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Title: Who Would Win?
Post by b0b on Mar 17^th, 2006 at 5:13pm

Who would win in an even fight? Ninjas? Pirates? Dinosaurs? Chuck Norris? Wes's Mom?

-b0b
(...is feeling rather silly today.)

Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by The_Fat_Man on Mar 17^th, 2006 at 7:00pm

I'd vote for my mom because she's fucking insane....but no one can kill Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes KILLING.

Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by X on Mar 18^th, 2006 at 1:46pm

Pirates baby! They have guns, swords, numbers, and they are sneaky and devilish.

Ninja's may sneak around but pirates will just shoot them like Indian Jones did with the huge swords man in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Dinosaurs may be big but tell a pirate there's gold buried in them...they're going down.

Church Norris maybe a Ninja but I think he'd make a good pirate too. However he's getting old. I'm talking about the real Chuck Norris not the Chuck Norris of the internet posts...no one would beat that guy.

Wes' mom...shoot she'd prob be violated by all the pirates. Although she might skink the ship. However I believe what I said for dinosaurs would apply here. Even if she's "got the magic stick".

X

Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by b0b on Mar 18^th, 2006 at 6:32pm

X wrote on Mar 18^th, 2006 at 1:46pm:

Although she might skink the ship.

Am I the only one that detects irony here?

-b0b
(...might need to recalibrate his irony detector.)

Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by X on Mar 18^th, 2006 at 6:51pm

I meant "sink" but I think when you mean irony you actually mean a Freudian slip?

X

Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by b0b on Mar 18^th, 2006 at 6:59pm

X wrote on Mar 18^th, 2006 at 6:51pm:

I meant "sink" but I think when you mean irony you actually mean a Freudian slip?

Must the two be mutually exclusive? Could not the act of slipping (in a Freudian sense) be ironic?

-b0b
(...touché.)

Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by The_Fat_Man on Mar 18^th, 2006 at 8:04pm

The amount of balls you guys suck is amazing.

Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by musiciannary on Mar 19^th, 2006 at 12:35am

You forgot the father of my children, Jack Bauer

Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by b0b on Mar 19^th, 2006 at 12:40am

Marie wrote on Mar 19^th, 2006 at 12:35am:

You forgot the father of my children, Jack Bauer

Sorry, but this poll is only for cool people.

-b0b
(...bahahaha, no contest!)