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Reply #1635 - Apr 7
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Heston Left Cinematic, Political Mark
By DAVID GERMAIN
LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Nancy Reagan was heartbroken over Charlton Heston's death. President Bush hailed him as a "strong advocate for liberty," while John McCain called Heston a devotee for civil and constitutional rights.
Even Michael Moore, who mocked Heston in his gun-control documentary "Bowling for Columbine," posted the actor's picture on his Web site to mark his passing.
Heston, who died Saturday night at 84, was a towering figure both in his politics and on screen, where his characters had the ear of God (Moses in "The Ten Commandments"), survived apocalyptic plagues ("The Omega Man") and endured one of Hollywood's most-grueling action sequences (the chariot race in "Ben-Hur," which earned him the best-actor Academy Award).
Better known in recent years as a fierce gun-rights advocate who headed the National Rifle Association, Heston played legendary leaders and ordinary men hurled into heroic struggles.
"In taking on epic and commanding roles, he showed himself to be one of our nation's most gifted actors, and his legacy will forever be a part of our cinema," Republican presidential candidate McCain said in a statement that also noted Heston's involvement in the civil-rights movement and his stand against gun control.
Heston's jutting jaw, regal bearing and booming voice served him well as Marc Antony in "Julius Caesar" and "Antony and Cleopatra," Michelangelo in "The Agony and the Ecstasy," John the Baptist in "The Greatest Story Ever Told" and an astronaut on a topsy-turvy world where simians rule in "Planet of the Apes."
"Charlton Heston was seen by the world as larger than life," Heston's family said in a statement. "We knew him as an adoring husband, a kind and devoted father, and a gentle grandfather with an infectious sense of humor. He served these far greater roles with tremendous faith, courage and dignity."
The actor died at his home in Beverly Hills with his wife, Lydia, at his side, family spokesman Bill Powers said. He declined to comment on the cause of death or provide further details Sunday.
I think Charles Heston may have been the last of the John Wayne's. May God richly bless him and his family.
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Reply #1636 - Apr 7
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"...they can have my gun when they pry it from my cold, dead hands!"
So...I can have his guns then?
Wha, too soon?
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Reply #1637 - Apr 9
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Mark Anderson
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April 9, 2008
TWIN FALLS, Idaho—Ryan Horsley seems confident that he will triumph over a government shakedown that has cost his family business about $200,000 in legal fees, as he fights to keep Red’s Trading Post, a fourth-generation firearms store, in operation.
Red’s is Idaho’s oldest surviving firearms dealership. Sometime this summer, federal judge Ed Lodge, who’s best known for presiding over the dramatic Randy Weaver case, will decide if the federal government is right in claiming that Red’s “willfully” violated the law by making a relatively small number of clerical mistakes in its firearms sales records.
The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms & Explosives (BATFE), a relic of the prohibition days whose modern-day legitimacy is an open question, has been poring through the store’s sales records since at least 2005, looking for such “willful” clerical violations.
Although Horsley at first thought that the BATFE would not push the matter into court, in order to avoid any bad publicity that may accompany a ruling contrary to the government’s position, the matter did go to court on March 3-4, 2008 in Boise—about a year to the day since the battle heated up.
In early March of 2007, the federal agency revoked Red’s Federal Firearms License, but a judge granted an injunction against the BATFE to halt that process, thereby allowing Red’s to continue operating in Twin Falls, where another firearms dealer, Blue Lake Sporting Goods, was shut down by the BATFE. In that case, the store turned in its FFL and buckled under the weight of legal expenses.
Horsley, a particularly irrepressible man who so far has resisted what could easily have plowed his store under, told AFP on March 26 that he feels good about the court proceedings, believing that the government did not convince Judge Lodge that the store is a menace to public safety and deserves having its FFL revoked.
The FFL allows dealers to buy and sell firearms; revoking it would doom the store. Horsley also recalled that when the BATFE first tried to revoke the FFL, it claimed that Red’s was a “threat to public safety” but turned around and said that Red’s still could sell the 1,000 or so firearms already in stock—as long as it did not order additional guns to sell.
“You see what I’m up against?” Horsley said. Horsley’s attorney, Richard Gardiner, told AFP that Red’s largest number of clerical errors on BATFE Form 4473 involved something simple, such as not listing the county of residence of the gun-buyers. But he added that all these forms included zip codes. Many of the purchasers are from Twin Falls County, which has a city of the same name.
Gardiner thinks that Red’s practices do not break federal regulations in listing only the city (plus the zip code), even if the county of residence is sometimes not listed.
“We take the position that the regulations do not require both [city and county]” Gardiner said.
So, why did the BATFE bring what appears to be a weak case to court? Horsley’s view is that the agency cannot very well spend $3 million just on its case against Red’s—to try to revoke an FFL that cost the store just $300 every three years to maintain—and then drop the matter.
“If they just back off, they would have nothing to show for it,” Horsley said, as he struggled to comprehend why $3 million in taxpayer dollars have been spent on a case where no evidence has been found to suggest that Red’s has knowingly put guns into the hands of criminals or committed some other serious act.
Horsley feels the BATFE simply is trying to portray Red’s as a bad place, which, however, is a little tough, considering that local police officers have worked there.
“Many times we’ve had part-time law enforcement officers working for us,” Horsley said.
The local sheriff, Wayne Tousley, told AFP in a 2007 interview that, as the chief law enforcement officer of Twin Falls County, the BATFE is supposed to come to him first to conduct its investigations. But he said then that the agency typically bypasses him.
I'm so glad the ATF is keeping me safe from dangerous criminals like Ryan Horsley. His wanton disregard for paperwork is a threat to us all!
-b0b
(...will double-check the "County" category on his 4473's from now on.)
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Reply #1638 - Apr 9
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Lets prove it wasn't a waste of money...throw more money at it!
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Reply #1639 - Apr 9
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The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms & Explosives (BATFE), a relic of the prohibition days whose modern-day legitimacy is an open question
Boy you can tell this was an AFP article ha ha.
Good for this guy for fighting the good fight!
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Reply #1640 - Apr 10
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PENNSAUKEN, N.J. — Two Pennsauken High School students have been arrested after a teacher found what was believed to be a hit list that targeted actor Chuck Norris.
Camden County prosecutor's spokesman Jason Laughlin says the list also included the names of three students and a school staff member.
No one was injured.
The two boys, both juniors, have not been found to have possessed any weapons.
School superintendent James Chapman said in a posting on the district's Web site that the boys said the list was a joke. School officials and police were taking it seriously.
The local prosecutor said, "At this point we believe that this student did not pose any serious threat to any of the people on the list, especially to Chuck Norris," TMZ reported.
Oh, for the love of peat moss...
I hope they don't find my hit list with dinosaurs and Satan on it. These boys are just very, very lucky that the authorities found out about this hit list before Chuck Norris did.
-b0b
(...in other news, the entire state of New Jersey was destroyed today by a roundhouse kick.)
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Reply #1641 - Apr 10
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Japan is at the top of my hit list.
...then, Canada!
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Reply #1642 - Apr 11
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http://www.networkworld.com/community/node/26847
Throwing away a CD? That's a piracy!
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Reply #1643 - Apr 11
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Wow, that's so ridiculous as to be almost unbelievable! UMG can blow me.
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Reply #1644 - Apr 16
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Apr 16, 12:45 PM EDT
`X-Files' movie title is out there: `I Want to Believe'
By DAVID GERMAIN
LOS ANGELES (AP) -- The truth is finally out there about the new "X-Files" movie title.
The second big-screen spinoff of the paranormal TV adventure will be called "The X-Files: I Want to Believe," Chris Carter, the series' creator and the movie's director and co-writer, told The Associated Press.
Distributor 20th Century Fox signed off on the title Wednesday.
The title is a familiar phrase for fans of the series that starred David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson as FBI agents chasing after aliens and supernatural happenings. "I Want to Believe" was the slogan on a poster Duchovny's UFO-obsessed agent Fox Mulder had hanging in the cluttered basement office where he and Anderson's Dana Scully worked.
"It's a natural title," Carter said in a telephone interview Tuesday during a break from editing the film. "It's a story that involves the difficulties in mediating faith and science. `I Want to Believe.' It really does suggest Mulder's struggle with his faith."
"I Want to Believe" comes 10 years after the first film and six years after the finale of the series, whose opening credits for much of its nine-year run featured the catch-phrase "the truth is out there."
Due in theaters July 25, the movie will not deal with aliens or the intricate mythology about interaction between humans and extraterrestrials that the show built up over the years, Carter said.
Instead, it casts Mulder and Scully into a stand-alone, earth-bound story aimed at both serious "X-Files" fans and newcomers, he said.
"It has struck me over the last several years talking to college-age kids that a lot of them really don't know the show or haven't seen it," Carter said. "If you're 20 years old now, the show started when you were 4. It was probably too scary for you or your parents wouldn't let you watch it. So there's a whole new audience that might have liked the show. This was made to, I would call it, satisfy everyone."
Hardcore fans need not worry that the movie will be going back to square one, though, Carter said. The movie will be true to the spirit of the show and everything Mulder and Scully went through, he said.
"The reason we're even making the movie is for the rabid fans, so we don't want to insult them by having to take them back through the concept again," Carter said.
Carter said he settled on "I Want to Believe" from the time he and co-writer Frank Spotnitz started on the screenplay. It took so long to go public with it because studio executives wanted to make sure it was a marketable title, he said.
The filmmakers have kept the story tightly under wraps to prevent plot spoilers from leaking on the Internet, a phenomenon that barely existed when the first movie came out in 1998.
"We went to almost comical lengths to keep the story a secret," Carter said. "That included allowing only the key crew members to read the script, and they had to read it in a room that had video cameras trained on them. It was a new experience."
Alright, guys, what is the hype on this movie? Will it be worth seeing, or is it going to suck?
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Reply #1645 - Apr 16
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It depends...if FOX lets Carter do what he wants then it'll be good. However if you hear Carter complaining about FOX or doing very little press...watch out. I like they're going to do a monster story and I hope this will get us one more alien conspiracy sum up movie.
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Reply #1646 - Apr 17
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Pat! Got a question. If you refuse to sign a speeding ticket I assume it still sticks and you have to pay the fine no matter what, right?
If so, why did this guy get a
tazin?
Maybe because he mouthed off to the cop? At work and no sound.
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Reply #1647 - Apr 17
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He got tazed because he was disrespectin' authoritah!
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Reply #1648 - Apr 17
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Well each state is different so I couldn't tell you if you could get arrested for not signing a ticket. Here in MI you don't have to sign.
However signing it is just a promise to show up in court or pay the fine; it's not an admission of guilt.
Bob is correct. The officer is on some big power trip and you cannot ask questions, I guess. I do have to say that if I was ticketed on a highway there's no way I'm getting out of my car. Not to mention that's what traffic court is for. If the officer is writing you, he's probably not going to say he made a mistake.
But this guy has to go to court anyways, at least I hope so, to sue the department for excessive force!
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Reply #1649 - Apr 22
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Date: 2006-01-01, 11:27AM MST
You were the mugger/robber at Awkatukee theatres two nights ago.
I was the man who robbed you in return.
Did you honestly expect me to just hand over my wallet to you?
I’m a foot taller than you.
Did you honestly expect me to be scared of your kitchen knife?
I love how you peed yourself when I opened my trunk and cocked a shotgun in your face.
Did you honestly expect me to let you call my girlfriend a whore?
I used the money from your wallet to buy her some New Years lingerie.
I threw your clothes in the dumpster behind Best Buy, across from the theatres.
Are you still tied with jumper cables to the handicapped sign pole? I hope not.
Thank you for the use of your credit card. You can get away with not showing identification at Safeway, Chevron, and many other places. You just saved me a fortune on alcohol for New Years, groceries for two weeks at least, and I also got a full take of gas. I also bought myself some New Year’s cologne from the mall, ate a sensible lunch at Subway, and my girlfriend wanted some shoes at Saks Fifth Avenue; and I renewed both our gym passes. Then, it was maxed out, and I was sad. I think it was the shoes that did that. Sorry.
I sold your gold jewelry to a pawn store in Tempe, one plaza down from the 99 cent store. Same for your diamond (and it was real, to think I doubted you) stud earring. I stuffed the money from those items in the crippled children’s jar at 7/11.
I think your knife might be in the street still, or the parking lot where you tried to rob me.
So, Mr. Robber, the next time you try to mug a 6’8, 230 pound, man who grew up middle class white trash, please, think twice. My kind, doesn’t like your kind.
In fact we hate everything about you.
Your Friend,
The man who robbed a robber.
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I'm sure this is fake, but it is still good for a laugh.
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