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Reply #1320 - Dec 13
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Come on now, you know I only watched Lifetime for the View!
*pokerface*
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Reply #1321 - Dec 14
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Actually the View isn't on Lifetime...it's on WE...television for women I mean not like they didn't have Lifetime and weekday morning TV all to themselves. *whispers* that's when the men went out to work to support their $15 a day chocolate habit and All My Children Re-run parties.
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Reply #1322 - Dec 14
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Blast you pat!
$15 a day chocolate habit? Tell her to grow up and do coke.
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Reply #1323 - Dec 14
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Hmm... chocolate-flavored coke? You might be on to something there!
Better yet, chocolate-flavored meth! They'll get fat and skinny at the same time!
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Reply #1324 - Dec 14
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I am off to my new calling, marketer to the drug dealers!
Did you know you can stay at the perfect weight through a mix of pot (for gaining) and crack (for losing)!
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Reply #1325 - Dec 14
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How about mixing uppers and downers
You'll feel like a giant yo-yo, yo!
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Reply #1326 - Dec 14
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Wow almost got high today breathing in the fumes from a paper recycling plant. I was amazed how they were able to mix the smells of garbage, ass, and feet. Bad news is i have to go back...but not until next year, woot?!
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Reply #1327 - Dec 14
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Knowing your luck, that smell has probably permanently seeped into your skin.
You should bottle that stuff up and sell it as
Stank Cologne: The Trailer Trash Collection.
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Reply #1328 - Dec 14
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Just think...if you smelled like that...you'd prob be use to the smell of Wes' mom by then!
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Reply #1329 - Dec 14
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There is no man that is capable of "getting used to Wes's mom." The smell of fat roll lint and moldy bacon grease never washes off...
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Reply #1330 - Dec 17
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Guitar Hero Gift Confiscated, Auctioned for $9100 on eBay
Wednesday, December 12, 2007 5:15 AM PST
A Canadian man claims to have recently caught his 15 year-old son smoking pot in the backyard with two of his "delinquent friends." As penance for the boy's misdeeds, the father listed for sale what he called the "Holy Grail" of unopened Christmas gifts, Guitar Hero III for Wii.
"I am now finding it hard to justify rewarding him with this gift after he so greatly disappointed me," writes the brooding parent on his eBay listing page. "I know smoking a joint isn't the end of the world, but if you can convince me that he deserves the gift, then I will end the auction."
Consequently, the $90 game sold for $9,100.01 to an Australian buyer. Apparently, the majority of people sided with the dad.
"I am still considering getting him a game for his Nintendo," adds k_lid, the seller. "Maybe something like Barbie as the Island Princess or Dancing With the Stars."
Highly profile Ebay auctions are often purchased for abnormally high prices by buyers seeking publicity.
Wow, that's incredibly awesome. I think that guy should get the "Dad of the Year" award.
You can view the auction
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Reply #1331 - Dec 17
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haha, fitting punishment for the crime.
Didn't even taser the kid once
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Reply #1332 - Dec 17
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Personally, I would've just taken a cattle prod to the Wii. There's no punishment more painful than seeing your game system go up in flames.
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(...would've used the $9,000 from the auction to send the kid to military school.)
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Reply #1333 - Dec 17
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Hah, military school for smoking pot? Good thing you never did anything like that as a kid (yes I mean drinking for the slower types).
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Reply #1334 - Dec 17
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I wouldn't have sent him to military school because of the pot, I would've sent him because I'm sadistic like that.
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