Here's a fun game:
Do a Google search for "(your name) needs" and post your favorite results!

Some of mine...
Marie needs needs a bigger chest to win in '08.
Marie needs help to eat, brush her teeth, and to dress.
Marie needs a lot of attention and Luke is willing to give it to her.
Marie needs a vacation from her holiday.
Marie needs to relocate and keep her pregnancy confidential.
Marie needs to get a new hobby like skeet shooting.

Some other fun ones:
Wes needs a wider platform.
James needs a hat.
James needs your coke.
James needs to be protected from development.
James needs to have access to a DNS server for domain resolution.
All James needs is a trusty gun and a beautiful girl.

Try it...it's spiffy!

(By the way, when am I due, what is skeet shooting, and who is Luke and where can I find him?)

Nicolas needs to check with Hayano-san the radiation level to which the components
will be exposed at the ATF.   :o

Nick needs meds.   :-?

cait needs...

    a diet  >:(
    a double dose :-?
    a bit of inspiration :)
    to grow and develop her own sence of self :-[ (true)
    some time :D (def. true)
    a woman she can talk with :-?
    money fast :-*
    to have support from senators :-?
    to break free ;D

       

"Patrick needs to see, Robin Williams"  [smiley=Confused.gif]

Hopefully, not naked in all his hairy splendor.

"Patrick needs to change style"  [smiley=BluesBrother.gif]

But he's so superFLY!  [smiley=TeddyBear.gif]

"Patrick Needs You!"  [smiley=HubbaHubba1.gif]

Baby

"Patrick needs your help acquiring penicillin ..."   [smiley=StewyThePirate.gif]

To stave off all the mercury in people's body from flu shots

"Patrick needs to win a race to keep from becoming a pretty
face"  [smiley=Gorgeous1.gif]

It's soo true!

"Patrick needs to idenmtify himself with a few issues and positions that are the
opposite of what one would expect from a progrssive."  [smiley=SoapBox.gif]

He's a Communist!

"Patrick needs to realize what a great catch he is and take some risks"   [smiley=HubbaHubba1.gif]

*Tears* You like me...you really like me!!

The only one I found interesting was.


Wesley needs to be put into stasis or thrown into the nearest singularity. (Go go Star Trek!)

Jason needs:
... to shut up.
... to shut the **** up.
... a real woman. (lol)
... loving too, you know
... to remain in therapy. (cackle)
... a red hot story to have a shot at the job.
... to broadcast from remote places in the world.
... to get together with the Comcast billing department. (...um. Do I?)
... to go to Liverpool next week to test fit and understand support of Interconnects.
... to tell the people at Tommy if he wants to do anything radical to his appearance.
... to change his name to something that begins with the letter "T"
...  one more surgical procedure. He's getting tubes placed in his ears to help drain fluid, which should help his hearing ability


... the Golden Fleece.

~BRiney

lol'ed on that last one.

You should've put that on a separate thread.  I'd love to comment on that one!

-b0b
(...woohoo!)

hehe i was searching for Patrick's name and found this google cache from the old forum


Smallest book every written...that's easy.

A PICTORIAL OF THE thingy OF PATRICK <redacted>- by James Rogers

Wow, I only vaguely remember that.  Who made that post?

-b0b
(...boggles.)

It was the smallest book ever...three page fold out and pop up.

X
(Bad da tsh)

It was in the thread "22 Shortest Books Ever Written"

and Fatman made that post.

This was when the pezmasterelite was posting, so it was a while back hehe.

Speaking of Andrew, where the heck is he at, anyway?

-b0b
(...wonders.)