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Title: Breaking: Weirdness in Manhattan Post by b0b on Jan 8th, 2007 at 12:00pm
There's some kind of odd natural gas smell all over the city, with no origin yet known. Apparently, they can even smell it in the FOX news room.
-b0b (...weird.) |
Title: Re: Breaking: Weirdness in Manhattan Post by b0b on Jan 8th, 2007 at 12:03pm
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,242342,00.html
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-b0b (...thinks Taco Bell was having a two-for-one special.) |
Title: Re: Breaking: Weirdness in Manhattan Post by b0b on Jan 8th, 2007 at 12:03pm
Simultaneously, downtown Austin, Texas is closed because of a bunch of dead birds being discovered. Weirder yet!
-b0b (...keeps a close eye on things.) |
Title: Re: Breaking: Weirdness in Manhattan Post by b0b on Jan 8th, 2007 at 12:05pm
According to John Scott, some people are getting ill from the gas. Nausea and headaches are being recorded.
According to Glenn Beck, New York City has closed Radio City and some other buildings and the subways are either down or are possibly going down. -b0b (...hmms.) |
Title: Re: Breaking: Weirdness in Manhattan Post by b0b on Jan 8th, 2007 at 12:07pm Quote:
-b0b (...thinks it might be time to buy more ammo.) |
Title: Re: Breaking: Weirdness in Manhattan Post by b0b on Jan 8th, 2007 at 12:11pm
The smell is reportedly very strong around the Lincoln Tunnel. They still don't know what it is. The local news in New Jersey says the smell is stretching into the Hoboken, NJ area.
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Wow, they were able to conclude that investigation pretty quickly! Nothing to see here, move along! -b0b (...wow.) |
Title: Re: Breaking: Weirdness in Manhattan Post by b0b on Jan 8th, 2007 at 12:31pm
ConEd says the smell isn't originating from their system. FNC is reporting that it could be a gas leak in the Chelsea district.
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I love this. Nobody is sure what is going on or where the small is coming from, but we know it's not a terrorist attack and we know it isn't harmful, even though people are getting sick from it. It reminds me of this overblown event where the city of New York smelled like Maple Syrup, which was possibly a test of dispersing aerosolized toxins. -b0b (...GUNS!) |
Title: Re: Breaking: Weirdness in Manhattan Post by X on Jan 8th, 2007 at 1:48pm
Boy you think people would have gotten use to the smell of New Jersey by now?
X (ZING!) |
Title: Re: Breaking: Weirdness in Manhattan Post by Stick@school on Jan 8th, 2007 at 2:13pm b0b wrote on Jan 8th, 2007 at 12:05pm:
I don't know if I would believe anything that Glen Beck says. |
Title: Re: Breaking: Weirdness in Manhattan Post by Cait on Jan 8th, 2007 at 2:20pm
....aww, shit.
I don't have any guns. Cait (...and the one time she doesn't like being pro-gun control) |
Title: Re: Breaking: Weirdness in Manhattan Post by b0b on Jan 8th, 2007 at 2:27pm
Foxnews is reporting people getting sick in New Jersey from the gas. Hmmm...
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Ruled out, eh? Why even bother investigating if you know it's not dangerous, it's not linked to terrorism, it's not flammable natural gas, and it's only "unpleasant?" Friggin' blowhard know-nothing overlords. -b0b (...meh.) |
Title: Re: Breaking: Weirdness in Manhattan Post by b0b on Jan 8th, 2007 at 2:33pm
Here's more tinfoil for your hat. F-16's in pairs have been sighted over the suburbs of Cincinnati. Whatcha think, Stewie?
-b0b (...goes to DefCon -6.) |
Title: Re: Breaking: Weirdness in Manhattan Post by X on Jan 8th, 2007 at 2:33pm
True...it's like if Osama did a one man hand puppet show in Central Park...sure he's a "terrorist" but it's not hurting anything.
X |
Title: Re: Breaking: Weirdness in Manhattan Post by b0b on Jan 8th, 2007 at 3:10pm
Wow, it's on now! An explosive device "resembling C4" has been found on a ship docked at the Miami naval port. The United States Coast Guard has ordered the captain of the ship (which reportedly is a cruise ship) to move the ship into open water.)
-b0b (...might need to plan a trip to On Target tonight.) |
Title: Re: Breaking: Weirdness in Manhattan Post by b0b on Jan 8th, 2007 at 3:14pm
The substance tested positive six times.
There's another story on the news about a chemical leak in Sugarland, Texas. A chemical cloud is hanging in the air. -b0b (...woah!) |
Title: Re: Breaking: Weirdness in Manhattan Post by b0b on Jan 8th, 2007 at 4:00pm
CNN is now reporting that four schools may be evacuated in Sugarland, Texas due to a chemical leak and vapors leaking from some sort of tank. No word yet on what the chemical is or why the problem happened.
News helicopters have been ordered out of the airspace. Regarding the other story at the Port of Miami.... Quote:
-b0b (...watches with interest.) |
Title: Re: Breaking: Weirdness in Manhattan Post by Briney on Jan 8th, 2007 at 4:17pm
what a random day of events. Next time an odd smell happens in NY everyone will just shrug. Then theyll all die from mustard gas.
yep. |
Title: Re: Breaking: Weirdness in Manhattan Post by b0b on Jan 8th, 2007 at 5:06pm
Here's one that will get you guys thinking.
First some background: RDX, the primary explosive in C4, is not detectable. As such, the military and civilian companies add a "marker" called DMDNB to C4 to make it detectable. Natural gas, of course, is an odorless, colorless gas. Because of this, gas producers add a "marker" called Mercaptan which gives it the rotten egg smell. Now, if your goal is terror, couldn't you get the same results by releasing huge amounts of Mercaptan in one location (NYC), and trace amounts of DMDNB in another location (Miami)? Further, if you wanted to pull off an actual attack, wouldn't it make sense to "strain" the detection and response infrastructure with some false alarms beforehand to soften things? -b0b (...beat Stewie to the conspiracy theory. Yay!) |
Title: Re: Breaking: Weirdness in Manhattan Post by b0b on Jan 8th, 2007 at 5:09pm
The C4 turned out to be "residue on some fire sprinkler parts" that were being loaded onto the ship. The situation has ended and normal operations are resuming.
I call bull. -b0b (...is going home now.) |
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