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Reply #1125 - Jul 23rd, 2007 at 12:46pm
 
Balloon cops may soon help clear traffic jams!

http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2007/05/04/balloon-cops-may-clear-traffic-jams/


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Reply #1126 - Jul 24th, 2007 at 8:34am
 
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Cindy Sheehan Arrested


WASHINGTON -- Cindy Sheehan has been arrested at the U.S. Capitol for disorderly conduct.

The anti-war activist was taken into custody today inside Congressman John Conyers' office. She had spent an hour there imploring him to launch impeachment proceedings against President Bush and Vice President Cheney.

Sheehan said Conyers told her there weren't enough votes for impeachment to move forward. After the meeting, Sheehan said she would run against House Speaker Nancy Pelosi because the California Democrat has refused to even to try.

Sheehan and about 200 other protesters had walked to Conyers' office from Arlington National Cemetery.

Forty-five of Sheehan's fellow protesters also were arrested. A Capitol Police spokeswoman says after processing, the activists could each pay a 50-dollar fine to be released.


Suck it, Sheehan!  You know, I wouldn't really mind if she won Pelosi's seat.  Whereas Pelosi actually has some sway in Congress, Sheehan is so insane that she'll never stand a chance of having any real effect.

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Reply #1127 - Jul 24th, 2007 at 3:58pm
 
Watch out, Chuck Norris, here comes RAMBO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgKaAeGfOyA

I haven't watched the trailer with sound yet (since I'm at work), but it looks pretty cool.

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Reply #1128 - Jul 27th, 2007 at 2:41pm
 
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Ohio Sex Solicitors Ordered to Wear Chicken Suits
Friday, July 27, 2007

A Painesville, Ohio, judge known for dishing out quirky sentences is making no bones about what he sees as a fowl crime.

Municipal Judge Michael Cicconetti has ordered three men accused of soliciting prostitutes to wear chicken suits in lieu of a 30-day prison sentence, the Houston Chronicle reported.

Click here to read the Houston Chronicle report.

The alleged johns will also have to carry a sign saying, “No Chicken Ranch in Painesville,” a jab at the “World Famous Chicken Ranch” whorehouse in Nevada, the Houston Chronicle reported.

"We're trying to send a strong message that we won't tolerate this activity in the city," said Painesville probation supervisor David Washlock told the Chronicle.


Oh no!  Court-sponsored furries!

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Reply #1129 - Jul 27th, 2007 at 3:18pm
 
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Reply #1130 - Jul 27th, 2007 at 3:28pm
 
That is the most disturbing thing I've ever seen.

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Reply #1131 - Jul 29th, 2007 at 9:06pm
 
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Fatal Ending to Ariz. Exorcism Response       
Jul 29 05:45 PM US/Eastern
By PAUL DAVENPORT
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PHOENIX (AP) - Officers responding to a report of an exorcism on a young girl found her grandfather choking her and used stun guns to subdue the man, who later died, authorities said Sunday.

The 3-year-old girl and her mother, who was also in the room during the struggle between 49-year-old Ronald Marquez and officers, were hospitalized, police said. Their condition was unavailable.

The relative who called police said an exorcism had also been attempted Thursday.

"The purpose was to release demons from this very young child," Tranter said.

Officers arrived at the house Saturday and entered when they heard screaming coming from a bedroom, Sgt. Joel Tranter said.

A bed had been pushed up against the door; the officers pushed it open a few inches and saw Marquez choking his bloodied granddaughter, who was crying in pain and gasping, Tranter said.

A bloody, naked 19-year-old woman who police later determined to be Marquez's daughter and the girl's mother was in the room, chanting "something that was religious in nature," Tranter said.

The officers forced open the door enough for one to enter, leading to a struggle in which an officer used a stun gun on Marquez, Tranter said.

After the initial stun had no visible effect, another officer squeezed into the room and stunned him. The girl was freed and passed through the door to the relative, Tranter said.

Marquez was placed in handcuffs after a struggle with officers and initially appeared normal, but then stopped breathing, Tranter said. He could not be revived and was pronounced dead at a hospital.

Tranter declined to identify Marquez's daughter and granddaughter but said they lived in the house with Marquez.

The mother was not arrested, but police will consider criminal charges, Tranter said.

There was no phone listing at Ronald Marquez's address.


Now I'm no Bible scholar...well at least not at an accredited school...but I don't think Jesus ever busted out stun guns and/or choked people when He exorcised demons.  I also believe that if someone is to exorcise demons they might want to invoke Jesus...just a bit.  Since...ya know...STUN GUNS AND CHOKING DOESN'T SEEM TO WORK!!!

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Reply #1132 - Jul 30th, 2007 at 9:54am
 
They obviously weren't choking hard enough.

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Reply #1133 - Jul 30th, 2007 at 11:19am
 
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Grandfather dies after 'exorcism' on girl, police scuffle

PHOENIX, Arizona (AP) -- Officers responding to a report of an exorcism on a young girl found her grandfather choking her and used stun guns to subdue the man, who later died, authorities said Sunday.

The 3-year-old girl and her mother, who was also in the room during the struggle between 49-year-old Ronald Marquez and officers, were hospitalized, police said. Their condition was unavailable.

The relative who called police said an exorcism had also been attempted Thursday.

"The purpose was to release demons from this very young child," said Sgt. Joel Tranter.

Officers arrived at the house Saturday and entered when they heard screaming coming from a bedroom, Tranter said.

A bed had been pushed up against the door; the officers pushed it open a few inches and saw Marquez choking his bloodied granddaughter, who was crying in pain and gasping, Tranter said.

A bloody, naked 19-year-old woman who police later determined to be Marquez's daughter and the girl's mother was in the room, chanting "something that was religious in nature," Tranter said.

The officers forced open the door enough for one to enter, leading to a struggle in which an officer used a stun gun on Marquez, Tranter said.

After the initial stun had no visible effect, another officer squeezed into the room and stunned him. The girl was freed and passed through the door to the relative, Tranter said.

Marquez was placed in handcuffs after a struggle with officers and initially appeared normal, but then stopped breathing, Tranter said.

He could not be revived and was pronounced dead at a hospital.

The cause of death was not immediately known, and autopsy results probably will not be available for several weeks, Tranter said.

Tranter declined to identify Marquez's daughter and granddaughter but said they lived in the house with Marquez.

The mother was not arrested, but police will consider criminal charges, Tranter said.

There was no phone listing at Ronald Marquez's address.


Now if you were reporting this story would you just rehash the exact same article you did when you found out the little girl died and just change the first paragraph?  Or would you ask...ohhh....HOW DID A 49 Y/O MAN DIE IN THIS SITUATION?!  Umm excuse me officers?  Ya...how did this guy just all of a sudden die?!

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Reply #1134 - Jul 30th, 2007 at 11:48am
 
...heart attack?  I feel absolutely no remorse over that man's death.

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Reply #1135 - Jul 30th, 2007 at 12:38pm
 
No neither do I...I just feel that it's weird that the guy dies but they don't even say..."the cause of death has yet to be determined" or "the police beat the crap out of him so much his heart exploded"...something like that.

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Reply #1136 - Aug 2nd, 2007 at 8:13am
 
Have you guys heard about the bridge collapsing in Minneapolis last night?  Crazy stuff!

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Details are sketchy at this time, but it appears the bridge over Interstate 35W has collapsed onto West River Parkway and the Mississippi.

The debris from the bridge hit a semi truck which has now started on fire.

Pieces of the bridge are on the parkway, which was filled with bikers and pedestrians.


kstp.com/kstpImages/Bridge1.jpg

www.kare11.com/assetpool/images/0781193245_bridge_down_hd.jpg

That's really crazy.  I'll keep this thread updated as I find more information.

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Reply #1137 - Aug 2nd, 2007 at 8:35am
 
Apparently, the bridge was under construction at the time of the collapse.  It is reported that over fifty cars are in the river.

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Reply #1138 - Aug 2nd, 2007 at 9:02am
 
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Last update: August 01, 2007 – 7:34 PM

Kent Kobersteen, Minneapolis Tribune

The Interstate Hwy. 35W bridge over the Mississippi River collapsed during the evening rush hour Wednesday, dumping at least eight cars and a truck into the water and onto the land below, creating a horrific scene of damage, fire, smoke, injuries, frantic rescuers and terrified motorists.

It was not clear how many people might be hurt or killed, but witnesses said at least 20 cars were involved.

Multiple trauma victims -- some in critical condition -- have been taken to Hemmpein County Medical Center.

The crumpled green wreckage of the bridge lay on the east bank of the river, and a huge section of concrete roadway lay on the west bank. Down below in the river gorge, rescue workers scrambled to help people on the roadway that now lay in the gorge. Fires burned and black smoke rose billowed the wreckage.

Workers have been repairing the 40-year-old bridge’s surface as part of improvements along that stretch of the interstate.

Rescue workers were helping some people from cars in the river onto land.

People at the scene said the entire bridge collapsed, leaving part of the roadway submerged and part above water.

A number of people were walking around on the roadway that was not submerged.

Ramon Houge of St. Paul, was on his way home from work at Wells Fargo and was driving on the bridge when heard a rumbling noise, saw the ground collapse and cars go down. He said cars backed up as best they could and he parked in a construction zone and was finally able to turn around and drive off the bridge. “It didn’t seem like it was real,” he said. Traffic was bumper to bumper and hundreds of people would have been involved, he said, adding that he saw kids on a bus with blood on their faces.

Sarah Fahnhorst, who lives in an apartment a block away from the bridge, heard a huge thud and then “the entire building shook. It shook the ground.”

Emergency calls began flooding into Minneapolis' 911 center about people and cars dumped into the Mississippi River.

"Everybody's pretty much saying the same thing: That there's some people in the water" said Tashia Brown, a 911 operator.

She said one 911 caller said she could see the construction workers using a jackhammers when the bridge collapsed close to her car. "She saw it and she said she just gunned it and just made it out of there," Brown said.

Minneapolis police and fire, the Hennepin County Sheriff's Office, the Minnesota State Patrol and other agencies were responding.

Some callers were requesting ambulances, others said they had slight injuries but didn't know how to get off the bridge.

Amidst the rescue efforts, the Minnesota State Patrol said at 7 p.m. that the cause of the bridge collapse remained undetermined.

Traffic was being stopped at University Avenue from the North and Washington Avenue from the South.

The State Patrol was setting up a command post.

The arched bridge, which was built in 1967, rises about 64 feet above the river.

The collapse occurred at the end of rush hour, when cars were bumper to bumper in traffic, many trying to get to the Twins game, which was scheduled to be begin at 7:10 p.m. at the nearby Metrodome.

Area law enforcement, including the Hennepin County Sheriff's Office, had launched at least three boats to help with the rescues.


The local TV news feed, KSTP, is reporting 6 confirmed dead, 40 injured.

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Reply #1139 - Aug 2nd, 2007 at 9:13am
 
Here's the video of the collapse...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osocGiofdvc

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