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Title: For the Love of All That is Holy
Post by b0b on Aug 9^th, 2007 at 4:24pm

-b0b
(...wishes he was kidding.)

Title: Re: For the Love of All That is Holy
Post by spanky on Aug 9^th, 2007 at 4:49pm

Ferrari can blow me!

btw, Hoff FTW!

Title: Re: For the Love of All That is Holy
Post by b0b on Aug 9^th, 2007 at 4:54pm

Actually, that's a Koenigsegg. Newb.

-b0b
(...thinks it should be a Trans Am, though.)

Title: Re: For the Love of All That is Holy
Post by spanky on Aug 9^th, 2007 at 5:09pm

well then Koenigsegg can blow me...steal the cobra motor, those bastards!

Title: Re: For the Love of All That is Holy
Post by Stick@school on Aug 10^th, 2007 at 8:50am

dude, koenigs have honeycomb carbon fiber frames. Their motors aren't super impressive but they are light as a feather.

Title: Re: For the Love of All That is Holy
Post by b0b on Aug 10^th, 2007 at 9:08am

Which means they make really cool explosions when they hit something...

-b0b
(...like mice.)

Title: Re: For the Love of All That is Holy
Post by spanky on Aug 10^th, 2007 at 9:11am

Aren't impressive? Look up the 2003 terminator cobra. 800hp from a stock internals ford motor...

Title: Re: For the Love of All That is Holy
Post by b0b on Aug 10^th, 2007 at 9:14am

I want a Terminator.

430HP from the factory!

-b0b
(...would kill any of you to get one.)

Title: Re: For the Love of All That is Holy
Post by Stick@school on Aug 10^th, 2007 at 11:09am

not impressive......

Title: Re: For the Love of All That is Holy
Post by b0b on Aug 10^th, 2007 at 11:11am

I bet I'd beat any car you might own!

-b0b
(...let's race!)

Title: Re: For the Love of All That is Holy
Post by Stick@school on Aug 10^th, 2007 at 11:13am

A corvette probably costs hardly a nickle more than that car and has 500bhp

you talking to me bob? Does my motorcycle count? 12.35 sec 1/4 mile @ 115mph

Title: Re: For the Love of All That is Holy
Post by b0b on Aug 10^th, 2007 at 12:16pm

No, it doesn't count. That's why I said car.

-b0b
(...knew you would try that!)

Title: Re: For the Love of All That is Holy
Post by spanky on Aug 10^th, 2007 at 12:54pm

will it beat a corvette?....

corvettes are for people in their 90's wanting to spend their social security checks before they die.

currently corvettes are selling for $30 grand more than the shelby GT500 (well thats if you want your OMG500HP!?!?! one...)
and in the quarter mile it is 0.1 seconds faster than the mustang. The shelby not only beats it in handling and the road course, but with a $75 supercharger pully upgrade beats it in the quarter by 0.2+ seconds!

By the way, all this info I used on the corvette is from what they think the next Z06 will be running with the upgraded LS7 aluminum drivetrain.

And 12.35 on a bike? Yeah have fun with that deathwish you got there.

Edit: almost forgot! 2003 Cobras started out at $37000 and the Z06 at $69000...if that is a nickle to you can I have 2?

Title: Re: For the Love of All That is Holy
Post by X on Aug 10^th, 2007 at 9:38pm

The main point we all seem to be missing is that this isn't KIT. And if Mr. Feeney doesn't do the voice of the Cylon car (look at it...it's such a Cylon) then I refuse to watch it.

AND LISTEN UP MOVIE INDUSTRY...I DON'T CARE IF YOU USE THE HOFF IN IT OR NOT...JUST DON'T PUT MARK F(**(#*IN WALLBURG IN IT OKAY?! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!

X

Title: Re: For the Love of All That is Holy
Post by The_Fat_Man on Aug 14^th, 2007 at 2:05am

You so know that Briney is whacking it 3 times a day at the thought of seeing Hoff in action again.

Title: Re: For the Love of All That is Holy
Post by b0b on Aug 14^th, 2007 at 7:30am

Don't worry, Briney gets to see The Hoff in action every night.

-b0b
(...zing!)

Title: Re: For the Love of All That is Holy
Post by X on Aug 14^th, 2007 at 10:08am

Only 3 times?!...man...he cut back... A LOT!

Title: Re: For the Love of All That is Holy
Post by spanky on Dec 13^th, 2007 at 1:34pm

Bob you lied to me!! They announced that KITT will be a GT500KR, King of the road baby!

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Title: Re: For the Love of All That is Holy
Post by spanky on Dec 13^th, 2007 at 2:25pm

Just saw another picture of KITT, the person who thought that wing on the back was a good idea should be shot...along with his parents for raising him that way.

Title: Re: For the Love of All That is Holy
Post by b0b on Dec 13^th, 2007 at 3:03pm

What about that retarded grill? It looks like some four-year old got hopped up on crack and cut that thing out of a piece of spray-painted cardboard.

I'm glad they changed to a domestic vehicle, and the Mustang is naturally the car of choice. I found another tiny picture of the KITT 'stang on the Interwebs...

-b0b
(...cheers.)

Title: Re: For the Love of All That is Holy
Post by spanky on Dec 13^th, 2007 at 3:20pm

I'm all hopped up on mountain dew! You best be quite before I scissor kick you in the head old man!

Title: Re: For the Love of All That is Holy
Post by b0b on Dec 13^th, 2007 at 4:02pm

For the record, Hoff is working on the movie as a creative director and he'll have a cameo of some sort. He tried to get Orlando Bloom to play the lead role, but Bloom turned it down.

How gay does a movie have to be to have Orlando Freakin' Bloom turn it down? You'd think he would kill to be in a Hoff movie.

-b0b
(...thinks Briney must be chomping at the bit to see this one.)

Title: Re: For the Love of All That is Holy
Post by spanky on Dec 13^th, 2007 at 4:37pm

Quote:

He tried to get Orlando Bloom to play the lead role, but Bloom turned it down.

This made the movie better in my mind. And I will be seeing it for the real star, the KR.

Title: Re: For the Love of All That is Holy
Post by X on Dec 14^th, 2007 at 2:37am

Maybe Bloom had a script where he falls out of another helicopter...or he tries to convince us he isn't a wussy fairy (I mean that as the magical pixie who have no muscle mass).

Hoff will actually reprise his role, but as an older Knight Rider.

Did any of you have the KR game for the NES? When I got my first NES...that's the game it came with. It was so hard and I just wanted to kill myself waiting through those talking sections (not as bad as Artaxarx or whatever it's called...14 minutes to get through all the talking parts!)

X

Title: Re: For the Love of All That is Holy
Post by b0b on Dec 14^th, 2007 at 9:09am

spanky wrote on Dec 13^th, 2007 at 4:37pm:

I will be seeing it for the real star, the KR Hoff.

Fixed it for you.

Quote:

Did any of you have the KR game for the NES?

Yeah, I've still got it. It's one of the five games I ever owned for the NES.

I don't remember the talking scenes, but I do remember it being extraordinarily difficult and I never beat the game. Of course, I don't think I've played it since I was eight, so it might not be as difficult as I remember.

I don't remember much about the plot, but wasn't Hoff trying to save his daughter from kidnappers or something?

-b0b
(...always ran into other cars on accident.)