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Title: I Am MacGyver
Post by b0b on Jun 30^th, 2009 at 6:28pm

I'm sitting here in a hotel in DC bored out of my skull. I inadvertently ordered two entreés from the local Chinese restaurant last night, and I certainly couldn't eat it all. I stored the remains in the minibar (schwing!) to keep them cold.

Now I'm hungry, but I have a dilemma. I don't have a microwave. Fortunately, the containers are waterproof and the showers (yes, two of 'em!) in my hotel room are insanely, ridiculously hot. If I throw the containers in the shower for 30 minutes with the water cranked to inferno, do you think my food will get hot enough to eat?

-b0b
(...is going to try it.)

Title: Re: I Am MacGyver
Post by b0b on Jun 30^th, 2009 at 6:29pm

I'm also having a moral dilemma. I'm on the fifth floor and I have a balcony. Directly under my balcony is a ridiculously overpriced BMW.

Should I hock a loogey on it?

-b0b
(...ponders the great questions in life.)

Title: Re: I Am MacGyver
Post by Briney on Jun 30^th, 2009 at 7:02pm

Quote:

Should I hock a loogey on it?

...yes of course, you are only trying to spitshine the birdpoo off of the car. Nice job, citizen!

Title: Re: I Am MacGyver
Post by X on Jul 1^st, 2009 at 2:04am

Take the food and dump it on the car!!! Or eat the food, process it, and "render" the remains on the car!

Title: Re: I Am MacGyver
Post by b0b on Jul 1^st, 2009 at 7:16am

It is my sad duty to report that Operation Ghetto Heater was a failure.

-b0b
(...wanted more egg rolls anyway.)

Title: Re: I Am MacGyver
Post by b0b on Jul 1^st, 2009 at 8:21pm

TSA sucks. That is all.

-b0b
(...hates typing on mobile phones.)