That is all.

All I know is that 24 robbed me of a new Simpsons, Family Guy, and American Dad on Sunday night.  >:(

What brokeback person still watches the Simpsons???

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(Briiiiiiiinnnneeeyyyyy)

Hey man, it's tradition, even if it does blow chunks. Sunday nights on Fox = ownage. Except when they show flipping 24, which I heard was cut out 10 minutes earlier than intended. Roffle.

Tivo perhaps?  A VCR maybe?
Yes, the Simpsons/Family Guy/American Dad combo kicks much ass
I had to make my sacrifices too, but one Sunday night was well worth it.

You're just not a true 24 fan Briney...tsk tsk.
I'm going to have to disown you now.

I still haven't seen a full episode save for Ep 1 season 1

I do have to agree with the musician...24 is good.  However, I did enjoy last season...although I still love Jack.

Pro of show - Jack Bower (Kiefer "The Man" Sutherland) = sexy action man who is about duty.
Con of the show - season 4 = horrible/boring

Pro - Alisha Cuthbert was is next to nothing in the first season
Con - Alisha Cuthbert is no longer on the show

Pro - Twists and turns
Con - Torture is good...especially when it's your own kid.

Pro - James Bond in 1440 minutes
Con - Sometimes unbelievable

Anything to add ma'am?

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24 Drinking Game:

1) The time is displayed. (1 Drink)

2) There is an explosion, a bomb going off, or a plane/helicopter crash. (1 Drink)

3) A tender or sentimental moment is interrupted by a ringing cell phone. (2 Drinks)

4) There is a major plot twist that renders a significant amount of work done by CTU/Jack Bauer useless. (1 Drink)

5) Someone you thought was with the "good guys" is revealed to be in with the "bad guys." (2 Drinks)

6) Someone is held at gunpoint. (1 Drink)

7) A defibrulator is used (1 Drink).

If it actually saves the persons life. (2 Drinks)

8) Someone dies. (1 Drink)

If they're a A CTU / Governmental executive or other major plot character. (2 Drinks)

If the person is killed just before they reveal important information, discover something crucial, or solve some puzzle. (3 Drinks)

9) Jack Bauer miraculously recovers from an injury or very narrowly escapes certain death. (2 Drinks)

10) Jack Bauer does something that is against protocol. (1 Drink)

If he gets caught. (2 Drinks)

11) Jack Bauer asks to speak to the president. (1 Drink)

If he says "It�s important." (2 Drinks)

12) Jack Bauer yells, "Drop your weapon!" (1 Drink)

13) Jack Bauer says, "You just have to trust me" (1 Drink)

14) Jack Bauer interrogates someone. (1 drink)

If Jack gets pissed off and yells, throws things (or them) around. (2 Drinks)

If Jack kills them afterward. (3 drinks)

15) Some computer whiz at CTU decodes, analyzes, decrypts, or hacks something. (1 Drink)

16) Kim Bauer says or does something extraordinarily stupid. (gets kidnapped, lies to the authorites, etc) (2 Drinks)

17) An old character who you thought was dead, fired, or gone forever comes back to surprise everyone (2 Drinks).

18) Someone is being a complete asshole, or a total moron and is preventing CTU, Jack, or the "good guys" from saving the day. (1 Drink)

If the above someone is Kim or Sherry (2 Drinks)

19) Sherry Palmer says "I'm doing this for you, David", or "This is for the good of your Presidency".(2 Drinks)

20) Someone on Palmer�s staff advises him not to do something. (1 Drink)

If he does it anyway. (2 Drinks)

21) Someone on Palmer's staff does something sneaky behind his back. (1 Drink)

If Palmer fires them for it. (2 Drinks)

22) Information is leaked to the press. (1 Drink)

If the leak was unintentional (2 Drinks)

23) Someone without government clearance is told a secret they aren�t supposed to tell anyone. (1 Drink)

They tell someone anyway. (2 Drinks)

If Someone is Kim. (3 Drinks)

24) Something bad happens three seconds before the episode ends. (Finish your Drink)

Also in every season...Jack tranquelizes, or tranks, someone....awesomenessnissity.

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Where can I get my mitts on one of these Tranq guns?

Why just join the Resistance...we'll equip you well!

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Pfft. already there.

Does anyone else think it's funny that an ex-Hobbit is now running CTU?

You can buy tranquilizer guns from a company called Pneudart.  Believe it or not, Pneudart is a division of Crosman, the BB gun company.

http://www.PneuDart.com

-b0b
(...knows these things.)

Chuck Norris who?

TOP 30 JACK BAUER FACTS

You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.

If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.

If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.

Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.

Every time you maturbate Jack Bauer kills a terrorist. Not beacuase you masurbated, but because that is how often he kills terrorists.

Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive.

Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.

1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.

Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.

Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.

Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.

Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.

If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.

Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.

When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer farking hates lemonade.

Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.

When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.

Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.

Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.

The quickest way to a man's heart is through Jack Bauer's gun.

Jack Bauer let the dogs out.

It would only take 1 bullet for Jack Bauer to kill 50 Cent.

Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.

Simon Says should be renamed to Jack Bauer Says because if Jack Bauer says something then you better farking do it.

Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why theres no life on Mars.

When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.

If Jack says "I just want to talk to him/her" and that him/her is you... well amigo, you're farked.

Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.