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Reply #1515 - Feb 13
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I disagree, I think the parents might have a valid point. Most people I know have to take several years of college spanish to become bilingual and these 3rd graders are getting tested on English (the most nonsensical language of all) after only one year. Although it doesn't say what the consequences for failing the test are, we know they are already in a bilingual program and they are in the process of learning english, so I don't even really see what the big deal is about.
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Reply #1516 - Feb 13
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It use to be you needed to know English to get into this country so I don't see what's the gripe about. You're either born here and have learned up to 3rd grade English...or you've immigrated and supposedly learned the language. You shouldn't gripe if your family only speaks Spanish at home and encourages no English talking at home.
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Reply #1517 - Feb 13
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I have to agree with Stewie on this one. Outside of a handful of very rare circumstances, you must be able to pass the TOEFL (Test of English as a Foreign Language) to be granted citizenship. If you're a first generation immigrant, you should be able to understand basic English.
On the other hand, if you're a natural born American citizen, there is absolutely no excuse for you to not know English. Period. If the parents of these children never bothered to speak English to or around the child, they should be taking 100% of the blame for the situation their child is in. Their kid shouldn't be getting special treatment due to their incompetence.
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Reply #1518 - Feb 14
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English (the most nonsensical language of all)
I approve of this statement.
Now instead of a fence we need a maze that you can only solve through reading the instructions in English. And just think of the boobie traps you could have!
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Reply #1519 - Feb 14
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Heh, you said boobie!
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Reply #1520 - Feb 14
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If you had instructions in English and let everyone is America try to go through it...you'd loose about 1/6 of the population...maybe more!
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Reply #1521 - Feb 14
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National MP falls victim to water hoax
NZPA | Thursday, 13 September 2007
WATER WOES: National's Jacqui Dean is the latest MP to fall for a hoax, calling for a ban on "dihydrogen monoxide" - or water.
Ms Dean, the MP for Otago, a leading proponent of a ban on party pills, appears to have been duped by a letter from a constituent asking her to raise the issue of dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO).
A letter, signed by Ms Dean and sent to Associate Health Minister Jim Anderton, the minister in charge of drug policy, last month, asked if the Expert Advisory Committee on Drugs had a view on banning the "drug".
Mr Anderton yesterday took the opportunity to rub Ms Dean's nose in the embarrassing blunder.
He said dihydrogen monoxide "may have been described to her as colourless, odourless, tasteless and causing the death of uncounted thousands of people every year, and withdrawal from which, for those who become dependent on it, means certain death.
"I had to respond that the experts had no intention of doing so."
It is not the first time MPs have had a brush with the hoax substance.
In 2001 a staffer in Green MP Sue Kedgley's office responded to a request for support for a campaign to ban dihydrogen monoxide by saying she would be "absolutely supportive of the campaign to ban this toxic substance" if she had enough time, which she did not.
National used the letter to try and embarrass the Greens - who were at the time waging a campaign against genetic engineering - as scientifically illiterate.
Wikipedia says the hoax has been running since 1989 with the aim of illustrating how a lack of scientific knowledge and an exaggerated analysis can lead to misplaced fears.
It was initiated by three University of California Santa Cruz students and gained widespread public attention in 1997 when a 14-year-old student, Nathan Zohner, gathered petitions to ban DHMO as the basis of a science project, titled "How Gullible Are We?".
I've seen this done in America too...so many people were signing petitions to ban it. I've also seen the same thing but to end women's suffrage. Hilarious and sad at the same time.
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Reply #1522 - Feb 14
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If you think 5/6th's of the population can follow basic written directions, you've never driven through Chicago during rush hour.
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Reply #1523 - Feb 14
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If you're up for a good read, check out this thread on a Mustang Cobra forum...
http://www.svtperformance.com/forums/showthread.php?t=459242
Some scammer in California ripped off a cop from Kentucky (I think). So he go on the police portion of the SVT Performance forum and asked some of his buddies in CA to help him out. The thread is absolutely hilarious!
Make sure you read through at least page seven! SVT's forum is getting knocked silly, so if you get a 404 or database error, reload or try again later. It's worth it!
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Reply #1524 - Feb 15
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Internet sex auction sparks paternity row
Woman wins court battle to force Web site to reveal names of winners
By Dave Graham
updated 12:31 p.m. ET, Wed., Feb. 13, 2008
BERLIN - A woman in Germany who became pregnant after an online sex auction has won a court battle to force the Web site that hosted the sale to reveal the names of the winners, so she can find out who's the father.
Six different men won Internet auctions to have sex with the woman in April and May last year. They were only known to her by their online names, a spokesman for a court in the southwestern city of Stuttgart said on Wednesday.
"The woman wanted to discover which one of the men had made her pregnant," the spokesman said. "So she needed their contact details. Of course, if they're not willing to go along with the gene test, she'll have to take them to court."
The woman asked the site's operator to reveal the true identity of the men, but it refused, citing a confidentiality clause in its terms and conditions.
The court ruled in her favor, saying the child's right to know who its father was took precedence.
The court declined to give the woman's age and nationality.
Haha, Spanky's getting busted!
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Reply #1525 - Feb 19
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Hasta La Vista, HD DVD
We're not going to have the Blu-Ray/HD-DVD format war to kick around anymore. This morning, Toshiba announced that it would stop making HD DVD players and recorders, a surrender that yields the market to the rival Blu-Ray format.
A statement on Toshiba's Web site attributed the decision to "recent major changes in the market," which is a grotesquely understated way of stating that movie studios, video rental stores and electronics retailers had spent the last month and a half pounding nails in HD DVD's coffin.
First, Warner Home Video announced in early January that it would stop releasing new titles in both HD DVD and Blu-ray. A month later, NetFlix also said it would drop HD DVD, news which was followed quickly by Best Buy's decision to promote Blu-ray over HD DVD And just last week, Wal-Mart said it would boot HD DVD players and titles from its stores.
It's hard to imagine that HD DVD could once have been the favored contender. It did, after all, reach stores months before Blu-ray--and did so with dramatically cheaper players. Microsoft had even anointed it as the high-def disc format of the future. But after that head start, most of HD DVD's best features were either unexploited or unadvertised:
* HD DVD backers repeatedly touted the lower manufacturing costs of its discs, but customers never saw that alleged advantage show up in store prices.
* HD DVD allowed movie studios to release "hybrid" discs--a regular DVD on one side, an HD DVD on the other--that would work in current and future players, but studios either neglected that or reserved it only for some titles.
* HD DVD discs were supposed to provide a "managed copy" of a movie to a computer, but squabbles between the format's developers and movie studios prevented that feature from being activated.
* HD DVD did away with the "region codes" that stop you from playing a DVD bought overseas in most players purchased in the U.S., but this unequivocally customer-friendly feature was only ever mentioned in passing by HD DVD backers. Ditto HD DVD's slightly more lenient copying restrictions.
* You could buy a Toshiba laptop with an HD DVD recorder drive at a non-exorbitant price, but standalone HD DVD video recorders for use with a TV never made their way into U.S. stores.
So now we have the more expensive format, with less backwards compatibility and with more stringent usage restrictions. I can't quite feel like celebrating.
http://blog.washingtonpost.com/fasterforward/2008/02/hasta_la_vista_hd_dvd.html
It's sad to see HD-DVD die. I was really hoping it would emerge as the dominant standard and squash Blu-Ray into the ground.
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Reply #1526 - Feb 19
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So because one company stopped making players it is the end of the road for HD DVD?
I will buy a blue ray player as soon as they drop below $100.
...and the next person who says PS3 gets slapped.
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Reply #1527 - Feb 19
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You mean the company that invented HD DVD?
Yea its over.
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Reply #1528 - Feb 19
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spanky wrote
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So because one company stopped making players it is the end of the road for HD DVD?
If that company is Toshiba, then yes. HD-DVD is just as much Toshiba's baby as Blu-Ray is Sony's baby. If memory servers, Toshiba manufactured almost 80% of HD-DVD players.
As much as I hate to admit it, HD-DVD is now officially dead.
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I will buy a blue ray player as soon as they drop below $100.
Why buy a Blu-Ray player when you could just buy a PS3 instead?
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Reply #1529 - Feb 19
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Seriously, I hope you are in a tragic smelting accident.
...seriously
I have no need for a PS3 though. Getting one would be like setting fire to $400...but without the cool show of setting something on fire.
Right now I have the best DVD player money ($40 specifically) can buy...and it rocks.
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