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Reply #1650 - Apr 22
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Why does it matter how tall you are or how much you weigh when you have a damn shot gun (or shotty for bob!)?
...I would fear a 3 foot tall little girl if she was pointing a loaded shot gun at me.
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Reply #1651 - Apr 22
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Bahahaha, rox0r! The only thing better than girls with shotguns is girls with AR-15's.
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Reply #1652 - Apr 24
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'Basic Instinct' Director Paul Verhoeven: Jesus Was Son of Mary and Roman Rapist
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
In his upcoming biography of Jesus, "Basic Instinct" director Paul Verhoeven will make the shocking claim that Christ probably was the son of Mary and a Roman soldier who raped her during the Jewish uprising in Galilee.
An Amsterdam publishing house said Wednesday it will publish the Dutch filmmaker's biography of Jesus, "Jesus of Nazareth: A Realistic Portrait," in September.
It will be translated into English in 2009, Marianna Sterk of the publishing house J.M. Meulenhoff said. Verhoeven hopes it will be a springboard for him to raise interest in making a film along the same lines, she said.
The 69-year-old director, who also directed "Showgirls" starring Elizabeth Berkley in one of the most panned films of the '90s and sci-fi action hits like "Total Recall" and "RoboCop," as well as the sci-fi bust "Starship Troopers," claims he and co-biographer Rob van Scheers have written the most realistic portrayal of Jesus ever published.
In addition to suggesting that the Virgin Mary may have been a rape victim, the book will also say that Christ was not betrayed by Judas Iscariot, one of the 12 original apostles of Jesus, as the New Testament states.
Catholic League President Bill Donohue called Verhoeven's claim about Mary "laughable."
"Here we go again with idle speculation grounded in absolutely nothing," Donohue told FOXNews.com. "He has no empirical evidence to support his claim, which is why they say 'may have.'"
Donohue also mocked the fact that Verhoeven best known for directing the famous Sharon Stone crotch scene in "Basic Instinct" reportedly worked on the book for 20 years, only to come up with a "probably."
"He's been working 20 years trying to sell this argument and hasn't come up with anything," Donohue said. "This won't make a dent with Christians, nor with scholars somewhat wary of the biblical account.
"It's a European version of Hollywood. He should go back to Sharon Stone's legs."
Kirk Bingaman, director of the pastoral counseling program at Fordham University's Graduate School of Religion, said the idea that Mary was raped and that the rapist was Jesus' father is not new.
"The idea goes back to ancient sources from the 1st or 2nd century; I personally dont put a lot of stock in it. How would we ever know? We dont have any empirical proof. I subscribe to the Apostles' Creed that Jesus was conceived of the Virgin Mary," he said.
Over the years, Verhoeven, who is Catholic and holds a doctorate in mathematics and physics from the University of Leiden, was a regular attendee of the Jesus Seminar, which was co-founded by the late religion scholar Robert W. Funk. The seminar called into question miracles and statements attributed to Jesus.
"The Jesus Seminar was big in the '80s and somewhat in the '90s," Donohue said. "They have been very controversial in challenging the accepted biblical account of Jesus. The goal is to question the divinity of Christ to say he was nothing but a happy carpenter who worked at Lowe's or Home Depot."
Calls to Verhoeven's representatives were not immediately returned.
Once again, Hollywood loves stirring the pot on historical figures. I like that he calls it " A Realistic Portrait" and not "A Funny Idea I Got When High".
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Reply #1653 - Apr 24
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What a moron. I'd love to see what "evidence" this guy has to support his ridiculous claims.
I have to say, I really like this Bill Donohue guy, Catholic League notwithstanding. I'd shake his hand.
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Reply #1654 - Apr 24
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The Adolf Hitler doll which comes with a change of clothes - and a spare head with a kind face
An action-man style doll of Nazi leader Adolf Hitler has gone on sale in the Ukraine, with saleswomen comparing the doll to Barbie.
Supermarkets in the capital Kiev are stocking the 40 centimetre high figure of the fuhrer, complete with jackboots, leather trench-coat and swastika armband.
The £100 figure has a spare head "with a kind expression on it," glasses and several changes of clothes.
It comes in a presentation box with the dates of Hitler's birth and death on it.
The decision to market the figure comes at a time of growing extreme right political sentiment in Ukraine.
There are also reports of increasing xenophobia and racism, and of some extremists supporting racism similar to that of Nazi Germany under Hitler.
Critics believe a cult of Hitler could spring up among disaffected youths, too young to remember the ravages Nazism wreaked on the country.
Around three million people died as a result of the Nazi occupation of the Ukraine, including 1.5 million Jews.
Hitler wanted to turn the country into a buffer zone with Russia peopled by slave workers working for the Third Reich.
Although Ukranian laws prohibit any form of fascism or propaganda, the dolls are already on sale and will be mass marketed this summer.
One saleswoman said: "It is like Barbie. Kids can undress fuhrer, pin on medals and there's a spare head in the kit to give him a kinder expression on his face.
"He has glasses that are round, in the manner of pacifist Jon Lennon".
The doll will also come with accessories like a miniature Blondi, Hitler's faithful Alsatian who died alongside the Nazi in his bunker in Berlin in 1945.
The doll is dressed in long light-brown cloak, military uniform and jackboots.
According to the saleswoman, should the demand be high, manufacturers will go further and launch a series of themed Third Reich toys, including interiors of Hitler's chancellery, toy concentration camps with barbed wire, barracks and operating models of gas chambers and crematoriums.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=5615...
Accessories: The Hitler doll comes complete with uniform, cap, boots and belt
All weather: The doll is equipped for all conditions
Some people are seriously screwed up in the head. This has to be some kind of late April Fool's Day prank.
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Reply #1655 - Apr 24
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Hitler be stylinz in his crunked shades, yo!
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Reply #1656 - Apr 24
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Nazis rule!
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Reply #1657 - Apr 30
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Dartmouth professor threatens students with discrimination lawsuit
BY HELEN KENNEDY
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Wednesday, April 30th 2008, 4:00 AM
A Dartmouth College writing teacher angered by students who didn't agree with her in class is threatening to sue them for discrimination.
Priya Venkatesan, who taught freshman writing at the Ivy League school from July 2005 until last month, ignited an uproar on campus Sunday after she sent a bizarre e-mail warning students she planned to sue them.
"I regret to inform you that I am pursuing a lawsuit in which I am accusing some of you (whom shall go unmentioned in this e-mail) of violating Title VII of anti-federal discrimination laws," she wrote in a message that contained several typos.
"I am also writing a book detailing my experiences as your instructor, which will 'name names,' so to speak. I have all of your evaluation and these will be reproduced in the book. Have a nice day."
Title VII of the 1964 Civil Rights Act prohibits employment discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex or national origin. Venkatesan, a 1990 Dartmouth grad with advanced degrees in genetics and comparative literature, is of Indian ancestry.
Realizing that she cannot actually sue her students for employment discrimination, Venkatesan now says she will merely name them in her list of grievances in a suit she plans against Dartmouth.
"I have a whole list of instances that I felt I was subject to unprofessional behavior," she said. "Gosh darn it, it could have been motivated by race and gender."
Her biggest complaint is about the students in her 2008 writing class, who she said asked questions "in a very demeaning way." When another student stepped in to answer for her, she said he "would be received with respect and deference that I was not."
At one point, the class applauded a student who strongly disagreed with her postmodernism views.
Campus blogs were filled with invective about Venkatesan. Students called her a lousy teacher and ridiculed her typos and shaky grasp of the law.
Dartmouth had no comment beyond a statement from its lawyer, Robert Donin, saying Venkatesan has no basis for legal action.
Freshman Dean Gail Zimmerman told students not to open any more of Venkatesan's e-mails.
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Where is Oddball when you need him? He went to Dartmouth for his undergrad, right?
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Reply #1658 - Apr 30
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Wow...you know it's bad when the Dean tells you not to open up the Prof's email...I wish more of the story would come out now.
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Reply #1659 - May 1
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What is with all these horrible women professors thinking every comment is meant to demean them?
Like my intro to psyc teacher Ms. Kern. One student called her a frigid bitch and she got all defensive. She didn't even care that it was true! I hope she goes to feminazi hell.
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Reply #1660 - May 2
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Michael Moore: Americans Pay More Taxes Than French, Most of Europe
By D. S. Hube | May 1, 2008 - 18:25 ET
As noted earlier today on Newsbusters by Matthew Balan, Michael Moore appeared on CNN's "Larry King Live" last evening. I caught a good portion of the "interview" (if King's constant agreement and sucking up qualify as an interview) and one little segment in particular got my attention. The subject was taxes:
MOORE: You were asking me a serious question. I'm sorry. Actually, you know what I would do is I would get -- I would try to lower Americans' taxes to the rate that the French pay. The French pay less taxes than we do, less.
KING: Socialist country?
MOORE: That's right, most of Europe pays less than we do. That's not the way we're told in this country. We're told, oh, they pay all these horrible taxes; 40 percent of their income goes to income taxes. Actually, the French federal income tax is around 10 percent. That 10 percent covers everything, the road, the cops, the military.
What they do is they have these other taxes. Here's your tax for your health care. Here's your tax for education. Here's your tax -- it's listed on your payroll stub, where it pays for these things.
KING: What's the total?
MOORE: Hear this out. In France, you have free health care, free college, and free or near free day care. The average America, if they don't have their health care covered, it's 12,000 dollars a year out of their pocket. That's a tax. If they're paying day care, 200 bucks a week, a month, whatever. That's a few thousands a year. College loans, people are paying their college loans at 40 years old, thousands of dollars in college that you don't pay in France.
If you added up tonight what every American, what you're paying right now out of your pocket for your college education, for day care, for health care, add that on to the taxes you pay, you're paying a lot more than what you're paying in France.
We don't call it a tax in this country. We have other words for it. That's what we're doing. We're being taxed to death. The French, for all that they riot and get out in the street and protest and whatever, you never see them out in the street saying, we pay too many taxes. They never complain about that because they get something for it. They get to go to a doctor when they're sick. Their kids get to go to school and college, not have to worry about it. They have help with their kids if they have kids and have to work.
That's all taken care of. They don't complain about their taxes. We complain about our taxes because we can't get a pothole fixed.
Moore, of course, harbors some absurd notions (he has many, to say the least) about what constitutes a "tax." So, let's examine the record on taxes as understood by 99% of the rest of the planet: Moore's "facts" about what the French and other Europeans pay in taxes -- less than Americans, he says -- are just plain laughable. For example, from where did Moore get his "fact" that the French pay 10% in income taxes? He doesn't say. Like the U.S., France has a progressive income tax with their rates ranging from 0% to 46.75% and intermediate brackets of 7.5%, 21%, 31%, 41%. (Source.) This source notes that the French income tax begins at Moore's stated 10% and ranges as high as 48.1%. (It also notes that the French have to pay a sizable 19.6% VAT.) The Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development (OECD) calculates that the "combined effects of personal income tax, employee and employer social security contributions, payroll taxes and cash benefits" facing the French are quite larger than that facing Americans. For a single French individual the combined total is 50.1%, while for a married couple it's 41.7%. For the same in the U.S. it's 29.1% and 11.9% respectively. (See also this chart.) Be sure to also compare taxes of the other European countries to those of the United States in the previous links.
And notice how Moore delves into his typical labyrinthine word-smithing: He says that the supposed 10% French income tax "pays for everything," and that each thing that that 10% pays for is itemized on a Frenchman's paycheck. But at the same he states that "what they (the French) do is they have these other taxes." Hmm. I'm left scratching my head -- does the supposed 10% French income tax "pay for everything" ... or are there "these other taxes" as well? It's pretty obvious it's the latter (since there's that French 19.6% VAT in addition to income taxes) but when it comes to Moore playing it straight, well that's quite a bit to ask now, isn't it?
http://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/d-s-hube/2008/05/01/michael-moore-claims-americ...
Apparently Moore expects people to believe the French manage to maintain a vast welfare state with the highest tax brackets topping out at 10%. Whatever stereotypes you might have about the French, hyper-efficiency isn't one of them.
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Reply #1661 - May 5
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2009 Prius May Reach 94 MPG
Posted: Apr. 29, 2008 10:04 a.m.
Auto Observer reports that the next generation of Toyota's wildly successful Prius hybrid "is coming soon and will launch at the Detroit auto show in January 2009." The car will be "a touch bigger so offering more space. It will come with stronger 1.8-liter hybrid performance yet at the same time boast even better economy and class leading emissions, if early word is correct." The Prius will feature "a bigger 1797 cc four cylinder gas engine to cope with the bigger body and counter criticism in some quarters of the weedy performance of the current 1.5," boosting the total output of the car to 160 horsepower (up from the current 110). Sources say Toyota rates the new configuration for 94 mpg.
http://usnews.rankingsandreviews.com/cars-trucks/daily-news/080429-2009-Prius-Ma...
May I be the first to call BS? I didn't even think a gallon of gasoline had enough energy to push a reasonably sized sedan that far at
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Spanky, what are your thoughts? What the heck did they do to the engine in this thing to get 94 MPG from it? Is it a "mostly electric" hybrid that will only get 94 MPG for about an hour with a full charge?
If this is even remotely close to true, the big three are screwed. Toyota will be able to sell this car for darn near any price they want.
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Reply #1662 - May 6
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I would say that yes this is true. Hybrids have had the ability to get this kind of fuel efficiency for some time now, toyota is just the first to actually make it. Nifty thing is, they are getting some flack now that the first prius' are starting to have their batteries fail. Good thing it is only $5k + labor (dealer only) to fix.
Any car can get great economy with enough modifications (just like speed). I can't find the link now but the current record holding ranger is at 118 miles traveled on 1 gallon of gas. This was done on the salt flats (I think) with an average speed of 41mph. This vehicle weighed around 1000lbs and had its engine destroked from 2.3L to 1.3L.
The article also said a 300lb person stepped on the back of the frame (where the bed of the truck should be) and warped it. So while this could be done with enough shaving/drilling/weight reduction it is very impractical.
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Reply #1663 - May 6
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Police: Motorcyclist flipped bird, popped wheelie, crashed
COPIAGUE, N.Y. (AP) -- A Long Island man who flipped his finger at a police cruiser and then popped a wheelie on his motorcycle is recovering from injuries after crashing.
Suffolk County Police said Frank Patti, 26, of West Islip, rode by the police car at a service station in Copiague at 7:30 p.m. Sunday. Police say Patti made an obscene gesture to two officers in the car, popped a wheelie and then sped away.
Police gave chase.
When the motorcycle turned into a parking lot it crashed into a police car that had joined the chase.
Police said Patti was treated for minor injuries at Southside Hospital. He's charged with fleeing police, resisting arrest and several traffic violations.
He was being held for arraignment Monday. Police did not know if he had an attorney.
If you're going to flip off the police, make sure you look where you're going, dumbass!
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Reply #1664 - May 6
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GTA motha *#$&(@
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