The Geek Crew - What do YOU need?

Marie

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What do YOU need?
Oct 29^th, 2005 at 11:47pm

Here's a fun game:
Do a Google search for "(your name) needs" and post your favorite results!

Some of mine...
Marie needs needs a bigger chest to win in '08.
Marie needs help to eat, brush her teeth, and to dress.
Marie needs a lot of attention and Luke is willing to give it to her.
Marie needs a vacation from her holiday.
Marie needs to relocate and keep her pregnancy confidential.
Marie needs to get a new hobby like skeet shooting.

Some other fun ones:
Wes needs a wider platform.
James needs a hat.
James needs your coke.
James needs to be protected from development.
James needs to have access to a DNS server for domain resolution.
All James needs is a trusty gun and a beautiful girl.

Try it...it's spiffy!

(By the way, when am I due, what is skeet shooting, and who is Luke and where can I find him?)

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Stick Wootzor von Leetenhaxor FTP Server Offline Stick is back Posts: 501 Michgan Gender:	Re: What do YOU need? Reply #1 - Oct 30^th, 2005 at 1:36pm Nicolas needs to check with Hayano-san the radiation level to which the components will be exposed at the ATF. Nick needs meds.
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Cait GeekCrew Hax0r Offline Winter is Coming. Giggity. Posts: 380 Pittsburgh, PA Gender:	Re: What do YOU need? Reply #2 - Oct 30^th, 2005 at 2:39pm cait needs... a diet a double dose a bit of inspiration to grow and develop her own sence of self (true) some time (def. true) a woman she can talk with money fast to have support from senators to break free
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Re: What do YOU need?
Reply #3 - Oct 30^th, 2005 at 8:06pm

"Patrick needs to see, Robin Williams" Smiley

Hopefully, not naked in all his hairy splendor.

"Patrick needs to change style" Smiley

But he's so superFLY! Smiley

"Patrick Needs You!" Smiley

Baby

"Patrick needs your help acquiring penicillin ..." Smiley

To stave off all the mercury in people's body from flu shots

"Patrick needs to win a race to keep from becoming a pretty
face" Smiley

It's soo true!

"Patrick needs to idenmtify himself with a few issues and positions that are the
opposite of what one would expect from a progrssive." Smiley

He's a Communist!

"Patrick needs to realize what a great catch he is and take some risks" Smiley

*Tears* You like me...you really like me!!

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In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king. - Max Payne

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The_Fat_Man Wootzor von Leetenhaxor FTP Server Offline Grand High Overlard Posts: 910 Colorado Springs, Colorado Gender:	Re: What do YOU need? Reply #4 - Oct 31^st, 2005 at 12:03am The only one I found interesting was. Wesley needs to be put into stasis or thrown into the nearest singularity. (Go go Star Trek!)
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Re: What do YOU need?
Reply #5 - Oct 31^st, 2005 at 1:21am

Jason needs:
... to shut up.
... to shut the **** up.
... a real woman. (lol)
... loving too, you know
... to remain in therapy. (cackle)
... a red hot story to have a shot at the job.
... to broadcast from remote places in the world.
... to get together with the Comcast billing department. (...um. Do I?)
... to go to Liverpool next week to test fit and understand support of Interconnects.
... to tell the people at Tommy if he wants to do anything radical to his appearance.
... to change his name to something that begins with the letter "T"
... one more surgical procedure. He's getting tubes placed in his ears to help drain fluid, which should help his hearing ability

... the Golden Fleece.

~BRiney

lol'ed on that last one.

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b0b GeekCrew Administrator FTP Server Offline The revolution will not be televised. Posts: 7464 Battle Creek, Michigan Gender:	Re: What do YOU need? Reply #6 - Nov 7^th, 2005 at 11:34am You should've put that on a separate thread. I'd love to comment on that one! -b0b (...woohoo!)
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MediaMaster GeekCrew Administrator FTP Server Offline Holy Xenu! Posts: 1884 Detroit Gender:	Re: What do YOU need? Reply #7 - Nov 7^th, 2005 at 1:32pm hehe i was searching for Patrick's name and found this google cache from the old forum Smallest book every written...that's easy. A PICTORIAL OF THE thingy OF PATRICK <redacted> - by James Rogers
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b0b GeekCrew Administrator FTP Server Offline The revolution will not be televised. Posts: 7464 Battle Creek, Michigan Gender:	Re: What do YOU need? Reply #8 - Nov 7^th, 2005 at 1:54pm Wow, I only vaguely remember that. Who made that post? -b0b (...boggles.)
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X Post Whore FTP Server Offline Truth Is Treason, In The Empire Of Lies Posts: 3903 Gender:	Re: What do YOU need? Reply #9 - Nov 7^th, 2005 at 2:11pm It was the smallest book ever...three page fold out and pop up. X (Bad da tsh)
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MediaMaster GeekCrew Administrator FTP Server Offline Holy Xenu! Posts: 1884 Detroit Gender:	Re: What do YOU need? Reply #10 - Nov 7^th, 2005 at 2:46pm It was in the thread "22 Shortest Books Ever Written" and Fatman made that post. This was when the pezmasterelite was posting, so it was a while back hehe.
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b0b GeekCrew Administrator FTP Server Offline The revolution will not be televised. Posts: 7464 Battle Creek, Michigan Gender:	Re: What do YOU need? Reply #11 - Nov 7^th, 2005 at 2:56pm Speaking of Andrew, where the heck is he at, anyway? -b0b (...wonders.)
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