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Reply #1350 - Dec 21
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If I was a starship captain, I would just launch cans of paint in all directions around the ship. Try cloaking when your ship is bright pink, stupid Romulans!
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Reply #1351 - Dec 21
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Yeah bob, I am sure that wouldn't take zillions of gallons of paint and be completely impractical.
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Reply #1352 - Dec 21
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Dang it, Spanky, what did I tell you about bringing logic into my hypothetical situations?
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Reply #1353 - Dec 21
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Solo - Capt. Bob I don't understand why every available space is filled with paint cans!
Bob - You'll see...you'll see
And just before the crew riots...the Federation calls on Capt. Bob and his zillion paint cans.
Jaws drop everywhere.
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Reply #1354 - Dec 21
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That's the jim I know.
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Reply #1355 - Dec 26
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Israeli scientists fit Bible on pinhead
JERUSALEM (AP) — Israeli scientists have inscribed the entire Hebrew text of the Jewish Bible onto a space less than half the size of grain of sugar.
The nanotechnology experts at the Technion institute in Haifa say the text measures less than 0.5 square millimeter (0.01 square inch) surface. They chose the Jewish Bible to highlight how vast quantities of information can be stored in minimum amounts of space.
"It took us about an hour to etch the 300,000 words of the Bible onto a tiny silicon surface," Ohad Zohar, the university's scientific adviser for educational programs, told the Associated Press.
The Technion's microscopic bible was created by blasting tiny particles called gallium ions at an object that then rebounded, causing an etching affect.
"When a particle beam is directed toward a point on the surface, the gold atoms bounce off and expose the silicon layer underneath just like a hammer and chisel," Zohar said.
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Zohar said the technology will in the future be used as a way to store vast amounts of data on bio-molecules and DNA.
The tiny Bible appears to be the world's smallest.
The previous smallest known copy of the Bible measured 2.8 x 3.4 x 1 centimeters (1.1 x 1.3 x 0.4 inches), weighing 11.75 grams (0.4 ounces) and containing 1,514 pages, according to Guinness World Records spokeswoman Amarilis Espinoza. The tiny text, obtained by an Indian professor in November 2001, is believed to have originated in Australia.
Wow, I can't wait to see this technology make it to the computer storage arena! I wonder how much crap you could store on a hard drive that utilized this technology?
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(...thinks even Briney could slim down to one hard drive!)
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Reply #1356 - Dec 26
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Pff...that's nothing...they only put the OT on it and it's all in Hebrew. One Hebrew character is like 4 words in English. Wake me up when you put the entire Bible in English on there!
Just don't sneeze around that thing.
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Reply #1357 - Dec 26
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I want the entire Bible printed on a knife. That way, I can kill heathens with the word of God!
Considering how much they can fit on a pin head, an entire knife blade should be a piece of cake!
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(...or even a +5 vorpal longsword of heathen slaying, for that matter.)
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Reply #1358 - Dec 26
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Or how about a real two edged sword?
Ooo that's almost Biblical...although I don't know about the whole "those who live by the sword die by the sword" part would fit in that....
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Reply #1359 - Dec 27
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yeah, well my sword is +9 vs ogres!
are there any girls there?...
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Reply #1360 - Dec 27
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Are there any girls there? If so, I wanna
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YOU'RE NOT THERE!
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Reply #1361 - Dec 27
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Yeah, you should all drive down and we could play D&D at my place!
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Reply #1362 - Dec 27
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I've got a better idea, how about you drive up here so I don't have to leave the house? Don't forget the twinkies.
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Reply #1363 - Dec 27
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So you can try and break the record for number of twinkies in your mouth at once? I don't think so.
By the way, wasn't you or briney going to try and find whats his face?!
Also found something cool (and old, but I just got unlazy enough to do it). With the help of deathclock.com I will predict my own death!
When: Monday, July 17, 2056
Where: Ruins of New York
Cause: Zombies after my delicious brain.
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Reply #1364 - Dec 27
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Who is "what's his face" and why are Briney and I looking for him?
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