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Reply #1275 - Nov 15
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, 2007 at 10:35am
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Texas Birdwatcher on Trial for Killing Cat
By KATE MURPHY,
The New York Times
Posted: 2007-11-14 11:57:14
GALVESTON, Tex. (Nov. 13) — Jurors heard opening arguments on Tuesday in the trial of
a bird-watching enthusiast who fatally shot a cat that he said was stalking endangered
shorebirds.
James M. Stevenson says he was protecting piping plovers.
Last year, James Stevenson killed a cat on his Texas property that he said he thought was
feral, a legal act in the state at the time. He now faces animal cruelty charges that could
bring two years in jail and a $10,000 fine.
The defendant, James M. Stevenson, is the founder of the Galveston Ornithological
Society and leads bird-watching tours on this Gulf Coast island 60 miles southeast of
Houston. If convicted on animal cruelty charges in the shooting last November, he faces
up to two years in jail and a $10,000 fine.
Mr. Stevenson, 54, does not deny using a .22-caliber rifle fitted with a scope to kill the cat,
which lived under the San Luis Pass toll bridge, linking Galveston to the mainland. He also
admits killing many other cats on his own property, where he operates a bed and
breakfast for some of the estimated 500,000 birders who come to the island every year.
In her opening statement, Paige L. Santell, a Galveston County assistant district attorney,
told the jury of eight women and four men that Mr. Stevenson “shot that animal in cold
blood” and that the cat died a slow and painful death “gurgling on its own blood.”
She said that the cat had a name, Mama Cat, and that though the cat lived under a toll
bridge, she was fed and cared for by a toll collector, John Newland. He is expected to
testify.
Whether the cat was feral is the crucial point in this case. Mr. Stevenson was indicted under
a state law that prohibited killing a cat “belonging to another.” Prompted by this case, the
law was changed on Sept. 1 to include all cats, regardless of ownership.
Ms. Santell argued that because Mr. Newland had named, fed and given the cat bedding
and toys, the cat belonged to him and was not feral.
Mr. Stevenson’s lawyer, Tad Nelson, admitted in his opening statement that his client went
to the San Luis Pass toll bridge with “an intent to kill.” but that he had planned to kill a
wild animal that was preying on endangered piping plovers. “This man has dedicated his
whole life to birds,” Mr. Nelson said, pointing at Mr. Stevenson.
The case has prompted emotional commentary on the Internet. Cat enthusiast blogs have
called Mr. Stevenson a “murderous fascist” and a “diabolical monster.” Birding blogs have
defended his right to dispense with a “terrible menace” and have set up funds to help pay
for his defense.
In an interview in a courthouse elevator during a break in the trial, Mr. Stevenson said
heatedly that cat fanciers who have condemned him and sent him hateful correspondence
“think birds are nothing but sticks.” “This is about wild species disappearing from your
planet,” he said, adding, “I did what I had to do.”
Testimony followed from police officers and the veterinarian who performed the autopsy
on Mama Cat, a white and gray tabby mix. The jurors were shown several photographs of
the bloodied cat, reminiscent of an episode of “CSI: Miami.”
Pictures of the crime scene showed trays of cat food, blankets and cat toys hanging from
strings under the bridge. The .22-caliber rifle Mr. Stevenson used to kill the cat along with
his magazine full of Remington hollow-point bullets were also on display.
The prosecution and defense wrangled repeatedly about whether witnesses could
accurately assess the cat’s state of mind.
“He’s not qualified to know what the cat was feeling,” said Mr. Nelson, when a police
officer, John P. Bertolino Sr., testified that the cat was in terrible pain when he arrived at
the crime scene. The cat died en route to a Humane Society facility.
The trial, which is expected to take a week, had few spectators save a handful of bird
lovers and cat lovers who sat on opposite sides of the courtroom. One side nodded
emphatically at Ms. Santell’s arguments, and the other nodded whenever Mr. Nelson
objected.
“How people feel about the trial depends on who you talk to,” said Victor Lang, a local
historian, adding that bird-watchers and cat fanciers obviously had the strongest views.
Though others may argue passionately about whether Mr. Stevenson should be punished,
Mr. Lang said he did not have strong feelings about the case.
“But you see, I’m a dog person,” he said. “If he had shot a dog, then I’d be more upset.”
This has to be the biggest waste of taxpayer funding I've ever heard of. Slap the guy with a $25 fine for not cleaning up his mess and let him go! I hope the attorney general gets canned for frivolous prosecution.
Feral cats kill 3-5 million songbirds every year. They are not native to North America and are not "natural" to the habitat.
Kill 'em all.
-b0b
(...would kill a feral cat on his property.)
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Reply #1276 - Nov 15
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I very much dislike cats, I would have shot it...and I don't even care about the birds.
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Reply #1277 - Nov 15
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spanky wrote
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I very much dislike cats, I would have shot it...and I don't even care about the birds.
Yeah, I don't either, but it makes my position sound a little bit more supportable.
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Reply #1278 - Nov 16
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HOUSTON (AP) - Houston police have begun their third day of searching the rubble of a demolished hotel for any sign that someone may have been in the building when it was imploded.
Police say amateur video appeared to show a figure inside the 13-story Crowne Plaza Hotel seconds before the implosion southwest of downtown Houston. However, officials have been unable to confirm that the movement was human.
Workers in the adjacent Texas Medical Center also reported seeing someone enter the building just before the explosions began.
Investigators asked the demolition company to stop work and began a search of the site Tuesday after receiving the video. Cherry Demolition says all of its workers are accounted for and told police they searched the building twice before the implosion.
The hotel was imploded Sunday as part of a planned demolition project.
Best prank ever!
"Hey Toby I forgot my wrench up on four, go grab it for me will ya."
"Sure, sure we'll wait for ya to come down...."
-b0b
(...thinks if he was in there when it 'sploded, he's still there.)
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Reply #1279 - Nov 27
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24 await deportation in immigration sting
11/26/2007
News 8 Austin Staff
http://www.news8austin.com/content/your_news/default.asp?ArID=195839
Twenty-four undocumented immigrants were removed from an apartment building in North Austin on Sunday afternoon.
The men, women and four children were found in a duplex in the Interstate 35 - Rundberg area.
Officials believe the immigrants arrived at the residence Sunday morning. They were all taken to Austin's Immigration and Customs Enforcement investigation center for questioning.
ICE says 10 have already been deported to Mexico and 14 are still in custody.
Neighbors say they've noticed a lot of activity at the residence involved over the past six months.
"I've seen a lot of people coming in and out, different sorts of hours. I don't know what's going on, but late at night people are coming and going," neighbor Jeanette Martinez said.
The Austin Police Department and ICE continue to investigate.
The adults in custody could face misdemeanor charges of illegal entry, which carries a possible fine of $500 or six months in jail.
Wow, 24 people in one apartment? I guess I should stop complaining about how little room Meredith and I have!
24 down, 19,999,976 to go!
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(...thinks they must've been stacked like cord wood.)
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Reply #1280 - Nov 29
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, 2007 at 4:17pm
May I present to you the funniest article I've read in quite some time: The nine most bad-ass Bible verses.
http://www.cracked.com/article_15699_9-most-badass-bible-verses.html
I can almost guarantee that you'll be laughing out loud by the time you're done reading this, so don't read it at work!
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Reply #1281 - Nov 29
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, 2007 at 4:28pm
May I present to you the funniest article I've read in quite some time: The nine most bad-ass Bible verses.
http://www.cracked.com/article_15699_9-most-badass-bible-verses.html
I can almost guarantee that you'll be laughing out loud by the time you're done reading this, so don't read it at work!
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Reply #1282 - Nov 30
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115 fugitives, lured by gifts, arrested in El Paso sting
By Tammy Fonce-Olivas / El Paso Times
Article Launched: 11/20/2007 12:00:00 AM MST
The promise of a television, an Xbox video game console and other prizes led to the arrests of more than 100 people sought on warrants linked to violent crimes or drug charges, police Chief Richard Wiles announced Monday.
Wiles said the arrests took place Nov. 5-9 under a warrant roundup executed by El Paso police and the U.S. Marshal's Office in El Paso.
People wanted on criminal warrants were led to believe that they had won a prize. When they showed up to claim their prize, they were arrested.
The ruse resulted in 115 arrests and the clearing of 129 warrants for various serious offenses such as drug charges, illegal entry charges and violent crimes. The effort also resulted in the collection of $25,686 in outstanding traffic fines.
"We are very pleased with this operation. This is the kind of operation that really benefits the community of El Paso," Wiles said. "I think it is important for the citizens of El Paso to know what the Police Department is doing and what the U.S. Marshal's Office is doing because we do take these outstanding warrants very seriously and we want to put the resources into getting these people behind bars," Wiles said.
U.S. Marshal's Office supervisor Gerry Payan said about 50 officers were involved in the operation, including members of the Lone Star Fugitive Task Force.
"Our goal is to try to keep El Paso safe and arrest as many fugitives as we can," Payan said.
Payan said the U.S. Marshal's Office teams up with police about
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four times a year to try to clear outstanding warrants.
This is the second time in three years that the two agencies have teamed up for a similar operation in which people wanted on criminal warrants were tricked into being arrested.
Wiles said the operation centered on a ruse to apprehend those sought on criminal charges because the more traditional arrest methods, such as going to a wanted person's home to make an arrest, had not worked.
Now that's what I call "thinking outside the box!" Good job, guys!
-b0b
(...is continually amazed at the stupidity of criminals.)
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Reply #1283 - Dec 3
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I thought this bit was interesting
http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2007-06-07-evolution-debate_N.htm
25% polled think evolution
and
creationism are true. What the heck? 2+2=4 and 5?
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Reply #1284 - Dec 3
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From the results of the poll, it looks like creationism won. Only 18% of respondents thought evolution was definitely true, while 44% thought it to be definitely false. On the other hand, 39% thought creationism was definitely true, and only 31% thought it definitely false.
In short, 44% of people are retards.
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Reply #1285 - Dec 3
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I'll agree with that 44% number...after all about 33% of Americans don't know the year that Sept. 11 happened. Could you just imagine in the 1950s having 1/3 of the American public not know what year Pearl Harbor was attacked?
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Reply #1286 - Dec 4
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Somebody on Arfcom posted this Craigslist personals ad. I think it might be Spanky's perfect woman.
http://tulsa.craigslist.org/w4m/496790994.html
-b0b
(...knows Spanky will have to think long and hard about that one.)
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Reply #1287 - Dec 4
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The title to that should read "woman in search of sugar daddy".
I should post one saying I need a woman between the ages of 23 and 35 (sorry thats the cut off), must be rich, able to cook, not want kids, and look like a supermodel.
Hey, it's worth a shot, look at what she posted.
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Reply #1288 - Dec 4
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Wow...she should realize that she's not going to find her perfect man now. She should just settle for anyone.
I like the, I was a Christian so you must be one just in case I change my mind.
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Reply #1289 - Dec 4
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I was a Christian so you must be one just in case I change my mind.
You know this makes perfect sense in a womans mind. *ducks*
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