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b0b GeekCrew Administrator FTP Server Offline The revolution will not be televised. Posts: 7464 Battle Creek, Michigan Gender:	Re: Random Stupidity Reply #1425 - Jan 15^th, 2008 at 8:38am Holy tennis shorts... How many XBox systems do you need to mod to collect 1,500 hard drives? Please tell me those weren't all original XBox drives! -b0b (...wowza!)
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spanky Post Whore FTP Server Offline Posts: 1540 Detroit-ish Gender:	Re: Random Stupidity Reply #1426 - Jan 15^th, 2008 at 1:11pm Remember, MLK day is fast approaching! Celebrations should be done in the traditional sense. Not going to work, sitting at home, not paying bills, and drinking a 40. If only racism was as funny as rape. ...what, too soon?
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Reply #1427 - Jan 15^th, 2008 at 2:44pm

Don't forget to eat your fried chicken, corn bread, and watermelon...then off for a night cap with your lady friend with some malt liquor. Then have sex with your lady friend, get her pregnant, and leave her. Also break into some white people's home and when you get caught by the police, driving while black, you sue the white family for them making you a product of crime because you weren't hired over the white people at McDonald's. Then go sell some drugs...to white kids.

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b0b GeekCrew Administrator FTP Server Offline The revolution will not be televised. Posts: 7464 Battle Creek, Michigan Gender:	Re: Random Stupidity Reply #1428 - Jan 15^th, 2008 at 3:41pm Wow, I'm not touching this one with a ten foot pole. -b0b (...happens to have a ten foot pole within reach at all times.)
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X Post Whore FTP Server Offline Truth Is Treason, In The Empire Of Lies Posts: 3903 Gender:	Re: Random Stupidity Reply #1429 - Jan 15^th, 2008 at 3:47pm Oh you're right bob...I forgot all about the theory that black guys have bigger peniles! Good job, bob! X
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spanky Post Whore FTP Server Offline Posts: 1540 Detroit-ish Gender:	Re: Random Stupidity Reply #1430 - Jan 15^th, 2008 at 3:58pm Quote: bigger peniles! OK...I am guessing you meant a wang. And I don't know why bob keeps trying to convince us that his has any size at all when briney has already clearly stated bob is tiny.
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X Post Whore FTP Server Offline Truth Is Treason, In The Empire Of Lies Posts: 3903 Gender:	Re: Random Stupidity Reply #1431 - Jan 15^th, 2008 at 4:04pm That's why Bob stole Briney's penis sculptor. X
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b0b GeekCrew Administrator FTP Server Offline The revolution will not be televised. Posts: 7464 Battle Creek, Michigan Gender:	Re: Random Stupidity Reply #1432 - Jan 16^th, 2008 at 8:30am Yeah, you'd be amazed at what that thing can do. -b0b (...knows why sculptures are always well endowed.)
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spanky Post Whore FTP Server Offline Posts: 1540 Detroit-ish Gender:	Re: Random Stupidity Reply #1433 - Jan 16^th, 2008 at 9:08am Quote: (...knows why sculptures are always well endowed.) Because only wimmenz and gay people look at art? I was told a long time ago the stuff I look at isn't art, it is called pr0n.
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b0b GeekCrew Administrator FTP Server Offline The revolution will not be televised. Posts: 7464 Battle Creek, Michigan Gender:	Re: Random Stupidity Reply #1434 - Jan 16^th, 2008 at 9:58am What are you talking about? Pr0n is art! -b0b (...for realz, yo!)
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Reply #1435 - Jan 16^th, 2008 at 11:38am

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By Dieter Brockmeyer and Scott Roxborough

Jan 15, 2008

Uwe Boll (Getty Images photo)
Uwe Boll, the German director the critics love to hate, will return to low-budget filmmaking now that his latest and biggest production, the $70 million fantasy epic "In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale," bombed at the boxoffice.

The adaptation of the hit video game, which stars Jason Statham, Ron Perlman and Burt Reynolds, delivered just $3 million over the weekend, marking the third flop in a row for Boll, whose "BloodRayne" and "Alone in the Dark" also failed to deliver theatrically.

Reached at his home in Mainz, Boll said the results from "King" mean he will be unable to continue with big-budget productions.

"In the future, I will focus on small films such as (the video game adaptation) 'Postal' or (the Vietnam war drama) 'Tunnel Rats,' " he said. "These are films that represent my true passion, and they can be done with small budgets."

Despite a number of critical and commercial drubbings, Boll has been able to finance bigger budget films through German tax shelter funds. But "King" marked the last film to be bankrolled by his fund, which, like all similar tax shelters, has been banned in Germany.

Boll will now have to finance films the old-fashioned way -- with presales. Given the director's record, that could prove difficult. Despite being one of Germany's most prolific filmmakers, he is arguably most famous -- or infamous -- for the boxing match he staged with Internet critics of his movies.

"Because of the Boll reputation, it is not easy to get audiences into the cinemas," said Mychael Berg, head of distribution at 20th Century Fox in Germany, which released "King" locally. "We finally managed it, and we are quite satisfied with the abut 250,000 people who watched the movie (in Germany). We proved that you can make money with a Boll film."

But Boll himself acknowledges that will not be enough to produce another $70 million film. Instead, the German director has lined up a decidedly pulpy title for his next adaptation -- the video game shoot 'em up "Zombie Massacre."

You guys know how much I hate Uwe Boll movies (and therefore must watch them all), so this is the best news I've heard all day! Bloodrayne is a true classic, so I can't wait to see the Dungeon Siege movie!

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Cait GeekCrew Hax0r Offline Winter is Coming. Giggity. Posts: 380 Pittsburgh, PA Gender:	Re: Random Stupidity Reply #1436 - Jan 16^th, 2008 at 12:45pm In other news, Oprah Winfrey just gained her own Television NETWORK CHANNEL which will replace Discovery Health. It will be called the Oprah Winfrey Network, or OWN. pwn? wha?
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b0b GeekCrew Administrator FTP Server Offline The revolution will not be televised. Posts: 7464 Battle Creek, Michigan Gender:	Re: Random Stupidity Reply #1437 - Jan 16^th, 2008 at 1:15pm Wow, that's hardcore. I guess that says a lot about the success of Discovery Health, right? -b0b (...thinks a health-focused TV channel is oxymoronic.)
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spanky Post Whore FTP Server Offline Posts: 1540 Detroit-ish Gender:	Re: Random Stupidity Reply #1438 - Jan 16^th, 2008 at 1:22pm I thought that's what the O network was for. Or Lifetime. Aren't these all owned by oprah? And how many channels do women want? Next will be the 24 hour soap opera channel. I see the murder rate rising if this channel goes live!
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