha Dan Booko's going to be on Medium. He needs better roles!
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b0b GeekCrew Administrator FTP Server Offline The revolution will not be televised. Posts: 7464 Battle Creek, Michigan Gender:	Re: Random Stupidity Reply #1963 - Mar 3^rd, 2010 at 6:57pm Ha, cool! It's nice to see somebody other than "the Joker" put us on the map! -b0b (...thinks Dan should try American Idol again.)
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b0b GeekCrew Administrator FTP Server Offline The revolution will not be televised. Posts: 7464 Battle Creek, Michigan Gender:	Re: Random Stupidity Reply #1964 - Mar 8^th, 2010 at 9:12pm NewEgg got duped into selling fake Intel i7 920 processors. Check this out... -b0b (...LOL WUT?)
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