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Interesting News Article Thread
Dec 1^st, 2005 at 7:59pm

I'm starting this because some links just can't be classified as randomly stupid. "Interesting" on the other hand is a conveniently ambiguous adjective.

So let me start off...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051130/od_nm/pope_limbo_dc

The Pope giveth and the Pope taketh away.

So where exactly are they going to put all of the babies that are already in limbo?

/loves Catholicism *cough*

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MediaMaster GeekCrew Administrator FTP Server Offline Holy Xenu! Posts: 1884 Detroit Gender:	Re: Interesting News Article Thread Reply #1 - Dec 1^st, 2005 at 8:48pm Yea Catholicism... wooo. Question : Where do people go when they die now? Are we not judged until the End, when everyone has already come back and had a chance? That we stand before Jesus on his throne? Revelation puts that event at the end of the 1000 years. So what happens when you die now?
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X Post Whore FTP Server Offline Truth Is Treason, In The Empire Of Lies Posts: 3903 Gender:	Re: Interesting News Article Thread Reply #2 - Dec 1^st, 2005 at 11:17pm Umm I just want to say that I posted this story first in the stupidity post...for good reason X (Gives credit where credit is due)
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b0b GeekCrew Administrator FTP Server Offline The revolution will not be televised. Posts: 7464 Battle Creek, Michigan Gender:	Re: Interesting News Article Thread Reply #3 - Dec 1^st, 2005 at 11:43pm Yeah. It definitely qualifies as Random (after nearly 700 years) Stupidity (because... it just is). I can't believe that Mr. Pope would open his church to this kind of scrutiny. -b0b (...talked about this at class tonight.)
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Marie GeekCrew Hax0r Offline Posts: 291 Centreville, Michigan Gender:	Re: Interesting News Article Thread Reply #4 - Dec 2^nd, 2005 at 10:26am Oops, sorry Pat! I've been behind on my reading...
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Reply #5 - Dec 2^nd, 2005 at 11:34am

He he. No prob. I just love making fun of the Catholics.

Also answerings Briney's question about where we go when we die right now.

People who've excepted Jesus go to heaven and people who haven't go to hell. Now, you must remember that heaven exists out of space and time so "waiting" for the End Times probably means nothing. Now during the end times you are right. We will stand before the throne of God in the New Jeruselum and find out if we are in the Book or Life and Jesus' Book of Life. Now, the dead will retain their old original bodies, the people who were Raptured come back down with Christ, and the people Left Behind...they just walk up. Now if you are found to be in Jesus' Book of Life, you are set. If you are not, you're name is blotted out of the other Book of Life, containing all those personages who've ever lived. The people who are in, reign with God on earth for the 1,000 years, stuff takes place that I won't go into, at which time we will enter the New Heaven. The people who've been in Hell and are sentenced their because of their unbelief will go to join Satan in the Like of Fire for eternity.

I hope I've answered the question well enough and accurately, although I am ALWAYS up for being critqued.

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Reply #6 - Dec 2^nd, 2005 at 1:33pm

The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled at the Vatican, he takes them into the meeting hall and states, "I have some really fantastic news and some very terrible news." Of course, all the cardinals want to hear the good news first, so the Pope tells them, "Jesus Christ has returned to the world. The time of judgement is at hand, and our faith in his existence is justified."

After the commotion dies down a bit, one of the cardinals speaks up, asking what the terrible news is. The Pope replies, "He was calling from Salt Lake City."

-b0b
(...snickers.)

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X Post Whore FTP Server Offline Truth Is Treason, In The Empire Of Lies Posts: 3903 Gender:	Re: Interesting News Article Thread Reply #8 - Dec 5^th, 2005 at 9:59pm http://www.breitbart.com/news/2005/12/05/051206001323.v7bezwpo.html OMFG tell me that doesn't look like a dinosaur to you?! Also how can they tell it's a mammal if it's a mystery animal? X
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b0b GeekCrew Administrator FTP Server Offline The revolution will not be televised. Posts: 7464 Battle Creek, Michigan Gender:	Re: Interesting News Article Thread Reply #9 - Dec 5^th, 2005 at 10:12pm Fake. -b0b (...said so, so it must be true.)
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X Post Whore FTP Server Offline Truth Is Treason, In The Empire Of Lies Posts: 3903 Gender:	Re: Interesting News Article Thread Reply #10 - Dec 6^th, 2005 at 6:35pm So I was looking at the picture of this "dino" the wrong way...what I thought was the head is really the tail of some new "cat-like spiecies"...sorry I'm a moron. X
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b0b GeekCrew Administrator FTP Server Offline The revolution will not be televised. Posts: 7464 Battle Creek, Michigan Gender:	Re: Interesting News Article Thread Reply #11 - Dec 7^th, 2005 at 8:55am Good job, guy. -b0b (...applauds.)
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MediaMaster GeekCrew Administrator FTP Server Offline Holy Xenu! Posts: 1884 Detroit Gender:	Re: Interesting News Article Thread Reply #12 - Dec 8^th, 2005 at 11:34am http://www.alias.com/eng/etc/fake_or_foto/index.html Fake or Photo? I got 10 outta 10, then 4 outta 4 bonus wee! Can't fool me you sneaky animators.
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b0b GeekCrew Administrator FTP Server Offline The revolution will not be televised. Posts: 7464 Battle Creek, Michigan Gender:	Re: Interesting News Article Thread Reply #13 - Dec 8^th, 2005 at 12:21pm How is that a news article? I scored seven out of ten. Not bad for someone with the artistic skills of a four year old! -b0b (...draws stick figures.)
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