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Reply #1575 - Mar 4
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So you are unable to spend the $15 to get a new one?
...or how fast can you take and post pics?
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Reply #1576 - Mar 4
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...how fast can you take and post pics?
Your mom usually doesn't even have her clothes back on by the time the pictures hit the Interweb.
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(...thinks that is pretty fast.)
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Reply #1577 - Mar 5
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That still isn't as fast as you "finish."
Pat told me so!
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Reply #1578 - Mar 5
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That's why I've made my piece with him getting the first one out of the way. All that crying and saying he was sorry was a real turn off for a while.
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Reply #1579 - Mar 5
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You mean it's not a race?
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Reply #1580 - Mar 5
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All that crying and saying he was sorry was a real turn off for a while.
He stole my move!
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Reply #1581 - Mar 5
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This article probably belongs in the Cry Freedom thread, but it's just so random and stupid that I decided to put it in Random Stupidity instead. Enjoy!
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http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/826059,CST-NWS-bagban05.article
City may ban little baggies
COUNCIL | They're 'Marketing 101' for drug dealers, cop says
March 5, 2008
BY FRAN SPIELMAN City Hall Reporter
Tiny plastic bags used to sell small quantities of heroin, crack cocaine, marijuana and other drugs would be banned in Chicago, under a crackdown advanced Tuesday by a City Council committee.
Ald. Robert Fioretti (2nd) persuaded the Health Committee to ban possession of "self-sealing plastic bags under two inches in either height or width," after picking up 15 of the bags on a recent Sunday afternoon stroll through a West Side park.
Lt. Kevin Navarro, commanding officer of the Chicago Police Department's Narcotics and Gang Unit, said the ordinance will be an "important tool" to go after grocery stores, health food stores and other businesses. The bags are used by the thousand to sell small quantities of drugs at $10 or $20 a bag.
Navarro referred to the plastic bags as "Marketing 101 for the drug dealers." Many of them have symbols, allowing drug users to ask for "Superman" or "Blue Dolphin" instead of the drug itself, he said.
Prior to the final vote, Ald. Walter Burnett (27th) expressed concern about arresting innocent people. He noted that extra buttons that come with suits, shirts and blouses -- and jewelry that's been repaired -- come in similar plastic bags.
Burnett was reassured by language that states "one reasonably should know that such items will be or are being used" to package, transfer, deliver or store a controlled substance. Violators would be punished by a $1,500 fine.
Health Committee Chairman Ed Smith (28th) said the ban is part of a desperate effort to stop what he called "the most destructive force" in Chicago neighborhoods.
"We need to use every measure that we possibly can to stop it because it is destroying our kids," he said.
It's for the children.
You know, if we just got rid of all the children, it would probably solve all of these problems. I'm just sayin'....
Are drug dealers really going to be deterred by this? Are they incapable of driving outside of Chicago to buy these little bags? Criminals can get drugs that are illegal in every state in the US but they can’t manage to bring in little plastic bags that are only illegal in Chicago? Are they incapable of finding substitutes for the baggies?
Seriously, do these guys think drug dealers are simply going to give up on the lucrative narcotics trade because some plastic bags have been outlawed?
-b0b
(...Chicago in verse: TAX, BAN, TAX, BAN, TAX TAX BAN, TAX!)
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Reply #1582 - Mar 5
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This is seriously going to take me out of the drug dealer business.
Getting coke from columbia...easy. Having to drive a couple miles for baggies...unpossible!
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Reply #1583 - Mar 6
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Futuremark tries to trademark 'PWNAGE'
Author: Tim Smalley
Published: 3rd March 2008
If Futuremark's PWNAGE trademark request is approved, what will happen to words like LOL, ROFL, etc?
In what might be one of the strangest trademark applications we've seen in a long while, Futuremark Corporation recently filed papers with the US trademark office for the word 'PWNAGE'.
If it is approved, Futuremark's request will cover an extremely wide slice of the digital entertainment market, including (but not limited to) the following:
"Computer game software for communication devices; computer game software and computer game programs enabling users to play games with mobile phones and personal digital assistants; computer software and programs enabling users to communication devices to simultaneously access databases and global computer networks; software enabling transfer of data between mobile communication apparatus..."
What's interesting is that one of the requests is for "Computer software development," so one has to assume this is something related to the recent Futuremark Game Studios announcement.
It'll be disappointing if this makes it through, because it's such a commonly used word in the geek world and if it does get accepted, I wonder how long it'll be before 1337, ROFL, LOL and such are trademarked.
That said, I would be surprised if it is approved, especially given that Pure Pwnage—a series of Internet-distributed "mockumentary" videos—has been around since 2004.
What are your thoughts on Futuremark's move? Share them with us in the forums.
I tried to get a trademark on screwing Spanky's mom, but it got revoked for prior art.
ZING!
-b0b
(...wouldn't be surprised if the USPTO approved this one through sheer incompetence.)
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Reply #1584 - Mar 6
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Have you ever wondered
how man 5 year olds you could take in a fight?
I scored a 23. Since there is a school right next to where I work I am going to go test this out during lunch.
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Reply #1585 - Mar 6
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I scored a 26. I'm a fat ass, but I have no moral objections to doing whatever it takes to win.
You should also check out the zombie survival test:
http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/zombie
I scored an 88%. Beat that!
-b0b
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Reply #1586 - Mar 6
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I scored 47% on the zombie one. I wouldn't leave family behind.
Better than 0% I guess.
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Reply #1587 - Mar 6
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22 Kids and 61%. I got hit with the loved ones. Hey if this is the end of the world and I don't have a female to score with...what's the point of fighting?
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Reply #1588 - Mar 6
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There will be plenty of female zombie corpses available by the time you're done fighting. They're cheaper and they don't nag.
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Reply #1589 - Mar 6
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I
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you guys MySpace was evil!
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PHOENIX — A Mesa teenager says he fatally shot his father last month because he wouldn't let him use the Internet, police reports show.
According to a Mesa police report released Wednesday, 15-year-old Hughstan Schlicker told a homicide detective that he considered committing suicide in front of his father after finding a 12-gauge shotgun and ammunition in the garage of their home, but decided to murder his father instead and then commit suicide.
Hughstan apparently surprised 49-year-old Ted Schlicker, who was standing in the kitchen when the boy approached him from behind, the police report said.
Police arrested Hughstan after the slaying at the Pueblo Seco Condominiums and accused him of first-degree murder.
After the slaying, "the defendant first called his friend and told her what he had done. He told her he was going to kill himself but she told him not to. She convinced him to call the police and deal with the situation," the report said.
Hughstan told detectives that he used the Internet to communicate with his friends and since his father took the Internet away, he was "just so depressed all the time," the report said. Specifically, Hughstan said he hated his father because he was restricting his use of the MySpace Web site, MyFOXPhoenix reports.
I got in some pretty big arguments with my parents when I was in my mid-teens, but the thought of shooting them never really crossed my mind. I guess I was an underachiever compared to this guy.
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(...if nothing else, he certainly won the argument.)
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