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Title: Which Star Trek Captain Would You Serve Under?
Post by b0b on Jun 21^st, 2007 at 3:20pm

It should be obvious that the only possible answer to this poll is Captain Jean Luc Picard, but I thought I'd throw it out there for you guys anyway.

-b0b
(...Picard for t3h w1n!)

Title: Re: Which Star Trek Captain Would You Serve Under?
Post by X on Jun 21^st, 2007 at 4:09pm

Archer would def be my second choice....Janeway....last

X

Title: Re: Which Star Trek Captain Would You Serve Under?
Post by b0b on Jun 21^st, 2007 at 4:23pm

Janeway was a liberal douchebag.

If you plan on serving under Kirk, I certainly hope you don't wear a red shirt.

-b0b
(...knows that Ensign Ricky never returns from the planet's surface.)

Title: Re: Which Star Trek Captain Would You Serve Under?
Post by X on Jun 21^st, 2007 at 4:34pm

Well if you serve under Picard I hope you're not his first security officer!

Title: Re: Which Star Trek Captain Would You Serve Under?
Post by spanky on Jun 21^st, 2007 at 4:38pm

Haha Tasha Yarrrrrrrrrr had sex with Data!!!

Yeah picard all the way. Kirk can kiss my butt!

Title: Re: Which Star Trek Captain Would You Serve Under?
Post by b0b on Jun 21^st, 2007 at 4:49pm

You know, if Seven of Nine was promoted to Captain, I'm sure you could find an awful lot of guys to serve "under" her, if you know what I mean.

-b0b
(...wink wink, nudge nudge.)

Title: Re: Which Star Trek Captain Would You Serve Under?
Post by spanky on Jun 21^st, 2007 at 4:51pm

hell yeah I would ruin her night! But she would have to bring the borg implants *dreams*

Title: Re: Which Star Trek Captain Would You Serve Under?
Post by b0b on Jun 21^st, 2007 at 4:57pm

You know she's probably into hardcore BDSM. She'd take you to Club Vandersexx and make you pronounce FLÜGGÅƏNK∂€ČHIŒβØL∫Ê.

-b0b
(...Lucy Lawless, anyone?)

Title: Re: Which Star Trek Captain Would You Serve Under?
Post by spanky on Jun 21^st, 2007 at 5:06pm

Never say that word, I have seen the movie and I know the carnage it causes!

But in any case, Jerry Ryan is 10 times hotter than Lucy Lawless!

(...and it is Vandersexxx you noob!)

Title: Re: Which Star Trek Captain Would You Serve Under?
Post by b0b on Jun 21^st, 2007 at 8:47pm

It's Jeri Ryan. Get it right or pay the price!

Oh well, I should've expected that you'd swap her name out for the male spelling. We'll chalk it up as a Freudian slip.

-b0b
(...runs away.)

Title: Re: Which Star Trek Captain Would You Serve Under?
Post by Briney on Jun 21^st, 2007 at 9:47pm

Picard all the way baby!

Title: Re: Which Star Trek Captain Would You Serve Under?
Post by spanky on Jun 22^nd, 2007 at 8:16am

oh you can just bite me bob, Jeri or Jerry it all sounds the same.

Title: Re: Which Star Trek Captain Would You Serve Under?
Post by b0b on Jun 22^nd, 2007 at 9:07am

spanky wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2007 at 8:16am:

oh you can just bite me bob, Jeri or Jerry it all sounds the same.

Just wait until you get her name wrong in bed!

-b0b
(...snickers.)

Title: Re: Which Star Trek Captain Would You Serve Under?
Post by b0b on Jun 22^nd, 2007 at 9:08am

MediaMaster wrote on Jun 21^st, 2007 at 9:47pm:

Picard all the way baby!

Heck yeah! Picard can pilot my ship any day!

-b0b
(...Picard is the winner, hands down!)

Title: Re: Which Star Trek Captain Would You Serve Under?
Post by spanky on Jun 22^nd, 2007 at 9:54am

Quote:

Picard can pilot my ship any day!

haha bobs a homo

Title: Re: Which Star Trek Captain Would You Serve Under?
Post by b0b on Jun 22^nd, 2007 at 10:00am

Whatever, you'd be gay for Picard too. Don't lie.

-b0b
(...nods.)

Title: Re: Which Star Trek Captain Would You Serve Under?
Post by spanky on Jun 22^nd, 2007 at 10:05am

Hells no, I would do most anything he said yes...but with clothes on, I have to draw the line somewhere.

I have to keep what little dignity I have left.

Title: Re: Which Star Trek Captain Would You Serve Under?
Post by b0b on Jun 22^nd, 2007 at 2:25pm

Quote:

www.pr-inside.com/shatner-furious-over-star-trek-snub-r159974.htm

SHATNER FURIOUS OVER STAR TREK SNUB

Movie & Entertainment News provided by World Entertainment News Network (www.wenn.com)

2007-06-21 13:44:18 -

WILLIAM SHATNER is furious with STAR TREK movie bosses for failing to offer him a cameo role in the new film, according to reports.

The actor, who played Captain Kirk in the iconic TV show, is said to be "very upset and has been lobbying for a role" in Star Trek XI after learning his co-star Leonard Nimoy has been cast in a minor role, writes the New York Daily News.

Larry Thompson, Shatner's manager, refuted the allegations, saying, "I don't know that to be the case, so I can't comment." The movie, which will be directed by Lost producer and director J.J. Abrams, is slated to begin shooting later this year (07).

Isn't Shatner getting a bit rotund to be serving as a Starship captain?

You'd never see Patrick Stewart looking like that!

-b0b
(...suck it, Stewie!)

Title: Re: Which Star Trek Captain Would You Serve Under?
Post by b0b on Jun 22^nd, 2007 at 3:33pm

I found a leaked copy of his lines from the new film:

Quote:

KIRK: Stardate 2405.1. The ship seems cold. I complain but nobody will adjust the heat. My kids never call and the Doctor will not adjust my medication. I don't like the looks of that teenage kid next door. He plays loud music and always walks on my lawn. I must reply to Mr. Sulu's invitation to Brunch. Which reminds me, I need to get to the Starship Buffet before 4:55 or I miss the early bird special.

-b0b
(...alright, maybe not.)

Title: Re: Which Star Trek Captain Would You Serve Under?
Post by spanky on Jun 22^nd, 2007 at 3:33pm

pfft he is perfectly fit, in a santa claus kinda way

Title: Re: Which Star Trek Captain Would You Serve Under?
Post by b0b on Jun 22^nd, 2007 at 3:51pm

That's like saying Wes's mom is perfectly fit, in a killer whale kinda way.

-b0b
(...or a trash barge, for that matter.)