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Reply #690 - Jun 30th, 2007 at 12:26am
 
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Reply #691 - Jul 2nd, 2007 at 1:18pm
 
A new job has required you to move to Portugal.  You find a lovely farmhouse set on a decent plot of land.  The place has been empty for 15 years...

While exploring your new property you find a large barn.  The door is padlocked and welded shut and it's all rusted solid.  So you grind the padlock and the welds off and...

www.intuh.net/barnfinds/afa70.htm


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Reply #692 - Jul 2nd, 2007 at 1:20pm
 
Holy......wow that guy got lucky.

I was going to say cast magic missiles but...find a butt load of old cars with no owners works too.

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Reply #693 - Jul 2nd, 2007 at 2:23pm
 
ewww sell all that eurotrash and get a good car.
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Reply #694 - Jul 2nd, 2007 at 2:44pm
 
Hey, there were a lot of nice American oldies, too!

For what it's worth, I'd also sell them all so that I could pay off the property purchase and buy a nice 1998 Jeep Grand Cherokee 5.9 Limited, and have some work done on it!

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Reply #695 - Jul 5th, 2007 at 10:10am
 
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By staff report
July 5, 2007
A 26-year-old local man was arrested Tuesday after allegedly hitting his brother with a garden gnome and a ladder, according to an arrest affidavit.

Johnathon Gesell, of the 3200 block of Southeast Pinto Street, faces charges including aggravated assault, criminal mischief and two counts of aggravated battery in connection with the 5:15 p.m. incident.

Gesell and his brother, James, reportedly began arguing before Johnathon hit James in the back with the gnome. After allegedly striking his brother with the lawn ornament, Johnathon Gesell allegedly punched his brother's girlfriend in the face and smashed part of the rear tail light and quarter panel on his brother's truck with a baseball bat.

Johnathon Gesell, who is listed as being unemployed, also allegedly hit his brother in the side with a ladder.


That's what happens when you screw with somebody's travel plans.  That gnome doesn't mess around.

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Reply #696 - Jul 5th, 2007 at 11:58am
 
Too bad he'll soon be taken out by Shatner and Nimoy from Priceline...you think that gnome doesn't mess around?  Try two actors who will always be known, for the most part, from just one show!
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Reply #697 - Jul 5th, 2007 at 4:50pm
 
Well, as long as it's not Sulu...

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Reply #698 - Jul 11th, 2007 at 9:39am
 
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GUATEMALA CITY, Guatemala  - A 330-foot-deep sinkhole killed at least two teenagers as it swallowed about a dozen homes early Friday and forced the evacuation of nearly 1,000 people in a crowded Guatemala City neighborhood. Officials blamed the sinkhole on recent rains and an underground sewage flow from a ruptured main. The pit emitted foul odors, loud noises and tremors, shaking the surrounding ground. A rush of water could be heard from its depths, and authorities feared it could widen or others could open up.

Rescue operations were on hold until a firefighter, suspended from a cable, could take video and photos above the hole and officials could use the documentation to decide how to proceed.


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HOLE-EE CRAP!  Real estate is really going down the hole in Guatemala!

That's a big freakin hole!  Imagine the bunker you could build in that thing!

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Reply #699 - Jul 11th, 2007 at 10:53am
 
Guatemalans are going to become MOLE PEOPLE!!!

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The pit emitted foul odors, loud noises and tremors, shaking the surrounding ground.


But enough about wes's mom, lets hear more about what happened in Guatemala.
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Reply #701 - Jul 11th, 2007 at 11:36am
 
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Reply #702 - Jul 12th, 2007 at 8:22pm
 
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Old Testament figure named on 2600-year-old tablet
By Dalya Alberge in London


THE British Museum yesterday hailed a discovery within a clay tablet in its collection as a breakthrough for biblical archeology - proof of the accuracy of the Old Testament.

The cuneiform inscription in a tablet dating from 595BC has been deciphered for the first time - revealing a reference to an official at the court of Nebuchadnezzar, king of Babylon, that proves the historical existence of a figure mentioned in the Book of Jeremiah.

It is rare evidence in a non-biblical source of a real person, other than kings, featured in the Bible.

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The tablet names a Babylonian officer called Nebo-Sarsekim who, according to Jeremiah 39 was present in 587BC when Nebuchadnezzar "marched against Jerusalem with his whole army and laid siege to it".

The cuneiform inscription records how Nebo-Sarsekim lavished a gift of gold on the Temple of Esangila in the fabled city of Babylon, where, at least in folk tradition, Nebuchadnezzar is credited with building the Hanging Gardens, one of the Seven Wonders of the World.

British Museum staff are excited by the discovery.

Irving Finkel, assistant keeper in the Department of the Middle East, said: "A mundane commercial transaction takes its place as a primary witness to one of the turning points in Old Testament history.

"This is a tablet that deserves to be famous."

The discovery was made by Michael Jursa, associate professor at the University of Vienna, on a research trip to the museum.

"It's very exciting and very surprising," he said.

"Finding something like this tablet, where we see a person mentioned in the Bible making an everyday payment to the temple in Babylon and quoting the exact date, is quite extraordinary."

Since 1991, Dr Jursa has been visiting the museum to study a collection of more than 100,000 inscribed tablets - the world's largest holdings.

Cuneiform is the oldest known form of writing. During its 3000-year history, it was used to write about 15 languages, including Babylonian, Assyrian, Hittite and Urartian.

There are only a small number of scholars worldwide who can read cuneiform script.

One of them is Dr Jursa, who yesterday said the British Museum tablet was so well preserved that it took him just a couple of minutes to decipher.

This one - which is 5.5cm wide - was acquired by the British Museum in 1920, "but no one realised the connection," Dr Jursa said.

"They didn't really read it."

It was unearthed from the ancient city of Sippar, where there was a huge sun temple, about 2km from Baghdad.

On hearing of the discovery yesterday, Geza Vermes, the eminent emeritus professor of Jewish studies at the University of Oxford, said such a discovery revealed that "the Biblical story is not altogether invented".

"This will be interesting for religious people as much as historians," he said.


Blast that Bible!  Always getting things right!
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Reply #703 - Jul 12th, 2007 at 9:21pm
 
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On hearing of the discovery yesterday, Geza Vermes, the eminent emeritus professor of Jewish studies at the University of Oxford, said such a discovery revealed that "the Biblical story is not altogether invented".


Thanks for the vote of confidence, bud.

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Reply #704 - Jul 17th, 2007 at 2:31am
 
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/printer-friendly.asp?ARTICLE_ID=53859

A great list of all the female teachers who made the news for having sex with their students.

Ya there's no outcry or epidemic here like there was for the Catholic thing...South Park had it right...no one cares if it's a woman and a young, underage guy.

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