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Title: Earth Day!
Post by b0b on Apr 22^nd, 2008 at 9:03am

Today is Earth Day. How are you guys going to celebrate?

I'm going to do what I do every Earth Day: head to the nearest strip mine and barbecue a bald eagle over a tire fire.

-b0b
(...screw Earth. Who needs it?)

Title: Re: Earth Day!
Post by X on Apr 22^nd, 2008 at 9:14am

I figure I'd go for a bigger run than I usually do. After all, this would make me have a bigger carbon footprint and thus contribute to global warming more. It's been getting kinda cool here, so I want some Florida weather!

X

Title: Re: Earth Day!
Post by b0b on Apr 22^nd, 2008 at 9:19am

How does running make you have a bigger carbon footprint?

Weak sauce!

-b0b
(...tire fire!)

Title: Re: Earth Day!
Post by X on Apr 22^nd, 2008 at 10:02am

You breath more thus taking in more oxygen and expelling greater amounts of carbon.

Do you need a diagram because you don't know what running is, fatty?

X
(Can I get a Burn from the crowd?)

Title: Re: Earth Day!
Post by b0b on Apr 22^nd, 2008 at 10:11am

Hey, I can run at least ten feet before the wheezing gets really bad!

Besides, why run when you can drive a Jeep Grand Gas-Guzzler instead?

-b0b
(...15.7MPG, ohhhh yeah!)

Title: Re: Earth Day!
Post by spanky on Apr 22^nd, 2008 at 10:29am

Well on sunday I put 120 miles on my car...and I really didn't have anywhere to go. It's a celebration, bitches!

Pat you really shouldn't make fun of fat people. If we were in a plane that went down in canada (frigid I know) you skinny bitches would be the first to die...either by cold or wes' mom getting hungery.

PS. Good burn!

Title: Re: Earth Day!
Post by Briney on Apr 22^nd, 2008 at 10:50am

we dont have enough meat on our bones... the large people will eat each other while we create a means of escape leaving everyone else to their doom!

Title: Re: Earth Day!
Post by b0b on Apr 22^nd, 2008 at 11:08am

Never underestimate the speed of a fat white guy. Once you get all that flubber moving in one direction, nothing short of a freight train is going to stop it.

-b0b
(...choo choo!)

Title: Re: Earth Day!
Post by X on Apr 22^nd, 2008 at 11:13am

Quote:

If we were in a plane that went down in canada (frigid I know) you skinny bitches would be the first to die

Not unless I hollow you out like a tan tan and wait for rescue.

X

Title: Re: Earth Day!
Post by spanky on Apr 22^nd, 2008 at 11:20am

And I thought spanky smelled bad on the outside!

Title: Re: Earth Day!
Post by b0b on Apr 22^nd, 2008 at 11:26am

spanky wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2008 at 11:20am:

And I thought spanky smelled bad on the outside!

Title: Re: Earth Day!
Post by spanky on Apr 22^nd, 2008 at 2:14pm

Bob pukes smiley faces...freaking hippie.

Title: Re: Earth Day!
Post by b0b on Apr 22^nd, 2008 at 2:49pm

That would be awesome. I could make the freak show circuit and visit Wes at the carnival.

-b0b
(...wonders if Wes is still a carnie?)

Title: Re: Earth Day!
Post by b0b on Apr 22^nd, 2008 at 3:11pm

On a side note, it also happens to be Lenin's birthday. How appropriate.

-b0b
(...meh.)

Title: Re: Earth Day!
Post by Stick on Apr 22^nd, 2008 at 5:06pm

Happy birthday Jon.

Stick
(har har..)